Next on our list would seem to be the son of the Netherrealm revenant himself, Jubei Hasashi.
Hello. You have reached the phone of Jubei Hanzo Hasashi, Shirai Ryu and son of Hanzo and Kana Hasashi. I cannot answer the phone at the moment, but do leave me a message and I shall attempt to get back to you as soon as possible.
You have eleven unheard messages.
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Hello, hello! Testing to make sure your voicemail works. For a sec there, I thought you didn't have a voicemail. Would've had to talk to you about that.
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It's Johnny Cage. I heard you wanted tips on how to pick the babes up?
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I have faith in your abilities, Jubei, as do Raiden and Atraya.
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I am so glad you were not Tanya... I would have torn your throat out if you were.
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Hi, it's Serina. The blood one. Just wanted to let everyone know that my name is Heleena now. Too much confusion with my old name... Stupid Nitya.
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I didn't know she thought me having a similar name was that big of a problem..
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I am not a Cryomancer, to answer your question from earlier.
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Jubei, would you kindly come down here? I need some snuggling since Markus has gone to check on Parsek and the others.
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Skarlet... I made some red velvet cake. Want me to save you a slice? I dyed it red with my own blood, but don't tell the others... It's just food coloring.
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I just realized something: one of Jade's outfits looks like Princess Leia's metal bikini from Return of the Jedi. I hope Markus X doesn't hear me notice that...
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I'm pregnant... And Liu Kang is the father! Just kidding.
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