Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, Greed wouldn't have died...
"What do you mean I'm in it?"
She sighed. "I mean just that."
"What exactly is an 'anime'" Kayla stared at him a moment before she sighed, rubbing her temples.
"Okay, um...shit guess they don't have anime or cartoons here either. Um, , think of the neighboring country Xing. Think of it as a tv series of sorts that originates from Xing,"
"Didn't we agree that Xing was China though?" Hayley interjected.
"Well, yeah, but, you really think Drachma or Creta or that other one are Japan?"
"Okay, fair enough, continue."
"Thank you." She replied with a sneer at her before she continued on with her explanation.
"And instead of all being like real life set tv series, its all basically um, colorful? Like, animated? Which you have no idea what that is, augh! This is so hard to explain when you don't even know what animated means!" She exclaimed, banging her head again the wall behind her.
"Hm..." He rubbed his chin thoughtfully before grinning. "I can tell, you are going to be a very useful possession." Her eye twitched. As much as she loved Greed, she loved her individuality even more. She jumped to her feet with a glare and pointed a finger in his face.
"Just, hush you pompous womanizing little GHARGAHDYGFUHYU!" She ended up screaming gibberish in his face. Greed smirked down at her, amusement sparkling in his eyes.
"Um, Kay?" Kayla sighed, glaring at the homunculus for a moment longer before she let out a growl of frustration and stormed over to Hayley, resting her forehead against her friends shoulder.
"Don't make this harder than it has to be, doll. I just want answers on what exactly happens in this anime-"
"Nope! Not happening! I refuse!" She snapped, glaring him down. "Re-fuse!" She snarled slowly.
"You can act tough for a while, if you insist." Greed said with a shark-tooth smirk on his face as he put a hand on his hip.
"It's not an act." She retorted.
"Listen doll-" Greed was cut off a big black rectangular object collided with his face. "..." He blinked before he carefully bent down and picked up the object, inspecting it carefully.
"Why would you do that!?" Hayley exclaimed.
"I don't know!" She sobbed, eyes wide as he simply left the room, with her ipod in tact.
"So? What do they know?" Dolcetto questioned.
"Apparently," Greed said with an amused smirk on his face. "They come from another world or something where theres something called an 'anime' with me in it." All of the chimera's stared at him like he had gone crazy. "Also, one of them threw this at me." He said as he held the electronic device up for them to see.
"What is it?" Bido questioned as he stared at it while Dolcetto took it in his hand and eyed it. He experimentally pushed the only button on the device causing a screen to pop up with three rows of numbers on it.
"Password?" Martel guessed as she took the device from her comrade. "Hey, Greed. What did you say their names were?"
"Dunno, doll. The brunette-"
"Dirty blonde." Martel corrected.
"Called the one with black hair "Hay" and this Hay called the dirty blonde 'Kay'" He commented.
"Hm..." She quickly hit the buttons in several different combinations before a thought struck her. She typed in the combination,
5-4-2-9
It beeped before it unlocked successfully. There were different icons all over the place. None of them made any sense, except for a few, like;
Calendar
Clock
Photos
Maps
Weather
Notes
Reminders
Music
However there were several that made no sense such as,
Facetime
App Store
iTunes
Netflix
Nyan Cat
Warriors
Infinity Blade
CTV
TextMe
WeTalk
Skype
Magic Piano
Auto Rap
Sing!
Guitar!
Safari
"What...is all this?" Dolcetto questioned.
"Proof." Greed said with a smirk.
"Proof? Of what?"
"That they are from another world, one with more advanced technology evidently. Which means," He grinned. "They're telling the truth."
Martel frowned before she touched the music app and hit the word, shuffle, with her thumb.
Everybody's screaming, we're only bleeding
Everybody's screaming, we're only bleeding!
A voice screamed from the device causing the chimera to drop the device in shock while Dolcetto and Bido hid behind Roa.
"I hear lost prophets." Kayla murmured with a grin as she slowly walked over to the door and turned the handle to find it unlocked. "Let's go!"
"Why would he leave it unlocked." Hayley whispered to her as they tiptoed through the hallway, following the sound of the music.
"Hell if I knew. He's obviously not as bright as he appears in the anime." Kayla replied in a hushed whisper when Hayley suddenly stopped.
"He has your ipod. We are trying to escape him. Why are we following the sound of your music?" Hayley questioned.
"Because. I need that back. How they guessed my password is beyond me." She muttered as they crept down the stairs to find the ipod sat on the table, untouched, music still blaring with nobody around.
"Kayla." Hayley murmured in warning.
"I know, I know. Don't worry so much." She hissed back. "I doubt these guys are smart enough to set a trap for us. Why would they anyway?" She glanced around before she rushed forward to the table and scooped up the ipod, smirking down at the song before she abruptly turned the music off and pocketed the device and slowly slipped her hands into her jean pockets. "Shall we-" She broke off as she felt a pair of arms wrap around her and pull her back into a broad chest causing her eyes to widen as she realized that her arms were restricted.
"Kayla!" Hayley exclaimed.
"Hayley! Go!" She shouted at her friend.
"Are you crazy! Im not going to leave yo-"
"Go! Meet me at the..." She trailed off when a thought hit her. "The resting of place of the Words of Farewell!" Hayley's eyes widened in understanding,
"Don't be late-" She was cut off as Bido tackled her causing Kayla to narrow her eyes and elbow Greed hard in the abdomen. She kicked him and in the end, bit down hard on his arm causing him to recoil enough for her to tuck and roll away from him. She rushed forward and elbowed Bido sharply on the neck causing him to pass out. She turned to Hayley and carefully placed her ipod in her friends hands.
"There. You know I'd rather die than lose that forever. This is proof that we'll meet up again." She noticed that more Chimeras were coming and Greed was recovering from his momentary shock. She spun her friend around and pushed her out the door. "Go, you dumbass! It'll do us no good if you are kidnapped too!" She snapped before she let out a gasp as Greed abruptly pulled her arms behind her back, keeping them there with one hand and using the other to pull the rest of her body against his chest with his free arm wrapped around her waist. "Get off of me you creepy bastard!"
Hayley winced before she stared down at the ipod, clutching it tightly as she ran out of the bar and headed at break neck speed as far away as she could get from the devil's nest.
I did not plan this. I meant this to be a really light hearted chapter of Greed and the chimeras freaking out over the ipod, and then have them get caught trying to get the ipod back, but I didnt expect this! Omg, just WHERE did THIS come from?
Wow. I've been working on this on and off all day cause my computer is basically shit. Sorry if anybody seemed out of character!
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~The Goddess of Darkness