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Chapter 3: meeting the teachers pt 1
"Hey Hinata-chan meet Gaara." Naruto was introducing the two.
"Konichiwa Gaara-kun." Hinata was glad to make another friend.
"Please just call me Gaara, Hinata-chan." Gaara doesn't like honorifics on his own name.
"Hey Kit, Is that Shukaku I See?" Kyuubi asked.
'Yeah his name is Gaara. Shukaku is inside him. Does that mean he can't sleep?' Naruto asked to his Otou-san.
'Yes that is very likely, by the way here is a new Jutsu: Fire style; Fire Dragon Missile Sheep, Horse, Dragon, Tiger. Enjoy Kit.'
'Cool another dragon missile, its fire this time. Wait replace tiger with bird and it is water dragon missile, use dog its ice dragon missile.'
Just then a man in his late twenties, to early thirties walked in reading an explicit manga, he had light gray hair spiked up to the side, he also covered his left eye with a dark blue sweatband, and matching face mask.
"Alright class I am Hatake Kakashi, your English teacher. First I was wondering if there is an Uzumaki Naruto in here." The man, Kakashi, said without much emotion.
"Oh yeah also all teachers carry out their own punishments, if you goof off in my class I'll use a thousand years of death on you. Do you have any questions?"
Naruto raised his hand, "Yes."
"I am Naruto; also you can't get me with the almighty butt poke. Because Sasuke-teme already put that Chidori through my chest ten minutes ago. Here I am, where is he?"
"Oh there you are Naruto, I knew your parents Namikaze Minato, and Uzumaki Kushina. Your father was my teacher, and his wife was on the disciplinary team, she had one bad temper. This one time she castrated an Uchiha teen for grabbing her ass." Kakashi said giving his eye smile.
"So cool I hate Uchihas if that is how they are all the time, it seems like school faculty has a boner for Uchihas they always break rules, like Sasuke not wearing uniform, or that one Uchiha for groping my Kaa-san." Naruto said, he was quickly losing patience with Uchihas.
Then one Uchiha Sasuke walked in and there was the most terrifying scream in existence, the fan girl scream it sends shivers down the spine of even a veteran.
The second Naruto and Sasuke saw each other they immediately started fighting.
"You won on a fluke dope I just don't have time to teach any of my skills. I am sorry looks like you'll never be a great fighter like me."
"Ha that is a good one coming from someone with only level one Chidori in his arsenal. How about you get taught something cool?" Naruto said back, he looked around really quick, 'Hm, this is tile flooring, I know; Tiger, Dragon, Rat, Tiger' "Tile Shuriken!"
As soon as he said it tiles from the floor shot towards Sasuke, one got him in a certain area. He collapsed screaming in pain.
Then the bell rang and the kids went to their second period class. Naruto and Hinata were heading for the gym they separated at signs for their respective teachers.
A man with a bowl cut hair style, and in green tights approached Naruto's group. "Hello my youthful students welcome to Might Guy's extremely youthful P.E. / Jutsu training boot camp. I am Might Guy your ever so youthful teacher."
'Man this guy says 'youthful' a lot' Naruto thought he then noticed a similar dressed teen beside the man, 'He shall be called mini-Guy.'
"Alright ladies, let's rumble. First we will teach Chakra control. Who here can tell us what chakra is?"
A boy with similar eyes as Hinata raised his hand. "Yes Neji."
"Chakra is the mixing of spirit energy, and physical energy. Then chakra is focused through meditation, and hand seals, ending with Ninjutsu, and Genjutsu." Neji said.
"Hey Neji do you know Hinata?" Naruto asked to the boy.
"Yeah she's my cousin why do you ask?"
"Just wondering, so you are Hyuga Neji, you are really strong, I can tell from your aura. Can you see Keirakukei with your Byakugan?" Naruto was getting into this conversation.
"You seem powerful too, and yes I can see your Keirakukei, they are a little weird but they are probably immune to my Juken, how about we be friends?" Neji said back.
"Sure we'll be friends; we powerful fighters should stick together after all. Sasuke can never join though despite what faculty says, he is so weak.
---Room 1-6---
Sasuke was still unconscious under a desk when he sneezed so hard he sat up and bashed his head into the desk knocking him out.
---With Hinata---
A dark man walked over towards them. He had a bandana on, a pair of sunglasses, and a leather jacket on.
"I am Kinsuke Aiken. You are here to learn basic fighting skills, exercise, and train. You pinkie tell us about Chakra."
"I am Haruno Sakura! Chakra is the mixing of spirit energy, and physical energy. Then chakra is focused through meditation, and hand seals, ending with Ninjutsu, and Genjutsu."
"Very good pinkie, now let's get to tree climbing using only chakra in our feet."
'Sounds easy enough.' Hinata thought
Both classes walked into the field and stood in front of a tree. Neji, Sakura, Hinata, and a green haired girl made it up no problem. However they couldn't find Naruto anywhere, until the two Hyugas laughed.
They had used their Byakugan to find Naruto sleeping on the underside of a branch. Neji destroyed part of it, sending the branch and the blonde plummeting to the ground.
About halfway down Naruto jumped to the tree trunk and walked down to the ground. When he stepped onto the ground the lunch bell rang.