YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS! RATED M! RATED M! RATED MMMMMMMM!
NOW WATCH ME CRINGE, NOW WATCH ME (insert lenny face)
Shield your eyes, my children.
Rated "M" for Maximum Cringe
Bubbles quickly covered herself with her blankets and turned to face the object of her sudden affection.
"No, not really." Bubbles said stoically.
Boomer laughed.
"So why were you masturbating? Geez, if I knew that kissing you would have this effect, I would have gladly died for this 11 years ago."
"…"
"Are you the mute one now?"
Bubbles sighed.
"Have you ever thought about turning good?"
"Yes."
"So why are you still evil?"
"I'm not evil, just trying to fulfill my life's goal. Same with my brothers. We've grown out of just getting our kicks from the attention of you guys and the media."
"Hm."
"Anyway, back to the subject at hand. Or, well, hands."
Bubbles blushed.
"Do you need me to help you?"
"No, I-"
Boomer instantly sat in front of her.
"Are you sure?" Boomer asked with mock innocence.
This time, Bubbles initiated their kiss. They spent the night exploring each other's bodies.
0600h April 5th, 2016: Utonium Residence (Bubbles' Room)
Bubbles woke up with her alarm clock blaring in her ear. She woke up suddenly after feeling something warm over her chest. She instantly remembered the previous night's festivities and blushed. Boomer croaked by her side. She remembered something and-
"Boomer."
"Boomer!"
"Mmmm."
"You gotta go."
Boomer jolted out of his slumber and concluded the same.
"Yeah, but I don't wanna."
"Leave, you big baby."
"I wouldn't call myself a 'big' baby, but I know what else is 'big'."
Bubbles blushed.
"Certainly, but don't you think we could finish this later? I have to go to school."
"Sure."
Boomer suddenly picked her up bridal style and kissed her. And then noticed their lack of clothing.
"Just something to remember me by." Boomer said, putting his clothes on.
"Tonight?"
"Tonight."
"Good, I don't think I'll be able to explain my absences to my brothers but, who cares."
"You could just say that you got a girlfriend."
"Sure, but- Wait…" Boomer smiled. "We're in a relationship?"
"If you want to be."
"'My Secret Puff' has a nice ring to it. I think I'll take you up on that offer."
"'My Secret Ruff' also has a nice ring to it."
They both laughed.
"See you later!"
"Later."
Boomer opened the window and flew to his apartment-
'I really don't know what to think of that boy.'
Bubbles went into her bathroom, taking a shower, thinking about how good her mood was today. She almost forgot her 'Stress Painting™' (called that by her friends) and the competition. When she got out the shower, Bubbles picked a navy blue dress (wink) (insert lenny face) and headed downstairs to have breakfast with her sisters.
"Oh, hey Bubbles!"
"Good morning, Buttercup! And good morning Blossom!"
Blossom and Buttercup looked at each. Seemingly, as if to ask 'what's wrong with Bubbles?'. They both shook their heads.
"Bubbles."
"Hm?"
"What's wrong with you today?"
"Nothing, just happy."
"Because…" Blossom asked, begging for an answer.
"Because, my painting is almost done."
"Oh, good."
Bubbles felt bad about lying to her sisters, but they would freak out if they found out that not only had a boy over, in her bed, had sex with him and (here's the kicker) that he's Boomer. Nope, she wasn't going through that.
They got up to throw their bowls in the sink and-
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Who could that be?"
"I don't know."
"I'll get it!" Bubbles said.
She opened the door and-
"Hello." Brick said sternly.
"Who is it?"
"Brick."
"WHAT!" Both sisters exclaimed. They rushed the door and sure enough, there he was, in all his (evil) glory.
"What are you doing here?!" Blossom exclaimed.
"I'm just looking for Boomer. He was gone last night and you guys are the first to come to mind."
Blossom didn't want to admit it, but she would do the same.
"No, we haven't seen your crummy brother, so fuck off!"
Brick bit back a retort. This did not go unnoticed by Blossom and Bubbles.
"Ok. Bye."
Brick sped off, leaving all but 1 Powerpuff confused.
"Why'd he come here looking for his brother, I wonder." Bubbles said.
"I hate to say it, but I would do the same if I suspected abduction."
'He was abducted. Abducted by my body' Bubbles thought to herself.
"Well, fuck him too!" Buttercup exclaimed.
"Buttercup! What is wrong with you?"
"I'm sorry I can't feel pity because our enemy's brother is missing. Just because Brick doesn't feel destructive now, doesn't mean he'll want to rob a bank later!"
"Are you sure that none of this has anything to do with Butch?"
"Y-Yes"
"Lies."
"What."
"Buttercup, the Boys are made in the image of us. Maybe if you weren't so abrasive and mean to them, they would be the same to us."
"Have you forgotten what they did to us, just yesterday?
"No. But, they weren't trying to kill us."
"How?!"
"They knew that depriving our oxygen supply wouldn't kill us. We would just be incapacitated until we eventually floated to the surface. If they were trying to kill us, they would've chucked us into space and left us there to forever be in stasis."
Blossom was stunned by her sister's response. Sure, she would've said the same thing… If she were more forgiving and was thinking logically.
"…"
Buttercup left, suddenly eager to leave the house.
"Thanks, Bubbles."
"You're welcome Blossom."
0615h April 5th, 2016: With Boomer
'I can't wait to come back tonight and spent time with Bubbles. I think that I'm starting to fall in love with her. When this all blows over, I hope I can take her out on a date and not be discriminated against. In the meantime, I need to get these condoms. Even though I won't need them. Chemical X made me infertile. Maybe to a normal human. Maybe not to Bubbles or her sisters. Condoms can prevent that either way. Guess I'll just have to wait and see.'
Boomer was in such a good mood, that he went to a café and paid for his tea. Noticing the frightened looks the staff and the patrons gave him, he left, giving a $50 tip to his server.
He flew up to the Balcony at the penthouse and-
"Where the fuck were you?!" Brick roared.
"Shit."
May-mays (Memes) r (are) da (the) bess (best).
Mr. Midnight Prince