5:30 am

After flipping through many of the channels, Mas Y Menos came to another one that was mildly interesting. It was called "Writers: I'm Stuck In A Wal-Mart." The show starred many writers.

"Oh my god! Your J.K. Rowling!" Lexi The Writer said as she began to poke Rowling.

"Why are you poking her?" Green-Husky asked.

"Well why did you steal Stephen King's pants?" Lexi The Writer asked.

"That wasn't her, that was Terra Logan." R.L. Stein said as Stephen King chased Terra Logan around the Wal-mart yelling "Get out of mah pants!"

5:32 am

After rubbing her hands for many hours, we finally found out why Starfire acted all evil. She dyed Beast Boy's hair pink. And she got Saint H a cool chair instead of the author of this fic who really wanted one, like she hinted in chapter 3.

6:32 am

Beast Boy woke up and he and millions of fans screamed and fainted when they saw his hair.

6:33.5 am

Starfire laughed manically and began to do a little dance.

6:34 am

All the titans excluding Beast Boy bowed down to her mad dancing skills.

6:35 am

Titan's East bowed down to her mad dancing skills.

6:36 am

Hell even the author of this fic bowed down to her mad dancing skills.

6:37 am

Brother Blood who finished all the rugrats songs on their soundtrack began to rap to Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz.

6:38 am

Beast Boy and his millions of fans finally woke up and dyed his hair back yellow and blue. (XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)

6:39 am

Michael Jackson was in Neverland.

7:30 am

The author got tired of the one liners and decided to make the titans have a conversation of what they wanted to be when they grew up.

"I want to be a fireman!" Robin said.

"Dude! After what they did to us!" Beast Boy said.

"Not THAT kind of a fireman, a man who is on fire 24/7!" Robin said.

7:31 am

Jessica Simpson has lost her title of dumb blonde to Robin. And he isn't even a blonde. Then again neither is the author of this fic but alas, she still has her blonde moments too... The others finally started to talk again after staring at Robin for a moment.

"Anyone in here want to be a shrink so Robin can get some help?" Beast Boy asked.

"Yup." Cyborg said nodding.

"Good, shrink away." Beast Boy said as he pushed the two into a corner.

7:32 am

"Now tell me about your childhood." Cyborg asked as he got one of those cool chairs.

"Well it all started when I was 5 and it was christmas morning. I wanted a Saint H for Christmas but my parents got me a Saint J. A FRIKIN SAINT J!" Robin said.

12:34 pm

"So anyways after Tommy Lee Jones asked me to come into his hotel room for coffee I was inspired to write a book, that was made out of chocholate coin wrappers." Robin continued on about his childhood. Right then, he was at age 8.

12:45 pm

"And that's when I met the love of my life...Slade-er-Barbara-er-Starfire-er-Barbara.." Robin said.

"...WE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THAT PART OF YOUR LIFE!" Cyborg yelled.

1:- wait...rewind!

12:45 pm

"So friend Raven. Would you like me to get a cool chair for you?" Starfire asked.

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL! I WANT A CHAIR! I WANT A CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR! Erm...anyways, going on...

Saint H came in and rewinded the fic again.

Hey!

"Your a robin and barbara shipper right?" He asked.

Yeah...

"Well look at this."

12:45 pm

"And that's when I met the love of my life...Slade-er-Barbara-er-Starfire-er-Barbara.." Robin said.

...OMG! YOU BASTARD! YOU SHOULD OF AUTOMATICALLY SAID BARBARA!

2:30 pm

All of a sudden the author remembered she forgot the elevator music. Duh. I mean, all elevators have bad music. So in about 5..4..3..2..1..0..BLAST OFFF! Shoooosh! Ooooo! Pretty rocket. Oh right.The music.

"I GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, DIDDLY DIDDLY. THERE THEY ARE JUST STANDING IN A ROW. BOM BOM BOM! BIG ONES! SMALLS ONES! SOME AS BIG AS CYBORG'S HEAD-"

"BEAST BOY! SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I SICK MY SAINT Q ON YOU!" Raven screamed.

"Ok." Beast Boy said as he walked over to Barbara's grave.

(the bolded italtic words are the elevator music, k?)

Yo yo yo!

"AHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!" Starfire screamed as she covered her ears.

2:31 pm

Robin began to nod his head to the beat and began to rap.

"Yo yo yo I be Robin! I stop a bad guys from a robbin'. Stores! Museums! And even banks! But everyone considers Terra a skank. Hey! You gotta be listenin to my melody cuz if your not I consider that a felony! I mean hello? I'm Robin and that means let's listen, talk about his teammates and start some dissin. There's Raven who is a gothady goth. I lika the way that she bopady bop. There's Beast Boy who is hella rad, even though his jokes are always bad. There's technical man aka Cy, who was the only one who kissed on the show, and they weren't guys! And there's Starfire, who is really hot, except in that one fic when she was turned into a tot. So now I'm done cuz I'm running out of ideas, so peace, I'm heading to a pizzeria, word." Robin finished his rap and sank to his knees.

3:00 pm

The titans, thanks to the fabulous author, felt like singing songs.

Cyborg stood up.

"The winner takes all. It's the thrill of one more kill. THE LAST ONE TO FALL! WILL NEVER SACRIFIC THEIR WILL! Don't ever look back, on the wind closing in! The only attack where their wings on the wind! Oh the daydream BEGINS! And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory! YEAH! And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow! Sweet, sweet, sweet victory." Cyborg finished.

3:10 pm

Suprisenly, Raven wanted to sing a Spongebob Squarepants song.

"Come with me to the land I love. It's not right here down the street or up above. It's down below in the deep blue sea.Where Spongebob lives, and the fun is always free. Down, down, down to the bottom of the sea. Where our salty friend Spongebob waits for you and me. Down, down, down, ah, we'll have lots of fun. You and me forever in the underwater sun. We'll catch some jellyfish, if we get a chance. Say hello to Patrick, and do a little dance. Karate chop Sandy, see Squid get a tan. Eat a krabby patty, and foil Plankton's plan. Down, down, down to the bottom of the sea. We'll hook up with Spongebob, and his snail Gary. Down, down, down, ah, we'll have lots of fun. You and me forever in the underwater sun. Underwater sun." Raven sang as Spongebob characters dressed up as the Teen Titans danced around her.

You know like Spongebob as Starfire, Sandy as Robin, Squidward as Cyborg, Patrick as Starfire, ummmm and no one wanted to be Beast Boy.

"Hey. Wait a minute. If you guys live underwater, then how did you get here?" Beast Boy asked.

"Well ask the author." Spongebob asked.

Ummmm..

Spongebob and every other character died and dissapeared except for Patrick, who just disssapeared. Cuz Patrick is cool. And Saint H, no, you can't join that show. Even though it would be cooler if you did, but I don't own anything.

3:59 pm

It started to rain in the elevator which could only mean one thing..

"WILLY WONKA IS COMING!" Robin sang as he danced around the elevator.

"Ummm no." Raven said.

Hey it could happen, it's my fic after all.

Raven turned to the readers.

"If anyone out there has the smallest bit of sanity in them, give her something so she will shut up!"

Churros were thrown.

"Thank you." Raven said.

6:37 pm

Writer's block...ahh!

A huge block landed in the elevator.

"Ooo! What's that?" Harry Potter poked the block.

"Stop throwing random people in the story!" Starfire yelled.

Sorry.

7:49 pm

Harry Potter didn't leave.

"HEY!" Starfire yelled.

10:31 pm

Harry Potter didn't leave.

"But he's the new titan." Robin said.

"Yup, scarhead." Raven said.

"Oh, ok." Starfire nodded.

2:30 am

Well?

"Well what?" Starfire asked.

Shouldn't you being telling me something?

"Yeah, this chapter sucks."

The author runs home to cry in her room.

"Booya!" Starfire punched in fist in the air.

4:30 am

"...THAT'S MY LINE!" Cyborg finally figured out.

5:00 am

Cyborg is the newest dumbest blonde ever. And he has no hair.

The End. Of Chapter 4.

A/N: Sorry if it isn't good. I'm working on another fic. The one year anniversary of Punk'd: Beast Boy and Raven Style Chapter will be out by November 30th or December 1st. It all depends. Well I have to go. School tommorow. Thanks for the reviews and later.

Lexi The Writer (Queen Of Comedy)