Bowser picked up Mario by his shirt. Mario screamed. "Put me down! Put me down! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! It was Daisy's fault! She through me out here!"
Bowser growled right in Mario's face. Mario held his ears screaming.
"Okay, Mario! Now you get to go in the butt beating machine!" Bowser growled.
"What's the butt beating machine?!" Mario said, in a terrified voice.
"A machine that I've invented just for you!" Bowser took the whimpering Mario over to a big machine. Then he sat Mario on top of a big upside down boot. Then Bowser laughed evily. Then he flipped on the switch.
The upside down boot started kicking Mario's butt. The boot flipped Mario round and round, constantly spanking his butt. Mario howled the whole time. "Aaaaaaaaaaaa! Help!" he screamed.
Then the boot kicked Mario up high into the air. Mario screamed as he saw how high he was flying.
He flew so high, that he came into space. Mario stopped screaming. He floated in the air, looking about at all of the stars. "Well, this is nice. No one can hurt my butt up here," Mario said.
But he spoke too soon. Just a second later, a comet, the size of Mario's butt, came darting through space. It hit Mario's butt full force, and Mario went flying back towards Earth.
As he got closer and closer, he saw that Bowser was waiting for him at the bottom. He was smiling with his sharp teeth.
Finally, Mario landed on the ground. He lay down in pain. Bowser came up and looked down at Mario. "So! How did you like my butt beating machine?" he gloated.
Mario sat up and gave Bowser a smart look. "Your but beating machine was lame compared to the comet that his my but in space. You should be ashamed of yourself. That comet hurt way more then your silly boot machine!"
Bowser's face was burning red. "Mario, you said the wrong thing..." he said, under a growling throat.
Mario gulped.