Disclaimer: I do not own Death note and I never will.
Chapter 4Ok, so we finally made it through all of L's questions. We made sure to make everything we told him brief, because come on! What else were we suppose to do? I mean the guy already thinks we (Mostly me) are crazy enough, and I have had enough of prison.
So L has now decided that the two of us may hold valuable information on the Kira case. Meaning that here Destiny and I are handcuffed (again) together, so that he can keep an eye on both of us at the same time. It's quite boring right now, but I'm sure that in time we will both use this to our advantage.
"L? Whatcha doin?" I asked lying upside down on the couch in the corner of the room.
"I am reviewing the recent deaths of highly ranked criminals, that under the power of Kira were brought down in many fascinating ways." He answered.
I stared at him with a retarded look on my face. "L? Whatcha doin?" I asked again.
"I already answered you Izzy." He said still focusing on his work.
"No! when someone asks you "whatcha doin?" you're suppose to say "stuff"! So lets try again, whatcha doin?"
He ignored me.
"Destiny! L's being rude!"
"Izzy you really need to chill out. Did you take your medicine this morning?"
L looked at us in confusion.
"Your on medication?" he asked in slight concern.
Aww! What a cute expression little L has!! I wanna hug him! No, no must contain self. Personal space, personal space.
"No, she's accusing me of being on drugs." I stated.
He shook his head slightly and from my perpetual vision it even looked like he was smiling. Aaww! That's cute too!
I stared at him for a while smiling, then decided to ruin the moment. As I tend to do at times.
"Hey L can I ask you something?"
"What is it Izzy?" He asked while sipping his tea.
Sweet! Perfect timing!
"Are you gay?"
Just as I had predicted coffee or tea shot out of his mouth like a bullet. A really really big bullet. Haha!
"Pardon me?" He asked whipping his mouth.
"Are….you…a…homo…sexual?" I asked slowing my words down, still proud of myself for his expression.
"Don't be ridiculous!" He shouted.
Wow, I've never seen L lose his cool before. This is so entertaining!
I cocked my head to the side.
"So is that a yes or a no?"
"It's a no!"
"OH! What now?! Told you Destiny told you!!" I shouted jumping up and down like a complete buffoon.
"But, I've never said I thought he was gay." She said, seeming to have snapped out of whatever she was daydreaming about. Probably Light.
"But I knew it! I knew it! Yes!" I screamed.
At that moment I jumped out the couch and started to do the can-can. Yes I like the can-can, deal with it.
Anyway as soon as I kicked my right foot up for the fifth time it hit the table!
"Oh! Fuck!" I yelled.
Both of their heads turned in my direction, L's face shocked.
-Silence-
"Um, you meant duck right Izzy? Duck?" Destiny said.
"Yeah, right, duck quack quack!" I chuckled nervously.
L turned around again shocked and what seemed to be amusement playing in his face.
"You really need to watch your mouth Izzy." Destiny whispered before dragging me back to the couch.
I sat next to her sulking.
Three minutes later"Ok I'm done!" I said cheerfully.
"Dang, you bounce back fast."
"Yup yup! Hey L? What is on the agenda today? Are you taking us shopping?"
"Watari is bringing a few T-shirts and jeans for you two." L stated.
"EW!" Destiny and I cried both cringing.
L turned to look at us.
"What's wrong with that?"
"He's gonna get us old people clothes!" I complained.
"Yeah, we're going to look like grandma's! Plus he doesn't even know our sizes!" Destiny added.
L sighed.
"Alright, I will take both of you shopping tomorrow. I understand the fact that the two of you cannot be handcuffed in public, so I will also bring Watari along."
"No! Bring Light please?" Destiny pleaded.
"Light-kun?"
"Yes cause Destiny loves him so much!" I teased.
She hit me on the head.
"Duck!" I cried, " What I meant was, Light is younger so it doesn't look weird being in public you know? I mean you, Destiny, Watari, and I….well some people get the wrong impression if you get my vibe."
L cocked his head to the side obviously not understanding what was wrong with it.
He's not a teenager any more so I forgive him.
"It's teenage insecurities." I said.
"I see." L answered, "I will ask Light-kun if he would like to accompany us."
"Hey are you going to school tomorrow?" Destiny asked, probably wondering what the two of us were going to do during that time.
I mean, we both graduated high school already. And, we both already got accepted to college. Was he thinking of taking us too?
"Yes, I am. You two are going to stay here." He said with indifference.
"So…you're not going to make us go to school with you?" I asked.
Destiny lightly kicked my foot. I turned to see her glaring. Obviously she did not want to go to school this soon.
"No, though I do intend to give the two of you some kind of education. I was thinking of maybe hiring a tutor. By the way how old are you two?"
"Seventeen. We've already finished high school." Destiny said.
"I see. I could make this work to my advantage. I already have the books from To-ho University, I could give the two of you certain assignments."
"Ew, work." I said sticking my tongue out in disgust.
He ignored my comment and went on working. Does he think I'm annoying or something? He's constantly ignoring me. That's a tad rude. Or maybe he's just hiding the fact that he loves me. Ha ha! Yeah right! Maybe though, if so it's buried very very deeply inside of him. I hope that's the case, L has always been my favorite character, just like a lot of other girls, besides Destiny. Total Light fan fer sure!
"I wonder what the malls here are like." Destiny whispered.
"Don't know, don't care. As long as I get new clothes, these are starting to smell." I said sniffing my pit.
"You have no hygiene Izzy, that's disgusting!"
"What? I'm just checking to make sure my assumption is correct." I answered innocently.
"Of course you were."
I let that go. I was more focused on L. How could reviewing the Kira case be more interesting then the two of us? I'm so jealous. I shall get his attention, no matter what, but I needed help. The only way to unleash my truly annoying and random self was with help of something.
And that something ladies and gentlemen, is sugar.
"L?" I asked innocently, "Can I have something sweet? Anything will do."
"Why?" He asked.
"Girl problems."
"Here take some!" He exclaimed blushing.
Ha ha! The power of being a girl! Girl power woot!
I took about five slices of the large cake sitting on the table. Then I started packing it away. Destiny stared at me and then started to giggle. She knew what was up.
As I downed the third piece, I could already feel the sugar in my blood stream take effect. My right leg was moving up and down rapidly.
It was only a matter of time before all hell broke loose on poor, clueless, little L.
End of chapter 4!
In the next chapter you will see what happens when Izzy eats too many sweets. So be prepared for loads of random chaos! If you have any suggestions on what you would like to see her do, please let me know, though I will not promise to use all of the ideas. (I will more than likely)