(AN/ Sorry I haven't updated in the past year, my family has been going through troubles.)

(As the scene opens we see an altar used for wedding ceremonies. Beside it is Link in a tuxedo, Ganondorf in his usual attire with a bow tie, and I wear dress pants, a button down shirt, and wielding a sword on my belt. Zelda and the girls are wearing dresses that have their favorite colors, and Midna is in a wedding gown. Midna walks down the aisle while Cherry Blossoms fall from the trees, and I pull a book and note cards from my pockets. While Link and Midna stand across from each other smiling, I open the book on the altar. Before the ceremony begins it's interrupted.)

Ilia: I OBJE-!

Me: Not their yet stupid.

Ilia: Oh. Sorry.[Sits by Zelda.]

Me:... Anyway, we are gathered here today to unite this couple in holy matrimony, and to answer questions and dares from the reviewers of this story. Do you, Link, take Midna to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health till death do you part?

Link: I do.

Me: And Midna, same question but wife instead of husband?

Midna: I do.

Me: Does anybody object to these two being married?

Ilia: I object to this marriage!

Me:And why should I listen to you, miss useless? Oh wait, I shouldn't! I now pronounce you husband and wife! [Turn to Link] You may kiss the bride.

(As they kiss, everyone stands and claps for them except for Ilia.)

Me: Ilia your dare is first, from Jinso Kitsune-kun. This review state that you need to star in an episode of Jackass. Awesome! Now which stunt to put you through... oh, I KNOW!

[Ilia is pushed into and strapped into a porta-potty thats attached to a giant slingshot.]

Johnny Knoxville: I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the Shit-Shot!

[ Ilia is then shot forward and flies forward as crap and piss fly all over her. Eventually the camera is so covered in crap we can't see her]

Me: Since no one cares about Ilia, lets move on. Ganondorf, Jinso has a couple of questions for you. Question 1: How did you get a bunch of dark powers sometime between Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess? Question 2: How the hell is Link pulling out a fishing rod in the middle of a fight to the death distracting?

Ganondorf: Well, due to the fact that me and my ancestors carried the Triforce of Power, their powers went to me seeing as I was the last Gerudo. As for the fishing rod, it just confused me as to why he had it out.

Me: Ok, next is Zelda with a question saying why is it in SSBB you have cool abilities but in your games you suck?

Zelda: When SSBB came out I grabbed my Bow of Light,which helped and since I was actually supposed to fight used every spell I had and since when I changed to Sheik I had ninja weapons i could do more then in my kingdom, where i have to negotiate and be proper.

Me: I see, the problems of being a ruler. Also, go have a bar fight in a all girl bar.{Zelda walks off}

Link, you have 2 questions and a dare. One, why do you not wear pants? And what was it like being in the Twilight Realm?

Link: I'M WEARING TIGHTS! THOSE COUNT AS PANTS IN MY TIME! And, each of my ancestors wore the hero's tunic with honor. As for being in the Twilight Realm, its like being in Hyrule but more magic and less sunlight.

Me: ... It seems that the whole pants subject is kinda , Midna Jinso has a question for you. Why didn't you try to break the curse Zant put on you while Link was trying to save Hyrule?

Midna: Well, at the time I thought that Hyrule had no Mages or Wizards, and the ones that were there were evil, so I just stuck with Link.

Me: Nice answer. Now, all but Ilia can have cake! [Cuts wedding cake and hands everybody a slice as Zelda walks back from bar fight.] What happened their? You need some bandages, or a red potion?

Zelda: Malon decided to pull out a sword in the middle of it. It seems that she had training with swords.

Me: Ouch. Anyway, Jinso has a dare for Ganondorf. Jinso says to put on a dress and fairy wings, and to sing the lumberjack song from a Monty Python movie. One second{Teleport to costume store, grabs fair dress and gives to Ganondorf.} Start singing or it's the fangirl pit for you.

Ganondorf:... I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I work all night and I sleep all day. [starts messing up lyrics.]

Me: For your terrible singing, i send you to the Fangirl Pit!

[I pick up Ganondorf and throw him in while fangirls tear him apart]

Me:...One sec[Goes to Hell and grabs Ganondorf to take him back to wedding.] Better?

Ganondorf: Being here is way better than hell!

Me: Anyway, Link and Midna! I have booked you guys a private island for a week! Part of it is for a Honeymoon, another is for a dare.

Midna: Why is it on this day, we have to do a dare for you?

Me:... If you let me finish, as I was saying it is for a dare but Since its your wedding I'm being nice and letting you not do it. Right now I need to head to Gamestop.

Link: Why?

Me: You don't know?! The greatest Marvel anti-hero got his own videogame!

Everyone:... Who?

(As I'm about to answer a Katana stabs through me! I fall to the ground and out from the shadows comes..)

?: Oh, can I say it?

Me: No!

?: Pleeeeease!

Me: Fine! And if you readers can't tell who it is then pay attention!

?: I'm the mask for your task, the Merc with the Mouth, that guy who won't die..(Confetti and banner pop out as a spotlight shines on him) DEADPOOL!

(I start getting up) You know, it would be nice if every time you come by I wouldn't need to sew or buy a new shirt!

Deadpool: Yeah, well what fun would that be? Anyway I'm here because you need a copy of my game! To Gamestop!

(Trumpet symphony!)

[A/N Again, sorry ive been gone so long but my family and i have been going through money problems so heres the new chapter! Also downed the rating to T because i felt that since its my first fic i would use a lesser rating! ToonLink13 Signing out! Jackpot!