A/N: Yay! This is still the longest story I've written! Ever! Thank you all for the reviews, I love knowing what you guys think! Anyway, on to the story.

"Hello, crowd. Okay, roll call! Red?" Scar asked.

"Here!"

"Green?"

"I'm over here."

"Blue?"

"Why are we doing this in the first case?"

"'Cuz I need some way to get my word count up, and this is entertaining… Vio?"

"Reading a book."

"Okay, smart-alecs. Shadow?"

"Right behind you, freaky author person who kidnapped us all." He stated, melting out of Scar's shadow.

Scar jumped somewhere between two and three feet into the air. "Gah! Don't do that to me, Shadow! Anyway, Midna?"

"Tee-hee."

"Link, Twilight Princess?"

TP Link grunted.

"What are you, mute?"

TP Link grunted again.

"Okay, okay! Moving on! Link, Ocarina of Time?"

"Here."

"Link, Wolf form?"

Wolf Link howled.

"Saria?"

Saria played the Ocarina.

"Zelda, Twilight Princess?"

"Here."

"Zelda, Ocarina of Time?"

"Here."

"Wraith, my amazingly awesome OC?"

"Why do I put up with this?" Wraith asked, shaking her head sadly.

"Really annoying Sheikah Ninja-musician guy?"

"…"

"Okay, he's silent. But we've verified that he's here. And that he's alive. And as such, my role call is complete! Yay! Now we can work on the actual chapter!"

"First review: Truths: Midna. Which do you like better: Link in his regular form, or in his wolf form? Link OoT: What did it feel like to wake up after 7 years of sleeping? Navi: Why are you so annoying? Ilia (If she is there): What is so amazing about horses? Dares: Link OoT: Stab Navi 15 times Malon: STOP SINGING FOR THREE DAYS Epona: stomp on Navi with your hooves for four hours straight -MissLozSoue39." Wraith read off.

"Yay! We finally got some truths! I was starting to think everyone hated them!" Scar exclaimed.

"… Wolf. It's much more fun to sit on his back and pull his ears than hide in his shadow." Midna answered, grinning evilly.

"Really weird… Navi is convinced I fell over right after I woke up, but I remember no such thing." OoT Link stated.

"You did! You almost fell on me!" Navi exclaimed, indignant.

"Oh… Oops. Sorry, Navi."

"I am not annoying! I'm helpful!"

"… You're annoying."

"I'll have you know that horses are wonderful animals!" Ilia snapped.

"Come on! Even I could tell you that!" Scar agreed.

"What? No! I can't stab my fairy partner!" OoT Link exclaimed.

"Rabid. Fangirls." Scar reminded.

OoT Link paled, pulled out a dagger, and stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

OoT Link stabbed Navi.

Navi cried in pain.

"Anyway, now that that's done, Malon?" Scar asked.

"How am I supposed to do that?" Malon asked.

Scar slapped a piece of duct tape over Malon's mouth. "There you go." She healed Navi. "Epona, I think it's your turn."

Epona started stomping on Navi.

FOUR HOURS LATER…

"Um, Epona? I think that's enough…" Scar commented warily.

Epona gave a final neigh and stepped away.

Scar revived Navi. "Um, Wraith, next review, please."

"Coming right up. The next review is: Truths: Tetra: Do you like Link TP Zelda: Why did you put up such a crummy fight against Zant OOT Link (young version): Which girl do you like best? OOT Link (older version): Which girl do you like best? Sheik: Do you like Ellenar Ride and her split personalities? Dares: OOT Link (younger version) get attacked by rabid chickens WW/Ph Link get chased by rabid fangirls Tetra scuddle (sink) her own ship Midna cause TP Link to spontaneously combust Everyone in your cast gets rick rolled and we get to see their reactions. -Rogue2k8."

"Well, thank you, Rogue2k8! I was wondering when that truth was gonna come up!" Scar called.

"Well… um… I'd be lying if I said not at all… Maybe a little bit…" Tetra answered, blushing horribly.

"I'll have you know I was trying to do what was best for my people!" TP Zelda snapped.

"By letting the evil king take over? Yeah, being a spirit is just soo healthy!" Scar mocked.

"SHUT UP!"

"Not gonna answer that." Both Older and Younger OoT Links proclaimed.

"…" Sheik was speechless.

"But you like Wraith. She isn't so much an OC as one of Ellenar's personalities." Scar stated curiously.

"She IS?" Sheik asked, eyes, or, well, eye, widening in realization

"Yes, she is." Scar said triumphantly. Then she seemed to realize something. "Hey, wait a minute! YOU! Who are you and where did you put the real Sheik?" She accused.

"I am Sheik, Scar. Why wouldn't I be?"

"The real Sheik is much more observant." Was the arguing response.

"Scar, how many times do I have to tell you? I! AM! SHEIK!"

"Prove it. What do I call you?"

"…'The really annoying Sheikah ninja-musician guy', and if you call me that one more time, I will kill you slowly and painfully."

"Fangirls."

Sheik suddenly went very very pale. "… Sorry?

"Aww!" Scar hugged Sheik. "All is forgiven."

"… I actually do… need to… breathe, Scar!"

She released Sheik, looking a bit sheepish. "Oops. I get carried away sometimes."

"Can we move on now?" Wraith asked, sensing Scar's embarrassment and trying to avoid adding to it.

"On it."

Younger OoT Link ran off, screaming, followed by rabid chickens

"Link, Phantom Hourglass, prepare to meet your doom." Scar stated before throwing a switch, sending him to the cave where the captured rabid fangirls have set up residence.

"… How did you get that many rabid fangirls anyway?" Vio asked, morbidly curious.

"I searched the world over. When I caught them, I just released the pack and they set up residence in the cave on their own." She answered, matter-of-factly.

"…"

"Are you done now?"

"Yes, ma'am!" He said, snapping to attention and pulling off a crisp salute.

"Ooh, I like this one. Calls me 'ma'am'! And I got a salute!"

"Great. All she needed was an ego boost. Thanks, Vio." Wraith moaned.

Tetra disappeared.

Midna grinned evilly.

TP Link burst into flames.

"Um… Rogue2k8, I have absolutely no clue what that last thing means. Sorry." Scar mumbled, rubbing the back of her neck nervously.

"There. My ship is sunk. Now let me go to sleep." Tetra snapped, reappearing.

"Okay, Pirate Princess, you can go to sleep in a minute. We have one more review to deal with first, though. Wraith?"

"Last review is: Throw a water balloon at Mido and blame it on the Great Deku Tree. -TheBlueVampireQueenOfAbiland. Looks like your friend is having fun."

"Well well well. Quite the sneaky one, are we? Well, I think Saria should throw it."

"Okay!" Saria said happily, grabbing a water balloon.

Scar warped in Mido and the Great Deku Tree.

"… What?" Mido asked.

Saria hit Mido in the back of the head with the water balloon.

"Wh-Wha-Who… Who did that?" Mido sputtered angrily.

Saria pointed silently at the Great Deku Tree.

Mido got a confused look on his face, then frowned, then his head exploded.

"Eww!" Scar exclaimed, reviving Mido before warping him and the Great Deku Tree back to Kokiri Forest.

"I agree with you, for once." Wraith muttered.

"Well, this has been fun, but I really should go." Scar chimed.

Wraith: No, wait! You can't leave before you call off your rabid chickens!" Wraith yelled.

"Oh, right." Scar mumbled, then let out a shrill, piercing whistle.

And immediately, the Rabid Chickens stopped chasing Younger OoT Link.

"NOW I'm going." Scar thundered, daring anyone to oppose her.

"Okay." Wraith said meekly.

A/N: Hey, guess what? This is the longest chapter I've written! Like, EVER! Thank you to Rogue2k8 for lots of ideas, and faithfully reviewing each and every chapter. Have a cookie, you deserve it.