A/N: Soooo yeah, I'm seriously just winging this story as it comes to me. I know I should've done an outline and all that snazzy jazz. But meh, I'm feeling lazy. So pbbbbt. Anyway, I kinda sorta maybe like this chapter. And a huge thanks to Simply Rexene for throwing me a few ideas!

Simply Rexene – Hahaha Sora loooooves pushing buttons. Especially big red ones. Like Roxas's buttons. He's an overall professional button pusher. And there's more to come!

Kel-Vampyre – I'm glad you thought it was funny! That's what I'm aiming for! Although sometimes I think I'm trying too hard… *shrugs*

On a side note, I hate ladybugs. Evil, dastardly foul-smelling creatures of the damp.

Well, here is chapter 4 of Alive. Please enjoy.

Chapter 4: In Which Roxas Becomes Axel's Assistant

"Roxas?"

"Roxas?

"ROXAS, WAKE THE FUCK UP. THIS ISN'T KINDERGARTEN. WE DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF HAVING NAPTIME."

I woke up with a startled yelp. I didn't even remember dozing off. All I remember was Axel being an asshat and him just giving me that all-knowing smirk.

"Yes, dad?" I replied meekly.

Cloud sighed and ran his hand through his golden blond locks. His son was about to get pissed in 3… 2…

"I've gotta go to O'Reilly's and see if I can settle a labor claim because some idiot kid, Kairi, sold me a turn signal switch that went out a week later. So I have no idea how long this will take, but I need you to go out into the shop and help Axel with whatever he may need until I get back. No ifs, ands, or buts."

Sora snickered. "And no chicken butts!"

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"WHAT!?" I yelled, gracefully falling out of my chair and showing the cold floor some Roxas TLC. With my face.

"Ow…" I groaned and sat up.

Cloud was muttering something to himself as he walked away from my righteous fury.

Sora gave me a sly look. "Yay! Now you can get more bonding time with your Axie-poo!"

I massaged my throbbing temples. I could feel a headache coming on.

"Fucking fantastic. Off I go on my wild excursion."

I made my way out to the shop and just stood there, admiring all the shiny cars. If there was a porn site for cars, I'd be their most frequent visitor. No lie.

I looked around for the red haired menace I was supposed to regrettably be helping.

Where the fuck is he…?

"Looking for something, Rox-asss? " came a hot, breathy whisper in my ear.

I whirled around with the angriest glare I could muster. "My dad said I had to help you. So. Here I am."

Axel grinned, revealing two rows of gorgeous pearly whites. "Weeeell, I could use a hand doing an AC Service¹. If you even know what that is…" he trailed off thoughtfully.

I wanted to maim him. I wanted to shove that strategically placed torque wrench up his ass.

Mmm… I bet he likes other things up the ass…

What. The. Fuck.

What the fuck brain?! Axel's a GUY. And an asshole. And I was engaged to the love of my life.

I can't believe that thought even had the audacity to be produced by my brain.

" Yes, asshole. I know how to do that. I've been around cars since I was born. I came out of my mother's womb with a monkey wrench," I replied with a sarcastic bite.

Axel arched a short, red brow. "If you say so kid. Show me what you can do."

Then, he proceeded to laugh at the double meaning of that last phrase.

Idiot.

I quickly performed said service and put all the equipment away.

"So, do you know why the AC isn't working, Roxy?"

"Why, yes, Axie. This car needs a new compressor. Anything else I can help you with?" I growled through gritted teeth. This guy was trying what little patience I possessed.

Axel's smirk turned into a seductive smile. "Well, since Cloud isn't here to kick my ass… You could always, ya know, suck my dick. I could use some good ol' Roxas TLC. "

Sora was dead. So dead.

"SORA!"

¹ Air Conditioning Services consist of any service performed on the equipment that delivers cool air to the cabin of your car. The major components of your air conditioning system include the compressor, condenser, evaporator, expansion valve, and refrigerant. There are a variety of problems that can hinder your air conditioner's ability to generate cold air—it may be as simple as needing to add refrigerant. However, normal wear and tear causes seals, hoses, and fittings to get loose and wear out. When this happens, refrigerant can leak out. Yes, I'm a nerd. Bite me lol

*munching on pizza* Hmmwhu? Oh hey, chapter 4 is done! Huzzah! So, here you go. Sorry it's so short. But if I did longer chapters it'd take me even longer to update… unless that's what you guys want. Let me know! Please review! Till next update. ~ Velvette

Next chapter: Roxas gives Axel's dick some TLC. …. Just kidding! Nah. Roxas tries to just get through the day without killing anyone and he gets a lovely call from his fiancee, Namine. Wonder what'll happen? :3