Hi. I hope you like this chapter. Its 7:30 in the morning and my brother woke me up cause he has a friend at our house, and for some reason they haven't gone to sleep yet.

And so they were talking really loud and woke me up. And then they started going outside, coming back inside, going outside coming back inside, etc. and my fuzzy, actually

I think scruffy is a better word for her, keeps barking cause she has no common sense at all and thinks some intruder is breaking out of our house. SO I have to tell her to

go be quiet or she'll wake my mom and sister up. There was no way of me falling back to sleep, so I thought, 'Why not see if I can type a little?' And here I am, finishing

another chapter. Review please =]

I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT MY PEOPLES. THEY ARE MINE.

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"Tell me Samantha, how does it feel to be 'Evil Master Mind Of The Day'?" Lily asked me, as we walked down the train isles. She was pretending to hold up a microphone like on the Muggle news.

"Well to be honest Miss. Evans-"

"Please call me Lily," She smiled politely.

"Oh, Lily then, I have to say, it feels good. Really good. I'm just so glad to finally be recognized for my talent," I answered very seriously.

She couldn't help but crack a smile. She was about to ask another question when something came shooting pass her.

"What the Fu-"

"LILY! You know my rules about dropping the 'F' bomb!"

She started to make, what I'm sure would have been a smart ass remark when we heard a bang come from the direction the shooting thing came from. Then we heard yells and some creepy dudes came running down the isle shoving us out of the way, causing us to topple on top of each other. We heard another pair of footsteps stop near us.

"Sweet, Prongs, some girl on girl action!"

Damn, I was really beginning to hate that voice.

I looked up at James and Sirius to glare at them. I had a feeling Lily was doing the same thing.

"Why does it seem like you two are always interrupting our conversations?" We asked in unison, sounding equally angry. I swear I sometimes think Lily and I were separated at birth.

"Well, Lily Darling, if I do recall, that last time I interrupted you two was when you were, very loudly-,"

"And very off keyly," Sirius interjected.

"Singing outside of our compartment."

Standing up and brushing myself off I said, "We weren't singing that loud," Lily was now standing up, "Oh and, 'keyly' isn't a real word, dumb ass."

"Plus, didn't your mother teach you it was rude to interrupt people, whether they're singing or talking?"

Lily asked.

"Well, we for one didn't know you were even in this isle having a conversation, so we didn't purposely interrupt it," Sirius stated with a rather smug look on his face.

I could see Lily agreed with him, but she would never admit it. So here comes Samantha to change the subject and save mine and Lily's dignity, "What were you two even doing down there? Were you bothering some innocent students? Creating unnecessary havoc? I think that requires some sort of punishment, don't you, Head Lily?"

She gratefully nodded. And I could see my change of subject had worked. James and Sirius were speechless.

Then an evil glint came to James' eyes, "In case you two have forgot, I am Head James. Just try and punish me." Another stupid smug smile.

Hate the smugness. Gonna rip their lips off.

Lily was thinking the same thing, you could tell by the way her jaw was set. I don't think I've ever seen her mad so many times in one day. It was quite terrifying.

And could James see how angry we were and just shut up and walk away? The answer to that question, my dear children is, no. He just had to keep talking.

"And speaking of us being Head Boy and Girl, Lily, don't you think it's time we went and did our rounds, together. Like Heads are supposed to do? Or should I go visit Dumbledore and talk to him about how you've been slacking on your Head duties?"

Lily and I giggled, that stupid word, 'duty'.

"And you Samantha, I'm sure this isn't the first impression you would want Dumbledore to have of you. Now is it?"

Damn, he's almost as evil as me.

"Lily why don't you come with me. And Sirius, could you escort Samantha to our compartment so she can do her duties with Remus?"

I was wrong. He was way eviler than me. I almost had to show him some respect. Almost. I would never stoop as low as to show James Potter respect though. Never.

"Why of course I can, Head James." Sirius said, emphasizing the word 'Head'

Lily gave me a pleading look, but Sirius was already herding me in the opposite direction. As I rounded the corner, I glanced back at Lily, who was still standing by James glaring furiously at him. And at that moment, the look on James' face was anything but evil. He looked completely thrilled at the possibility of having some Lily Time. Okay you had admire his level of adoration. If he was that thrilled to be with Lily when she was that angry, he must be pretty crazy about her.

Then we rounded the corner and I alone with Sirius Stinking Black. He's such a Git. Wait, what exactly is a git? Man these English people and their terms are getting to me. I'd have to ask Lily when she got back from her Head Duties.

I started giggling again. Sirius was looking at me. I'm not exactly eye level with him - far from it actually I only reach about the middle of his chest - but I could feel his eyes on me. What if that saying was in a literal sense? I mean what if someone actually took their eyes out of their sockets and rubbed them all over said person. That thought just made me giggle louder.

"I know I must be extremely charming love, but it would be nice if you giggled after I actually said something charming," Sirius interrupted my crazy talking to myself moment.

"I'm not your 'Love' so therefore do not call me that. You are most absolutely not charming. And don't talk to me like I'm some brainless bimbo!" I spat, glaring up at him. He had silver eyes. Weird. But they're interesting.

He held up his hands in mock defense, "Know need to bite my head off Love, I was just kidding."

I glared at him again.

"What? Why are you still glaring at-Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to call you Love. Force of habit. Although most girls would thrilled it if I called them 'Love'," he replied, with a conceited expression.

"Then why don't you go find one of those girls and leave me to go find Remus and do my Prefect Duties?" I questioned, just barely letting the anger seep into my voice.

"Fine. We're at our compartment anyways," He said with his eyebrows scrunched together.

I walked into the compartment without another word to that jerk, "Hey Remus! James was being ridiculously evil and stole Lily, Possibly kidnapping her and rushing the night. And I may never see her again. A thought that saddens me deeply. But I as a Prefect have a duty and that duty is to protect the good students of Hogwarts and you, my dear sir, are my partner in crime. So let us venture forth into the hall and do what we were born to do!" I took a deep breath. Lily makes talking really fast look easy.

Remus and Sirius stared at me in disbelief.

But with a shake if his head, Remus recovered and guided me out the door.

We walked in a comfortable silence for a couple of minutes. But silences are just not my things. Whether they're comfortable or not, I must break them.

So I said the first thing that came to mind, "So where do think James took Lily, you know when he rushed into the night with her."

Remus smile down at me, "Well I don't know the exact mind of James Potter, but I do know him pretty well. And I would have to guess that he would probably take her to some deserted island in the south Pacific and have his way with her. Then Resort to cannibalism and eat her in order to hide all evidence she ever existed."

I stopped walking and stared at him, then I put on a fake disgusted expression, "That sick bastard! He could be roasting her right now!" I shouted with fake hysteria.

"I know. I'm afraid it's to late to help Lily."

I started to pretend to cry and yelled, "Why? She was so young!," I was really starting to sound crazy and Remus was trying not to laugh, "We have to avenge her death, Remus! Lily can't have been roasted and eaten just to die in vain!" I threw myself into Remus, pretending to have gone into uncontrollable sobs, but really I was laughing.

People were now sticking their heads out of their compartments, giving us confused expressions.

Then one of the onlookers broke the silence, "Lily. Lily Evans? Sh-she's d-dead?"

Remus was biting his lip so he wouldn't laugh, "Come on, Sam, I think it's time to go get your meds."

"Good, cause these flying monkeys are really starting to annoy me. And my mommy said that the candies I eat, scare them away. I think she lied though, cause they always come back…"

And we walked down the hall and around the corner. Remus couldn't contain his laughter anymore. So we laughed for about five minutes straight. I couldn't get my breathing under control. And Remus kept chuckling. Chuckling. Chucky the crazed doll. Creepy.

"Hey Remus, what does git mean?"

"What made you wonder that?"

"Well, when I was walking down the hallway with Sirius, I mentally called him one and then I mentally told myself that I needed to figure out what it ment exactly."

"Oh… well its like a worthless or foolish person."

"Mhm…"

"What?"

"Well, Sirius is most definitely not a git… That word if far to kind to describe him."

Remus smiled again. He smiles a lot. We were walking pass a closet and we heard some banging from inside it. Remus rolled is eyes and opened the door, to expose a Mr. Black playing a very intense game of tonsil hockey with a maybe 16 year old girl.

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How was it? I laughed when I read FairyDust's comment "Throw him in a dumpster"

So for some pranks when they get to school, after the really big one Lily and Sam have planned I'm thinking they might involve some butterbeer and ringing sounds. Does anybody have any ideas for some pranks?