Chapter 4: What the heck!
"Hey! FLONNE!" Kage shouted.
He and Etna were hanging over a pot of boiling acid. Etna wearing a red dress instead of the black one, while it was covered by the rope.
"GET US DOWN!" Etna called out, not getting any reply from the Fallen Angel. "Is your cape thing free?"
"That's the first thing that came to my mind, no it isn't," Kage wiggled, elbowing Etna in the back.
"Ow! Idiot!" Etna muttered, tail twitching. "Ugh! How the hell did Flonne get this good at knot tying!"
"Don't look at me…I'm still wondering how she got that pot of acid in here." Kage groaned as he tried to free a hand. "How the hell did she even get us up here!"
"Oh, I dunno…maybe it was during the night? I mean, we have NO WHERE else to go!"
Kage sighed. "If I can get a hand free, I can use Four Winds Wrath on the ropes."
"Then let us fall into the acid?"
"Good point…"
"Sooooo…"
Kitsune yawned as Laharl walked into the room, eating a apple.
"Well?"
"Fine, I'll do it."
"Knew ya would." Kitsune yawned and stretched his arms. "Now then, why are they tied up?"
"Huh?" Laharl turned around to the TV before bursting out into laughter. "AHAHAHA! SUCKERS!"
"Well, what's your---"
"Oh, you'll see." Laharl snickered, folding his arms. "Hehehe…"
"Well, you promised me a good show, so you better keep it."
"Yeah yeah, you get your Truth or Dare thing, and I get my revenge…"
Whack!
"WHAT THE HELL!"
"Well, you just broke the fourth wall, and since Evan and Ash aren't here…"
"Screw you!"
"I'd rather not," Kitsune retorted before snickering.
"Whatever, just get them in there."
"Not true, fries are win!" Zand said, glaring at Ash.
"Waffles are win!"
"No, they aren't!"
"HEY! GUYS!"
"Kage?" Zand, Evan and Ash all asked, glancing around. "Where are ya?"
"Try the roof, nimrods!"
As the three looked up, Flonne walked in, grinning eat to ear at her masterful evil plan.
"Well doods." The Prinny's TV came down. "Hope you…Why are you on the roof, doods?"
"Long story…let's just get this over with!" Etna shouted.
"Ok ok dood, chill out! Our first letter comes from one dood named JellyBrain."
I felt a strong urge to return to this name. :D
Zailia- This is so-o not worth it anymore. I'm out. *poofs away*
...At least I have characters to torture. *shrug*
TD:
Kage: Why did you change your name? :/
Etna: You know you liked it~ Now, be a good little Demon Lord and behave yourself, you little lovebird, you~ ;)
Evan: It is so-o true, and you know it! :K Just for that, you have to make out with the Zack Plushie! *said object randomly appears*
Ash: *noms waffles in face* Sha-are with me~
...*whistles*
ORITE, my name is suvi-sisko, NOT Suvi-Sisko. 8P
Buh bye~
"Because, Kage Steele is my name. Long story short, I forgot most of my past except for the past four years, Etna found me and gave me the name on the spot, Then a time travel later, I found out my real name…and yeah." Kage struggled against his bindings…again.
"Hell no! No one orders Demon Lord Etna around! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, YOUR ON MY KILL LIST!" Etna shouted, elbowing Kage in the process of struggling to get out of her bindings.
"Is not and…" The Zack plushie appeared in front of him, but was thrown out of the room by him.
"Kage, Etna! He's not going through with a daaaarrrreeee!~" Flonne chimed, while Etna and Kage both groaned.
"WE'RE TIED UP YOU IDIOT!" both of them shouted at the same time.
"Oh fine." Zand groaned as he snapped his fingers, the plushie kissed Evan for a second before vanishing.
"HEY! MAH WAFFLES! NEVAH!" Ash shouted, trying to escape but was stopped by Zand. "Awww…"
"Well done doods!" the Prinny again appeared on the TV. "Now then, MrMissMrs Random has returned with more questions doods."
*has a box that says 'Sora' on it* ...should we open it?
Axel: ...lets see if it starts to stink, if not, then we can open it.
Random: I like firecrotch`s plan.
Axel: -_-
Roxas: Ok...lets get started!
Ash: (Rand) I dare you too pretend to be like Barry for a day and fanboy over...blech...Prunehead(Paul).
Zand: (Melanie)*begins virtually jumping up and down* Who do ya like? WHO?
Evan: Yeah, I was debating if I should send a copy of that photo to Mira...;D
Etna: Since you said you would rather kiss a Prinny than Kage...*holds Prinny to her face* Pucker up, Overlord.
Kage: How do you plan to kill Laharl? I wondering if I could videotape it. xD
Seeya!
"Ok!" Ash called out before rubbing his hands and running out.
"No one," Zand stated, smacking his forehead. "Flonne just assumed I liked someone."
"Aw, yer no fun!~" Flonne stuck her tongue out at Zand, who rolled his eyes.
"Do and I'll kill you! …Or hire Zerez or Kage or someone to kill you!" Evan threatened, glaring at the girl.
"Ugh…me and my big mouth…" Etna muttered before kissing the Prinny. Who, then dropped into the acid never to be seen again until the next time we need him.
"Well, first I plan on running him through, then using Winged Slayer combine with Vulcan Blast, Four Winds Wrath, and Wind Knight Slash." Kage nodded his head. "NOW! SOMEONE---"
"Dood, we have another message from a dood named ultima-owner."
*hands over 4 million hell and buys prinny*
True: Is Flonne a failure at being evil?
"Thanks!" Etna called out. "Your own servant Prinny will be there in a few days!~ Enjoy yourself with him, and remember, don't let him fall or throw him!"
"And that's all for today folks, nothing else is good enough for the ending…so see ya later!" Zand called out, waving.