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BPOV

"Esme!"

Edward's velvet voice was strained. Normally, he had no problem maintaining his coolness.

Part B was in action.

"Edward, I'm surprised you didn't know. I think about it all the time, I just guess I've never though about it around you. I'm sorry, Edward, but it's true."

Everyone turned to her. The girls feigned confusion. I knitted my eyebrows.

"What's true?" asked Carlisle.

Edward gave him a glare.

"Esme, this needs to come out, now. If you won't tell them, I will." Edward said, still glaring at Carlisle. Carlisle looked terrified, like pee your pants scared. If he could, which he can't because he's a vampire.

"Edward, don't do anything rash, please. The thing is, Carlisle, after all these years, I'm not sure I want to be with you like that anymore. I don't love you anymore." A shocked and pained gasp came from Carlisle. His face twisted, while Edward smiled, thinking he had gotten revenge on Carlisle.

"I love Emmett."

This time, everyone gasped, except Rosalie, who muttered one small word. "Perfect!".

"My God, Esme!" Jasper whispered.

Edward reached for me, but I scooted away from him, toward Carlisle, who didn't even notice. Edward looked homicidal again.

"Rose, aren't you going to do anything?" Emmett asked very uncomfortably.

"Well, as long as we're making confessions," Rose started. Every head swiveled in her direction. "I used to love you, Emmett, I really, really did. You were just the man I needed in my life when you came around, but I'm not so sure I need a man anymore. The thing is, I think I have already found the perfect woman for me, but I am so scared to tell her how I feel. Alice?" Rosalie asked, Alice's eyes quickly found Rose's. They held each other's gaze for a moment.

"Yes, Rose?" Alice finally asked, with a shaky whisper. She must have practiced that. It was SO convincing.

"Alice, I used to love you as a sister. Now, though, after all these years together, I can't feel like that anymore. I feel too much, Alice. I can't keep myself from loving you." Rosalie confessed looking at Alice with loving eyes.

Emmett looked like he just had his heart severed in half.

"Really?" asked Alice, hopefully.

"Yes." Rosalie gave her a small, shy smile. "I love the way you shop with me all the time, the way you dress, and good lord! The way you brush my hair is absolutely amazing! Your laugh, smile, eyes! You're perfect Alice!"

I could barely keep from laughing.

Jasper looked like someone killed his puppy, Emmett looked like… well like Rosalie had said no sex for a month. Edward was about to attack Carlisle, and Carlisle was staring at Esme who was now sitting next to Emmett. I almost lost it when I saw Esme reach and grab Emmett's knee. Emmett about jumped through the roof.

Alice gave me the signal. "Bella, what do you think?" she asked.

The girls stood up and walked to me. They grabbed my hands.

All at once we screamed, "April's fools!"

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