Osaka's Dreams

4- Yukari the Unicorn

You see a colorful world with very interesting fantasy creatures. Soon, you end up zooming in to see Osaka & Chiyo-chan in bright, colorful unicorn costumes. "Charlie! Chaarrrliieeee...! Wake up, Charliiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee" they say at the same time. Then you see Miss Yukari in a gray unicorn costume. "What is it now? Let me get back to sleep..." "Wake up, Charliiiiieeeee! Wake up! We're going to Candy Mountain" Chiyo-chan shouts. "Candy Mountain, Charlie! Candy Mountain!" "Hooray... now let me get back to sleep... I have a hangover from last night..." "Come on, Charlie" Chiyo-chan & Osaka chant together "Wake up! You're going along, too!" "No I'm not! Now leave me alone!" Then Chiyo-chan & Osaka start jumping on Miss Yukari. "Wake up, Charlie!" "Candy Mountain, Charlie! Candy Mountain!" "All right! All right! I'm up! Jeez!"

Now you see them walking through a field of flowers. "Oh, look, Charlie! We're walking through a field of flowers!" "Yay. Let me go back now..." "But, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain! Where all your dreams come true!" "Yeah, well if that's the case, then maybe I should go back & sleep, because that's my dream right now." "Come on, Charlie! Let's gooooo!"

So Miss Yukari is still being dragged by the two, when all of a sudden, ChiyoDad pops up. "Oh, look! It's the fairy mongoose!" Then ChiyoDad starts making strange noises. "He says that Candy Mountain is just up ahead!" "You mean you actually understood that?"

"We're almost there, Charlie" Chiyo-chan shouts. "Look, you guys! Candy Mountain doesn't exist, okay?" They gasped. "Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuun! Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn!"

They now arrive at Candy Mountain. "Wow, it actually does exist!" "We're here!" They go up to the entrance. "You go first, Charlie!" "Okay, then. Huh. It's pretty dark in here." "Good bye, Charlie." "Huh? Whoa! Aw, $#!T! My kidney!"

Then Osaka opens up her eyes. "Ah, just ah dream, Charlie" she says, looking at her new gray unicorn plush.