Me: helloooooooo every one! I feel like know one is reading my fanfictions and that I talking to my self :(
joker: but you do talk to your self?
me: Hay! There's nothing wrong with talking to your self!
batman: you loose fucking arguments to your self and inamenate objects!
Me: that brick wall had it coming she said I looked fat in my sports uniform it's not my fault that she dents easily
batman: IT'S NOT A FUCKING SHE ITS A WALL!
me: you just have kno respect for other people or walls feelings *anime tears*
joker: oh great now you got her crewing thanks a lot batsy
batman: * sigh * bella doesn't own anything except her mess up characters that know one knows about slice know one reads her fanfiction
me: the poor walKnow no one cares about there feelings and for your information the walls read my fan fictions!* more anime tears*
joker: please read so I can go home
4 day later and they had everything set up
Angel could make it appear that she was injured and hid her cloths with a cloaking ability she had.
The joker tied angel to a crane hanging over a busy street and they hacked into a big TV that was in the city.
'Hello boys and girls! I ah have a show for ah you!' the joker giggled.
They set it up like a news report.
'It seems an 8 year old girl is stuck in a life or death situation. Over to you ace love.' The joker grinned
The TV then showed ace standing on top of angel on the rope.
'Thank you Joker! Good after noon Gotham my little angle hear is in a sticky situation. You see my last relative my sister chi no tenshi is alive and living in Gotham so of course we kidnaped her. She is now dangling off a 13 story building by a Crain! If batty boy doesn't show to save her or if you all turn a blind eye I will cut this cord and dear little sis will go bye bye!' ace giggled
'Batman pleases! Help me!' angel cried
'Or will you all turn a blind eye to the little girl because she's my sister! Back to you Mr. J!' ace giggled.
The TV went back to the joker
'Now is your time to ah choose Gotham! Tick tock tick tock goes the ah clock! Thank you this is the Joker and ace keeping Gotham fun!' he giggled before a clock showed on the screen counting down.
Time skip 10 minuets
'Well almost time my angle' ace said to her sister
She started to cut the rope when something kicked her sending her flying.
The joker got mad
No body touches his ace
'This is a low for any villain' batty said
'bout time I met you batsy.' Ace smirked
Aces teeth and nails sharpened and fire and lightning surrounded her.
She chuckled
'I just want her to meet mummy and daddy because she was only 4 when I killed them!' ace laughed
'You're crazy' batman stated
Aces eyes turned blood red
'I AM NOT CRAZY!' she yelled shooting fire and lightning as him
He dodged most of them until she did a shot coursing an 'X' of lightning and fire to land on his chest
He sent a graveling hook onto a post and swung up and kicked ace in the head.
Angel got sad. She quickly changed and her white wings shone in the light.
She dived at batman and deliver wind attack and water attacks. As well as a white light.
It cut batman but he got the upper hand when he punched her sending her into the building.
Ace was even madder
'NO ONE TOUCHES MY ANGEL!' ace yelled. She kicked and punched batman sending him flying to where the joker was.
The joker started to fight batman while ace helped angel.
Angel was close to death.
Ace used all her power and healed angel.
Angel looked up.
They were now too tired to fight.
As ace turned around she saw the joker fly towards the ground from the 13 story building she panicked.
'Don't leave my angle.'
Ace said as she dived of the building.
She plummeted towards the Joker and just before they hit the ground ace used her remaining energy to make a black barrier as they hit the ground reducing most of the fall.
Angel dove down but when she tried to fly again she started to fall but created a white barrier to protect herself.
The joker looked over to see ace with blood dripping down her lip.
He leaned over and kissed her getting rid of the scarlet nectar.
Ace moaned
'I've been wanting to a do that for a while.' The joker grind too tired to move.
'Well there better be more.' Ace giggled
Police vans came and batman dropped down. As they got the joker in a strait jacket they went and put him in the back of the van.
They grabbed angel but she got angry
'DON"T TOUCHES ME! NEE-CHAN! MR. J!' angle yelled
Anger flashed in the joker's eyes. He started to think of angel as a precious sister.
But ace was pissed she might not be able to use here powers due to the strait jacket filled with a black crystal that stopped her powers the same crystal but in white was used on her sister.
Ace kicked the men and staked the men who dared to touch her angel. One of the guard's hit her on the head making the joker try to bite his head of….
…..literally…..
'It's like one tight knit family of crazy's.' Gordan mumbled batman silently agreed.
As they pushed angel into the van she yelled.
Then they went to push ace and the Joker into it and they quickly broke free and started a make out session. Ace wrapped her legs around the joker's waist an somehow stayed upright as the passionately kissed in front of the world.
Ace jumped down as they were pulled away. The joker leaned into her ear and liked it.
Ace giggled.
Then joker said something that the whole world heard and they were in shock
'I love you my ah ace in the whole.' The joker said as he was pulled into the van.
'I love you too my demand.' She said as she was pushed into the van as well.
They were driven strait to a trial and the reporters where reporting live and what the saw when the police opened the van was an embarrassed blushing angel leaving the van yelling.
'OMG! That is so gross sis!' she said leaving with the police.
Inside the van the joker and ace were on the floor making out…
….again…
The media went crazy.
The police separated them and ace giggled at angel.
'At least we weren't fucking each other senseless!' ace giggled as angel pulled a face
The joker laughed
'We must ah do that some ah time!' he grinned running up to ace and bighting her neck and sucking.
Ace giggled.
Everyone was still yelling and running around crazy about the whole situation.
The joker laughed insanely. And ace joined in.
Angel rolled her eyes.
'And they say I'm crazy from the stupid voices that follow me.' Angel mummed.
They sat the joker at the trial and he giggled.
'Joker you have been found guilty of multiple crimes to you feel any remorse?' the judge asked
'Nope! It was fun!' the joker giggled
The judge sighed
'I sentence you to live the rest of your life in arkham asylum or until you are considered sane. Witch I highly dout. Next.'
*BANG*
They put ace up on the trial and as she passed the joker they pushed away there holders and she jumped on him starting a new make out session.
'ORDER IN THE COURT!' the judge yelled as they were pulled apart
'You still have the upper lip marker love.' The joker giggled
Ace joined in
'I think it makes me look sexy!' she said as she sat down
'So you are ace?' the lawyer asked
'Yep!' she said
'When did you come to Gotham?' he asked
'6 months ago!' she giggled
'Would you like to name all your crimes?' the lawyer asked
'YES! I would love to! Oh it was so fun ok, I killed all those people that have my ace on it, o stole all that money though I despise the stuff, I was the one who blow up the train 6 months ago, I killed the taxi driver who wasn't pacific about what he wanted of 25.50 , I stole 6 packs of cigarette's kidnaped my sister blue up 189 buildings so fare, killed 200 513 128 people so fare! Oh and I assaulted a police officer when I was 16!' she said giggling everyone was shocked. She looked so innocent
'Oh hello brucey!' she said trying to wave
' May I ask some questions.' Bruce asked
Ace giggled
'Sure what you want to know!?' she giggled
'What does it mean when your eyes turn red?'
'It means I'm ANGRY!' she giggled
'What about when there blue.'
'Ice blue or regular blue?'
'Both'
'Regular blue is my eye color when I deactivate my powers. But ice blue, well it means I'm sad. When my pink eye's become brighter it means I'm happy or gleeful especially when they shine, And when they are soft pink it's motherly love but when its bright green it's romantic love and purple is lust!' she giggled the last part looking at the joker.
The joker giggled knowing all too well what she was talking about.
'What is the song you sing.'
'House of the rising Sun.' she stated calmly
'Would you sing it for us.' Bruce asked
'No nee-chan! You can't!' angel yelled but ace just giggled
'It's fine!' she laughed hysterically.
There is a house in New Orleans
The call the rising sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boys
And god I know I'm one
Angel looked down sad.
And ice blue swirled in ace's eyes
My mother was a tailor
Sewed my new blue jeans
My father was a gambling man
Down in New Orleans
Her eyes became red as she sang this.
Everyone was shocked
Now the only thing a gambler need's
Is a suitcase and a trunk
And the only time that he is satisfied
Is when his all
Drunk
DRUNK!
Angel yelled the last word
But aces was much more fierce and angry with her red eye's
Oh mother tell your children
Aces eyes turned ice blue as she looked to a mother holding her little girl who had blond hair and blue eyes like she did only not as bright.
Ace leaned over the bench and ran as she dodged all the guards and looked to the woman who was exactly like her daughter.
Ace was right in the mother's face and everyone but that mother stepped back
Not to do as I have done
Or spend your life in sin and misery
In the house of the rising sun
Ace kissed the little girls forehead before they dragged her back she just sang with ice blue eyes and a inanely sweet smile on her face proving how crazy she was
Well I've got one foot one the platform
The other on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans
To were the ball and chain
She laughed uncontrollably and the joker watched he couldn't wait to touch her again.
THERE IS A HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANDS!
THEY CALL THE RISING SUN!
AND IT'S BEEN THE RUIN OF MANY YOUNG POOR BOYS
AND GOD I KNOW I'M ONE!
AH HA AH HA HA!
Everyone went into chaos as ace laughed madley
The joker was getting turned on so he had to hide his little problem by crossing his legs.
'Ah ha ha ah ha ha ha' angle laughed as she saw the joker.
'Order! ORDER! Is that all Mr. Wayne!' the judge yelled
'Yes.' Bruce finished
' I state that this woman is criminally insane. She is at the same level as the joker and should be watched with the same security…' ace and the joker grinned, knowing they would both be together. But then the judge continued'…as well as they should be isolated from each other to insure that they cannot coarse trouble.'
Everyone was quiet until the joker got up, bloodlust in his eye's trying to get at the judge.
Aces eyes were a mix of ice blue and red as she also screamed and tried to kill him.
'ILL KILL YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKIN ASSHOLE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH' ace screamed trying to get him.
'HOW DARE YOU TRIE TO TAKE MY ONI AWAY FROM ME!' the joker screamed with pure murder intent.
'I hear by sentence ace two spend the rest of her life in arkham asylum without the joker or angel.'
'ILL KILLS YOU, ILL KILLS YOU, AND ILL KILLS YOU! YOU MOTHER FUCKIN ASSHOLE! ILL KILL YOU!' ace screamed as she was dragged away. Her and the joker broke free and jumped onto each other in a desperate kiss before they were dragged away.
Angel was put into an asylum with the other super villans in another country.
5 months later
Ace sat in her cell her strait jacket was already undone she was just pretending it was done up.
She cackled
The circus is in town
Let's go see the clowns
His mad embrace
The blood on his face
The red lipid grin
As he comet's his sin
Let's go see the clowns
As the whole town burns down!
Ace giggled
That's when the nurse and her doctor came in
The doctor walked over to her had started to talk
'we have talked with the courts and we told them that we would like to see you at group therapy and they agreed it would be good for you so it is time for you to come.'
The nurse came and redid her jacket and they walked her towards the room
The joker had got out again and ace told him to leave her and do the job.
He's back for the 2nd time after making Harvy dent 2 face.
Ace was grinning when they opened the door and set her down on the other side of the room to the joker between poison ivy and cat woman
'Now everyone this is your new group member she has been in solitary confinement for 5 months and know she will join group therapy
'HELLO!' she giggled winking at the joker coursing him to grin wider
'How's it going sweet heart' he grinned
'Fantastic luv I even made a song' Ace grinned back
'Now ace how about you talk for a little bit and tell us a bit about yourself.
'Hello my name is Ace.'
'Hello ace!' the joker replied
'My favorite color is red. And my favorite pass time is making Gotham have a little FUN!' she giggled
'Great another joker.' Penguin muted
'Oh! I just love to see blood flowing on the ground especially when you peel back the skin on the forehead till you see the bone the contradicting white on black is simply beautiful!' ace sighed
The joker clapped his hands giggled
'Artistic! Truly ah wonderful!' he giggled
'There are only two things I care about. That's my sister and the joker but only because who else is going to keep that idiot in line' ace grinned mockingly at him. He grinned back
'But then if I acted smart then you wouldn't have anything to do babe!' he grinned
'Wait are you telling me that the joker and Ace are like together? And it's not the joker manipulating someone they generally care in some sick and twisted way?' ivy asked
'Yeh ace is ah on of a ah kind woman sexy and deadly!' he grinned
Ace giggled
'oh and if just saw the way he pushes that button and see the red flames behind him lighting up his face and scars. Aaaaaaah hi hi hi it is so hot!' ace grinned
They grinned at each other like the love sick (enfesses on sick) foolls they are
'This is quit disturbing.' Scare crow muted
'oh and I love the way her eyes flash to red when she's really angry, or when they become that bright pink just before she kills someone.' The joker sighed
'or when he flicks his green hair only for that one strand to come back on his face, or when he grins as he cuts someone's face up with a knife!' ace sighed too both leaning in farther
'Aaah! I love you so much!' the both explained before running at each other and them falling to the floor in a fool blown make out session in strait jackets. Ace straddling the joker's hips on the floor
'God is this how every session turns out I think I'm going to be sick.' Penguin gaged
'I think it's kind of cute' ivy said
'It's so hot….' Cat woman joined in with a grin
'I think it is completely insane and sick.' Scarecrow muted
'Ok I'll be right back' the doctor said before running out
'This is totally ridiculous we should all be more serious!' the riddler gasped
Next thing they knew both ace and joker were out of there jackets and groping each other
'Ok that's just disturbing!' two face yelled
'Would you guys mind ah pissing off me and my girl need to get reacquainted!' the joker hissed
'Don't worry luv if they don't leave will just do it with our cloths on!' ace whispered in his ear.
Then they were kissing and removing articles of cloths
Lest just say every one went to the other side of the room and started talking loudly to block out the sound.
*An hour later*
Everyone was sitting on their chairs aquadly the joker and ace with their cloths back on were making out on the chair while everyone sat there. When the doctor came back he sat awkwardly on his chair knowing what happened
'Ah hem. Well ivy why don't you talk know?' the doctor ask fluted.
'I think I just turned gay.'
'w-what!' the doctor screamed
'Just kidding but if I wasn't strait I would totally get in ace's pants' ivy grinned
'I am bio' ace muted against the joker's lips caursing the joker to growl and hold her closer.