Blue.
That was the color of the room I woke up in. My head was feeling a bit dizzy. I blinked and looked down. I wasn't wearing a shirt, either. I would've looked below the blank but I was too scared. Strange though, blue…? I didn't think my room was blue. I looked to my side to find Rin snoring like a baby.
Sh-Shit… Did we do it?
What happened last night… I don't remember. This is bad, I really don't remember. Ah, I slightly remember going to a party, and then… Drinking a drink? Wh-What happened after that…. But come on, me and Rin? This perverted she-gorilla? Did I come to her? No way, right… This is probably just a set up, that's right, she's fully-clothed anywa-fuck she's naked.
Is this what they call a hangover?
Ah, this can't be true. An alien probably came and kidnapped me, making me think stuff happened even though nothing happened. That's right. Or maybe this is just Rinto and Kaito trying to convince me Rin is "hot", or so they say. They're wrong anyway, I bet Rin doesn't have anything below those covers-Look away, Len.
Rin started to stir. Whatever I was thinking of, I realized if Rin woke up to find us like this, it'll cause even more problems. Whether or whether not she remembered what happened last night. Thinking that, I quickly wore a shirt-because I had pants on, yay-and dashed out of the room.
I groggily rubbed my eyes. Whatever happened last night certainly made me lose a lot of sleep. I was like a walking zombie by the time I reached my room. It was a Saturday, thank God for that. No, no, now that I think about it… Who throws parties at work nights, anyway? As soon as I reached my bed, I collapsed on it.
I was about to fall asleep but then my mom bursted into the room.
"LEN-KYUN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY DIDN'T YOU?" She came in and threw a bucket of water at me. I blinked, lost for a second before quickly sitting up. "WH-HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH THAT?! AND WHAT'S WITH THE BUCKET OF WATER?! I THOUGHT YOU DID THAT TO WAKE ME UP FOR SCHOOL?!"
"You were at a party and did not come home for a night. I read enough smut with Kiyoteru to know what that means."
"Because I went to my first party, you automatically assumed I lost my title as a virgin? That's pretty mean. You were reading smut with Dad? What're you doing… And wait, aren't parents supposed to say 'mom' or 'dad' to their kids instead of their real name?"
"Mean? Proud is how I'd describe it. You're eighteen, after all. Old enough to watch and play R-18 stuff. Ah, getting ready before having sex, of course. Besides, you wouldn't exist if it weren't for his D. You have the right to know."
"As a mother, can you please not be so straightforward with me..."
"Anyway, who'd you lost your virginity to? Is it a girl or a guy?"
"I don't-The fact that you think it might even be a guy is depressing."
"D-Don't worry, Len! I love you no matter who you love! Homosexual marriage is allowed now, anyway. Teehee!"
"I'M STRAIGHT! 100% STRAIGHT! I DON'T GO FOR DUDES WITH THE SAME BODY PARTS AS ME! AND WHAT'S WITH THAT 'TEEHEE'?!"
"Yeah, but they probably-no, most likely-no, definitely have bigger body parts."
"…"
"They have bigger body parts."
"WHY REPEAT IT?! And only that part, too! Stop, stop, just stop…"
"Ah, but there was this one kid who was so fat his-"
This was useless. I have an airhead mother who does not mind saying stuff other parents would slap their kids for saying. Trying to explain to her with common sense the way a normal person would understand was definitely going to confuse her even more. I was an idiot for even thinking that would work. To my mom, what at least might work is…!
"MAMA I KNOW YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE BIRDS AND THE BEES UNTIL THE FIRST TIME YOU ACTUALLY PRACTICED IT SO TO PASS OUT THE STRESS, SHAME AND AWE YOU KEEP SAYING ALL THESE THINGS TO ME!"
"Th-That's-!"
"How do I know, you ask? Of course I know. I have a wikipedia for a friend, you know."
Rinto.
"THAT'S NOT TRUE~!" Lily pouted and dashed out of my room. I breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed yet again on my bed. Noticing that my shirt and boxers were still wet, I changed my clothes before laying down again. My own mom's words did marathons around my head and the scene from this morning kept coming back to me. This is no good, I really can't sleep this way!
Did I lose my virginity?
Gah, maybe I shouldn't have run away. I could've bombed Rin with questions and then blame her for everything! After all, I was the victim, right?! Yes, I was the one that probably got drunk and maybe made her do things-if teen rom-coms are to be trusted-but I was still the victim! E-Even if I…made Rin do stuff… I wasn't conscious! Rin was the one who should be able to think clearly and stop whatever I was doing.
Unless… Rin was willing?!
N-No way, right… That's even more far-fetched. That man-woman-thing was downright annoying and there definitely wasn't any part of her that was the least bit feminine. She was very perverted and probably hadn't even hit puberty yet! She was rough at me the whole day! Wait… Or is she a… Ts-tsundere? I think I recall her saying tsundere stuff. Wait, am I actually considering this? We've only known each other for a day, after all.
Then again, doing stuff like that with someone you just met is just ridiculous and so cliche! W-Wait, I've heard about one night stands where you do it then leave and never see each other forever! But, that's… Gah! That's not possible for me and her, anyway, we're gonna meet each other at school! I wonder if everyone went trough this whole panicking, thinking after they-No, Len! Don't think about the worst case scenario!
Actually… Why is it a worst case scenario? It wasn't so bad, was it? If it was bad, I would've known by having my junior hurting like shit in the morning, right?! Wait, but what if my d*ck hurting means it was good? Damn, why haven't I have 'the talk' yet? Ah, right, that's because my mother skipped all the basic parts and immediately talked as if I already did it a million times before.
Wait, that's not what I meant! Why is it a worst scare scenario? Why am I even so bothered? I want a girlfriend, right? I want to get laid, right? Fuck it, I'm straight, right? I'm eighteen. In fact, what's weird is that I haven't been laid before! Look at me, good-looking…
Ah, what's this, this is weird, I was sure I had plenty of things going for me other than my looks.
Uhh… For example, my fangirls? Actually, remembering the times they somehow managed to sneak inside my room and the number of times they interrupted my hanging out with Rinto and Kaito, it was definitely more a curse than a blessing. Loving parents? … Hilarious! So I could joke, too, even if it was on my mind!
Hah, this is no good! Definitely no good! I can't get any rest like this. Neither can I just walk and try to find Rin. I don't even have her number! Doing it with someone whose number you don't even know is… Yes, definitely a one night sta-Damn it, Len, we've been trough this, you're not like that!
This is ridiculous. I yawned. I was so sleepy. But I couldn't get any sleep at all. I kept thinking about mom's words and running various scenarios about what might have happened. Fuck, why couldn't I just get happy that I might got laid and just leave it at that? Actually, was I the only one panicking? I wonder if Rin was just as confused.
There was only one way to solve this problem.
I had to contact Rin.
I didn't have her number, but now that I think about it, I know someone who might!
I started dialing Kaito's number. Why was I so fucking desperate? I sighed.
"Hello?"
"Kaito! Thank God you answered."
"Ha? Oh, Len!"
"Yeah, listen, do you-"
"Oioi, what happened last night? You just disappeared! Rinto said an alien kidnapped you."
Ah, so I was right? Aliens did kidnap me? Wait, that's too good to be true. Besides, knowing Rinto, he probably lied his ass off to Kaito.
"I-Is that so? I don't really remember what happened last night, though…"'
"You don't?! Then there's a high probability you did got shotanapped!"
"Err, yeah, Kaito, look, do you have-"
"So the legends were true! Gotta go catch some U.F.O.s Len, bye!"
"Idiot, I-!"
What the hell was shotanapped? And fuck, how did Kaito even get to high school? Still, that means Rinto tricked him into believing I was kidnapped by aliens! Ah, wasn't Rinto also the one who gave me that drink? So this was all Rinto's fault! Son of a b*tch, I'll-
From: Rinto Something-or-Other
Subject: W-Will You Go on A Date With Me?
Body: Go to the cafe in front of the station now. Wear something nice. Or I'll send the picture of you and the new transfer student last night.
The text was so wrong in so many ways.
One, why the fuck is it 'Rinto Something-or-Other'?! Ah, actually… What was Rinto's last name? Two, the subject is so wrong I can't even-Three, why'd he have a picture of us? That'd mean we did do something and he sneaked and took a picture of us. Four, why did he send me the text right when I was thinking of texting of him? That was too convenient.
I blinked and re-read the text.
I sighed as I walked down the road to the cafe. Not that I had a choice, of course. It was a cat cafe, unlikely for Rinto to want to go there. I didn't even remember what I was wearing. Maybe it was still the shirt and boxers, or maybe I actually attempted to look good. Not remembering what happened last night and not remembering if I even changed my clothes.
Maybe I should go to a doctor.
I finally arrived at the destination. The genius asshole was nowhere to be seen, and instead, a certain blond-haired transfer student stood in his place. She didn't seem to even notice I was there so I didn't greet her either. She was wearing a simple black tank-top with a white crop-top, a short pair of blue jeans, a pair of black boots and her white tie. Rin turned.
Ah, she noticed me.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" She screamed suddenly at the top of her lungs.
"…"
"…"
"WHAT'S WITH THAT PAUSE?! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"DON'T REPEAT WHAT I JUST SAID, PRICK!"
"WHAT WAS THAT, D*CKLESS DUDE?"
"I'm sorry, I'm a girl. Like you, sissy!"
"I'm a girl?! Saying that when I gave you my pants yesterday and helped you… Your welcome, I guess…"
"Oh, shit… All right, I'll return your pants on Monday. Also, for your information, I returned the favor yesterday at Miki-san's party."
I blinked. Miki-san's party… So that means Rin remembered what happened? She was acting the same as yesterday, though, not blushing or anything. So that means nothing happened? But was it safe to assume nothing happened? Maybe Rin was just a really great actor. Come on, just ask. It's easy. Come on…
"What are you doing here?"
Dumbass, I asked that already!
"Huh? Why should I tell you that, shithead?"
"I-It's just… I got a text from a friend that practically forced me to come here. Maybe we got set up or something…"
Why was I being so nice to this She-gorilla?
"O-Oh… When you put it that way…" Rin hesitated before finally looking at me. "I actually got a text from an unknown number that said if I didn't come here, the person would post a picture of… of what happened last night."
"L-Last night? What happened… Last night…?"
Great, Len! Real smooth!
"Y-You mean you don't remember…? I guess that's to be expected…"
I misheard the words she said just now. That slight pink on her cheeks is also a trick of the light.
"So you mean we…"
"N-Nothing happened!"
"Like hell nothing happened! If you're telling the truth, then what's with that face?!"
"…"
"Please, Rin!" I looked at Rin determinedly, "I need to know!"
"H-Huh?"
"I NEED TO KNOW IF I LOST MY VIRGINITY!"
"…"
"…"
"You didn't," Rin said simply before adding, "At least, not last night."
"So that means we did do something last night?"
"It was nothing." Rin crossed her hands across her chest. "Nothing important."
"Wh-Why does your face look so bored and uninterested?!"
"Because that's how I feel right now. Shouting that in public… Wow, I'm real impressed, idiot."
"I-If you're serious… Why were we naked?"
"I wasn't naked. And you just said that was how a real man sleeps."
"Impossible! In the first place, how did we end up staying the night together?!"
"You got drunk and I carried you to the guest's bedroom."
"…"
"…"
"I-I see! Who'd want to do it with you anyway?! I was worried I lost my title as a virgin to someone whose gender wasn't even something certain."
"R-Right back at 'cha! My first time's going to be with someone handsome, kind, and a gentleman! Not a girl!"
"A girl? I'll have you know I'm very manly! And wait, handsome, kind, and a gentleman? You know, most girls have a higher criteria. You have pretty low standards, don't you?"
"Wh-What's that! Fine, then I'll do it with someone I love! Ha, what about that!"
"That's even worse. What are you, 10?"
"Well, I'm still way, way better than you at everything, even if I am 10!"
"I'm sure I do most things better than you do."
"Prove it, then!"
"All right! Look. There's an arcade right there!"
"Let's have a contest, then! I'm pretty sure I'll win at everything, anyway!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
Rin and I shot daggers at each other as we started racing with the arcade being the finish line. We arrived at the exact same time and decided to play games to determine who was better. I stopped for awhile and looked down.
So I bothered to change my clothes, after all.
Uwaah! So Rin and Len're going on a date!… Sort of! Also, halfway writing this I noticed I put very perverted jokes and vulgar words a lot, like I mean, a lot, so I added that in the summary. Honestly, I have no idea why I'm so perverted when it comes to this fic. My other fics are normal… I think. I'm sorry if I was a bit too perverted, but that's why I put that warning now. Eheheh.
Oh yeah, just a quick question, which is better, KaitoXMiku or MikuXMikuo? Please tell me~
And because I noticed the perviness, I am now confused on what category should I put this in. Eh no, I mean… Genre, yeah, that's it. But I'm wondering if I should change the other genre to Hurt/comfort or humor. What do you guys think?!
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-Skye