Gil's Imagination

Chapter Three: Emmi's Weird Adventures in Pandora Headquarters

Emmi walked down the stairwell, and ran through the hallways, searching for something to do. She had previously annoyed the hell out of Gil, that he had to indulge in a smoke. That man has one of the weakest wills. Ever. So, being the nice imagination that she was, she went looking for trouble, instead of causing it.

The first door she stopped at was a huge oak door. She pushed through and found a room filled with bookshelves. 'A library?' Emmi thought, 'Needs a little sprucing up.' She imagined umpalumpas as librarians, a ceiling that could change colors, and books that flew from shelf to shelf. 'Too bad it'll wear off in a day,' She thought sadly.

Liam walked in, "And this is where all the books on the Abyss are kept, and what in god's name is that!!" The poor guy was leading a tour of Pandora Headquarters to the new employees, when all of a sudden; a book hit him square in the face.

Emmi laughed out loud.

"Emmi!! What did you do!!?" Liam yelled.

Emmi ran like the smart girl she was/sort of is.

The second door was a white one. She entered, and marveled at her luck. It was Break's room. Oh what damage she could cause!

Emmi empted out Break's candy stash, which was in Break's LOCKED desk drawer (that was conveniently destroyed), onto the front yard, in a fountain. It's water turned a shade of pink. She undid the sheets to his bed, and tied them around his room, much like an enormous spider web.

~Two hours of Laying Waste Later~

Break crawled out from his bed, completely exhausted. He froze. "WTF??" Break shouted, but didn't use the abbreviation. His room looked . . . you couldn't even describe the horrible things done. But what hurt Break the most was that all his candy was gone. Please Echo would be mad. Oh God. She's not pleasant when mad.

Break hurriedly cleaned up and bought a truckload (literally) of candy.

Emmi laughed until she cried, which wasn't long, considering that she was hyper now. The next room on her list, and yes she now has a list, was Oz's!!!

Emmi opened the door to Oz's room, turned away and ran. Oh the horrid things she saw! Oz and Gil . . . She shuddered. So, she imagined a fire house breaking through their window and drenching the room in water, and the people.

Five seconds later, out stormed a very angry Gil. "Why did you do that stupid!!!"

"My name's not stupid. It's Emmi." Emmi pouted, "And you're rooms next, so don't worry."

Emmi ran to Gil's room and imagined elves coming out from under the bed and putting holes in his walls, moths eating his clothes, and a vat of itching powder over everything.

Emmi knew now would most likely be a good time to find a SAFE hiding place, so she ran to Alice's room and hid in her closet, knowing she rarely went in there.

~A few hours later~

There was a very angry mob looking for our dearest Emmi, luckily no one thought to look in Alice's closet because who in their right mind would hide there. Well Emmi isn't in her right mind is she now?

"Where is she" Gil yelled emotionally

"How am I supposed to know" Alice said only joining in, in the hopes of hurting someone.

"Use your nose you stupid rabbit" The now enraged Gil said (Someone's an emo)

Emmi heard voices coming toward 'her' closet and was very alarmed because they sounded quite angry.

"She's in there" she heard Alice say

'Oh shiz' Emmi thought as the door opened to reveal a VERY angry mob.

"The candy. Why did you have harm my precious candy!" Break pretended to sob.

"You are an idiot!" Echo hit his head. Hard.

"It's not my fault Gil just had to take a smoke and I was bored and smoke smells bad my cute little nose just couldn't take it any longer so I messed up/imagined things. It's all Gil's fault I tell you" Emmi explained

"You are going to clean up my room," Echo glared at Gil, "And when you're done, you have to clean the library, Oz's room, and the kitchen."

"What does the kitchen have anything to do with this?" Gil asked.

"You will clean the god dammed kitchen." Echo said venomously.

"B-but it's not fair" Gil cried

"Stop being emo Gil," Echo sighed.

"Life's not fair . . . you know it's kind of bad your imagination had to tell you that." Emmi stated

And Gil scrubbed every room the end.

"And I am still the pimp!" Echo said, while grabbing Gil and Oz, kissing them both.

"Poor Break" Emmi said laughing at him. "Well that's what you get for stealing V-cards." She shrugged

Break went into his emo corner.

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