Character List

Layla Foster- Danielle Harris

Hayden Tottington- Ryan Kwanten

Caden Robbyns- Daniel Radcliffe

Celeste Robbyns- Natalia Tena

Alice Robynns- Natalie Portman

Melissa Glynn- Ali Bastian

Chastity Phillips- Eddie Izzard

Pet Shop Owner- Dennis Leary

Dr. Abraham- John Cleese

Orla- Piper Perabo

Mrs. Roberta Landin- Sally Field

Pewter- Michael Palin

Justina- Tea Leoni

Ma Kole- Queen Latifa

Chipper- Jason Alexander

Squeaker Toy- Jon Cryer

The Late Mr. Dobbs- Timothy Spall

Teddiursa- Patrick Warburton

Krisko- Mark Decascos

Inna Morrison- Linda Cardinelli

Wendy- Debi Mazar

Uncle Orsen- George Clooney

Self-Defense Teacher- Kate Hudson

Lopunny- Diora Baird

Professor Azalea- Terry Gilliam

Roscoe Muffinmitt- Eric Idle

Lulu the Cancan girl- Julianne Hough

Tomas Finch- Tim Curry

Sayble T.- Emma Stone

Rebecca Smits- Keke Palmer

Clueless McGee- Topher Grace

Stunt Double- Tyra Banks

Piplup- Barry White

Dawn- Amanda Bynes

Pikachu- Johnny Depp

Ash Ketchum- Josh Henderson

Jules/ Kwan- Katherine Heigl

Un-Coolio- Master P

Danny Stille- Drake Bell

Taco Bell Chihuahua- Gabriel Iglesias

Anna Trebunskaya- Herself

Anna Faris- Herself

Yorkie- Brianna Brown

Mitchell Musso- Himself

Vin Diesel- Himself

Plot: Wallace wakes up in a world where all ideas relate to Monty Python, Pokemon, Pop Culture References, Celebrity Cameos and Uncensored English Jargon.

Part 1: The Fun-Parade

Chapter 4: The Albatross Saleswoman

Characters- Wallace, Krisko, Justina

WALLACE: (Entering theatre with in a French maid outfit shouting) Albatross.... albatross.... albatross.... albatross.... albatross... albatross.... albatross.... albatross!

JUSTINA: (Handing Krisko money) Honey, see if she has ice cream.

KRISKO: (Approaching) Two good humors please.

WALLACE: I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross.... (shouts) Albatross!

KRISKO: What flavor is it?

WALLACE: It's a bird mate, it's a bloody bird, it's not any bloody flavor....(shouts)

KRISKO: It's got to be some flavor, I mean everything's got a flavor.

JUSTINA: (From her seat) Hurry up, hon!

WALLACE: All right, it's blood 'n albatross flavor, it's bloody sea bird flavor....(shouts) ALBATROSS!!

KRISKO: Do you get wafers with it?

WALLACE: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it, it's a bloody albatross isn't it...(shouts)

KRISKO: (To his wife) They only got albatross…

JUSTINA: Never tried albatross before. Oh, what the hell, get two!

KRISKO: I'll have two please.

WALLACE: I've only got one you cocksucker.... (shouts) Albatross....albatross.... albatross....albatross