I decided to upload this chapter today instead of tomorrow, because i'll be busy. This is purely crack, and if you want, you don't have to read it. Hope you enjoy it!

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"What the hell, un!?" When Deidara opened his eyes, he was no longer in that weird forrest that Jincuuriki girl was in. Instead he was at a dinning table, with a couple of people surrounding him.

Someone put down a turkey at the center of the table, when Deidara looked up to see who it was, he realized it was Tobi. Tobi was wearing a pink apron, and a white dress with…black leggings? He also wore a wig that was dark brown and poofy. Even if Tobi had a mask, Deidara could tell he was displeased.

Tobi shook his head "no swearing at the table Deidara! You know mama-Tobi doesn't approve of that"

Deidara's eyes where wide, 'mama-Tobi?!' Something weird was defiantly going on. Suddenly he realized he was also wearing 'female' clothing. He was wearing a white blouse and black jeans. "What the hell un!" Deidara repeated.

"Listen to your mother" Said Zetsu sternly, he was holding up a newspaper in front of him. He wore a white buttoned up shirt, and light brown pants. He also wore a red-tie, and seemed to be smoking.

"Mama, when's my next allowance?" Asked Kakuzu, who was wearing a baseball cap a grey t-shirt and jeans.

Tobi shook his head "today's thanksgiving! It's a time to be thankful" he took of his apron. "Besides your aunt Konan and uncle Pein are coming!" Said Tobi cheerfully. He put the apron on a hanger.

"I've officially went crazy" ground out Deidara, he put his head on the table.
Suddenly they all heard a knock.

"Come in!" Tobi yelled, in his usual high-pitch voice. The door opened, Pein and Konan where at the door way, and Kisame and Itachi in front of them. Itachi wore a black buttoned up shirt and black pants. While Kisame wore a buttoned cream shirt, with a black skirt.

Tobi squealed like a pig, he started hugging all of them. "mama-Tobi thought you guys weren't going to come!"

"I've gone mad…" muttered out Deidara "I've officially gone mad.."

Once everyone seated, they all started eating away. Deidara however was stunned.
"So, Jeremy asked me out last week. And since I knew Annie totally liked him, I rejected him. And now his friends are totally out for me" said Kisame, he munched out on a piece of bread "but then I realized, I totally liked Jeremy too. In short we are dating" Kisame was blabbering to Deidara.

Deidara shook out of his shock. Suddenly he snapped, he stood up harshly his chair falling over and he flipped the table.

"What is the meaning of-" Zetsu started, however Deidara threw a turkey at him.

"Where is the exit un!?" Deidara screamed, tearing up his white blouse.

"That was my mothers!" Tobi shrieked, not bothering to use 'mama-tobi'

Suddenly when Deidara blinked, he was back at the forrest. Deidara shook his head 'it's was all just a dream un'

-someplace in some random farm-

Hidan found himself somewhere outside. "What the fuck" Hidan said.
He then realized he was a turkey. "Who the fuck did this voodoo shit on me!? I'll beat the hell out of whoever did this. That son of a bi-" he was cut short when a farmer grabbed Hidan by the neck and took him inside a shack.

In short, Hidan was killed and sold to a weird looking lady with an orange mask. "This will be delicious!" She squealed, and walked away. Turkey in hand.

The End.