Authors note
Hey didn't expect to write another chapter of this story so soon, but I got a review from someone along with the bio of another intern and I just fell in love in love with her, so I wanted to write a chapter introducing her. Mind you I won't always add characters you send me, so don't I don't want my inbox full of bios for interns
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Disclaimer: I do not own total drama, but I do own all the characters in this story, except Chris and Molotov. Oh and Allison belongs to Spark.
Warning: this fan-fic contains violence, explicit language, sexual innuendos and ninja Chihuahuas. You have been warned.
Pairings: You'll figure it out sooner or later.
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Total drama mansion.
Episode 4: gone to the dogs.
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The episode began with a view of the mansion with Ethan Sinclair standing on the front steps.
Ethan began to speak. "Last time on total Drama Mansion," flash backs to the previous episode.
"We had our contestants go on an all out paint ball war.
"Ivan built a paint ball robot clone of himself so he could steal a bit of my beautiful hair." Ethan smiled and rubbed his hair. "He won't get it."
"But his plan backfired and the robot blew up coating him and his teammates in paint.
"Kent was a beast at the game; he managed to take down the most opponents… on purpose.
"But it was all for not as his rampage was cut short by our ninja contestant Red, ironically causing Red team to lose once more.
"In the end it was Xenos who was voted off due to his refusal to shoot anyone.
"Will Red team get out of this losing streak?
"Will we ever know what Xenos meant when he said they might regret not keeping Jasmine?
"And will that new intern get here with my coffee?"
Just then a fair skinned girl with auburn eyes exited the mansion. She was about 12 to 14 years of age, with dark brown hair in a high pony tail with part of it covering one of her eyes. She was wearing a black hoodie, black knee jeans and black converse. She eagerly handed Ethan the coffee.
"Here you go Mr. Sinclair." She said
"Why thank you Allison." Ethan said and took a sip of the coffee. "All these answers and more will be answered in tonight's episode of…
"TOTAL DRAMA MANSION!"
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Kent was standing in the hallway looking at a portrait. He looked at the name of the painter and saw it was Picasso. Kent then laughed. "'Pick-ass-co!' what a stupid name."
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Confessional:
Kent. "HAH! I totally ruled at that last challenge. If it wasn't for those teammates of mine I would have won. Oh well, at least I got rid of that fruit Venus or whatever."
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As Kent traversed the hallway toward the gym, he spotted Carter standing next to the door.
"What do you want nerd?" Kent said.
Carter smiled. "Just wanted to congratulate you on another lose."
Kent scowled at him. "What did you say?"
"I said congratulations on being a loser." Carter said.
Kent picked Carter up by his shirt and held him up against the wall. Carter just kept smiling smugly. "You have no permission to make fun of my reputation."
"Fine, how about we make a bet?" Carter said.
Kent lowered him down and looked at him curiously. "What kind of a bet?"
"Let's say for every time your team wins I apologize for poking fun at your loses." Carter said.
Kent thought for a moment then shrugged. "Fine, but you also have to get on your knees and say 'I am a wimpy nerd who will never be as awesome as you'."
"Fine, and every time my team wins you have to vote for the person I want you to vote for." Carter said.
"Deal," Kent said.
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Confessional:
Carter. "I can't believe how stupid he is."
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Felicity was out in the garden, sitting cross legged on a bench and thinking to herself. Zeke saw her earlier from his window and walked into the garden.
"You alright?" He asked.
Felicity turned to him and sighed. "Yeah, I'm fine; I just can't believe what Chris and Ethan did. Okay that's a lie; I can believe they did that." She sighed again. Zeke sat down next to her and put an arm around her. "Thanks," she said with a blush.
They were silent for a while when Felicity spoke up again. "What did Xenos mean by 'you might regret not keeping her'?" she asked.
Zeke shrugged. "I don't know. I just don't know."
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Later everyone (minus Nick) had gathered for breakfast. Everybody on Red team seemed to be sitting away from Kent except Jasmine, being as there was an empty chair beside the two of them.
"Man you can cut the tension on Red team with a knife." Stan said.
Ivan stood up in his chair waving a high-tech looking knife around. "Let's test that theory shall we!"
It took the combined forces of Rick, Tobias and Erwin to get the knife away from him.
Just then Nick limped into the room, and I mean limped. Patty looked at him with a concerned look on her face. She got up and walked up to him.
"Are you okay?" Patty asked.
Nick blushed a bright red and avoided eye contact. "Yeah, I,I'm fine."
Ethan then walked into the room smiling ever so brightly.
"Hello contestants, are you ready for your next challenge?" Ethan asked.
"Not really." Patty said. "Nick hasn't eaten yet."
"I'm afraid that will have to wait. We have a challenge we have to start." Ethan said. "Now follow me the next challenge is in the back yard." Ethan left the room with the contestants following him. Mort grabbed a granola bar from his meal and put it in his pocket.
Nick sighed and Patty patted him on the back and smiled at him warmly.
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The contestants were gathered at the back patio, standing in front of them was Ethan, Dan, Doc and Allison. Dan and Doc stood next to a couple of dog carriers that were various sizes. Also there were 22 large cages; half of them were red while the other half were blue.
"Good morning contestants!" Ethan said. "Welcome to today's challenge!"
"Hi I'm Allison!" Allison said excitedly waving at the contestants.
"And this is Allison." Ethan said with a little less excitement. "She is our new intern, she just arrived today and she will be helping us make your lives hell, err… I mean pleasant."
"I can't believe you hired that little twerp." Dan said. Allison just gave him a dirty look.
"If we can get back on track," Ethan said. "This challenge is very simple…"
Felicity interrupted. "We have to round up some animals into their cages."
"No," Ethan said. "You have to round up, DOGS!"
Dan pressed a button with a very high-tech looking remote (that Ivan eyed) and pushed one of the buttons. The door's on the dog carriers opened and the dogs came out.
The dogs were. a very big mastiff that drooled, A lot, A very vicious looking poodle with a bow on its head, A Chihuahua that seemed to be smiling, A Rottweiler that bark nonstop, a very dopy looking golden retriever, a German shepherd that sat up straight like a soldier at attention, a wolf, a saint Bernard with eyes like a wino, a very playful looking Dalmatian, a Bulldog that was incredibly lazy, and a very old blood hound. Each one wore a collar with a red blinking light.
"I think you just grabbed a bunch of dogs at the pound that were going to be put to sleep." Octavo said grimly.
"That's none of your business." Ethan said.
"What's up with their collars?" Herman asked.
"Glad you asked," Ethan said. "They're a sort of a shock collar; if one of the dogs happens to try and chew your face off, the collar will shock the dog mildly and put it to sleep." He then glanced over to Dan. "You see the remote Dan hold in his hand? It's sort of a universal remote. Dan and Doc will be watching your progress from some monitors they have set up out here and if they see one of you in trouble they will just press one of the buttons and you will be saved.
Ethan continued. "But enough of that, on to the rules. When the challenge begins we will release these dogs into the woods, your job is to catch them and bring them back to the cages with your team color. Sounds easy enough right? Well it won't be so easy since you have to catch them with your bare hands."
Most of the contestants groaned, except Red and Kent who were pumped.
Ethan continued. "We will now release the dogs in, three, two, one." He pulled out a whistle and blew it. It made a high pitched noise that only the dogs could here. They went berserk and ran off into the woods, minus the Chihuahua who just threw down a smoke bomb and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"You may now begin." Ethan said and the contestants ran off into the woods, except Red who threw down a smoke bomb and disappeared.
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Confessional:
Red. "Did you see that Chihuahua!? It's a ninja, just like me. I have finally seen someone worthy to match my skills. Well, except Doc."
Felicity. "Glad Ethan actually has our health as his best interest. But I can't help but feel that this is going to go wrong fast."
Ivan. "Hmm that collar and remote could prove to be useful for grabbing one of Ethan's hairs. I could also use the armor from the last challenge…"
Allison. "I found one of these vacant bedrooms and there was a closet with a camera in it, so I guess this is the confessional. I originally signed up to be a contestant, but they said I was too young to be one and that it was too dangerous. So they hired me as an intern."
Dan. "You know, I really wouldn't dare say anything to insult Ethan otherwise he would fire me. But this has to be said. Why in hell would Ethan hire this pip squeak?!"
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Red team was running through the woods until they all realized something; they had no idea where the dogs went. That and they had no idea where they were going.
"How did we get around last time?" Tobias asked.
"We had a map." Mort said.
"Great," Jasmine said. She looked around and made another discovery. "Kent's not here."
"Crap, he must have ran off." Zeke said
"Don't worry, me and Erwin can find him." Tobias said. Erwin nodded.
"Good, we need to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid." Zeke said. The two boys then went off after Kent.
Felicity tapped Zeke on the shoulder. "I think we should also split up and search for the dogs."
"Good plan," Zeke said.
"Yeah, real original," Jasmine said as she rolled her eyes. Zeke glared at her.
Andrew raised his hand. "If I may, could I join forces with Grady and Mort?"
"If there are no objections," Zeke said.
"I have none," Mort said. Grady just howled in what could only be an agreement.
"Alright guys, god speed." Zeke said as the three boys ran off.
"Um, this team work this is 'nice' and all but what are we going to do about, you know being lost in the woods." Jasmine said.
"There are cameras everywhere." Zeke said. "If we get lost Ethan will send someone to find us."
"Plus this forest is only a few acres. We won't get too lost." Felicity said.
"Whatever, I'm finding a way out of here and toward the pool where I can show off my bikini." Jasmine said and walked off.
Zeke sighed and turned toward Ivan and Rick. "Can you guys make sure she doesn't do anything stupid too?"
"Were on it," Rick said and him and Ivan followed Jasmine.
"Guess it's just you and me." Zeke said and smiled at Felicity.
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Confessional:
Jasmine. "Who died and made Zeke king of denial. He thinks he can just order me around. HAH! He has another thing coming."
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Meanwhile Blue team (minus Red) also ran into the woods and discovered they could get lost. It was then when Carter suggested they should split up.
"Me, Carl, Becker and Logan can go off and find the dogs. The dogs will likely discover the way back." Carter said. "And I suggest we all do the same."
"Sounds like a plan." Devon said. "I'd like to be in a group with Nick, Patty, Octavo and Stan."
Nick and Stan seemed to be surprised. "Why me?" Nick asked.
"Because you're hurt and an easy target for the dogs if they turn vicious." Devon said.
"Okay," Nick said. The thought of a dog attack made him nervous, but what doesn't?
Stan was shaking and looking a bit nervous. Patty noticed this.
"Are you okay?" Patty asked and placed her hand on his shoulder.
Stan jumped a bit but calmed down. "Yeah, I'm fine."
This left only Jasper, Eric and Herman but they didn't mind teaming up again. The team split up and headed off in different directions.
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Confessional:
Stan. *freaking out* "aw man, I didn't get to apologize to Devon yesterday and now he must hate me." *he calms down a little* "But… if he hates me why did he choose me to be on his team? Okay maybe he doesn't hate me. Maybe he just thinks I'm an idiot. That's better than a bigot. Still I have to apologize to him."
Devon. "I notice that me and Carter have sort of become the team leaders. He's a very bright person and I doubt he would lead us into any trouble."
Patty. "I wonder why Stan is so jumpy lately. Usually he goes around flexing calling himself 'Stan the man'. I'm honestly am starting to miss it." *she looks around to see if no one's listening even though she's all by herself.* "I think he had a girlfriend outside the game that cheated on him. But I'm not one to gossip so you didn't hear it from me."
Octavo. "Joy,"
Becker. "Carter is planning something, I know he is… I just hope he didn't reveal Spartacus to Logan."
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Zeke and Felicity walked through the woods. I mean what else would they be doing?
Felicity's heart started to beat a little faster as her brain searched for a conversation starter. "sooo… Zeke… is… that your real hair color?" Felicity asked and then immediately regretted.
"No," Zeke said and flashed her a grin. "I dyed it, it used to be blonde."
"Really?" Felicity said in surprise. She could not see Zeke as a Blonde.
"sooo… Felicity…" Zeke said jokingly. "Why are you a vegetarian?"
Felicity blushed a little. "It's kind of stupid; I'm embarrassed to say why."
"Alright, but if you ever feel like opening up just come find me. I'd be interesting in finding out how this happened." Zeke said.
Felicity giggled. "Okay, fair enough."
They then stopped dead in their tracks they heard a branch break and some heavy breathing.
"Do you hear that?" Felicity asked.
"Yeah," Zeke said.
"Do we turn around to see what it is?" Felicity asked. She then felt someone breathing just behind her back and suddenly became covered in a warm sticky substance.
"Please tell me this is dog slobber." Felicity said. She turned around and saw the mastiff standing behind her. "Oh thank god."
"That's a big dog." Zeke said.
"Mastiffs are normally this big." Felicity said.
"No kidding." Zeke said.
They were silent for a moment then Zeke spoke up.
"Will he follow us?" Zeke asked.
"yeah mastiffs are normally pretty people happy." Felicity said. She took a step back and the mastiff walked up to her then sat down.
"Cool," Zeke said and smiled at Felicity. She blushed and smiled back.
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Confessional:
Felicity. "I think I'm starting to like Zeke. I mean a lot. He's so nice and he's cute too. I notice that love at first sight happens a lot in this show. Although the only relationship to survive was Lindsay and Tyler's."
Zeke. "Felicity's a cute girl, real smart to boot. A lot better than some of the bimbos I've dated in the past."
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Logan, Carter, Carl and Becker were walking through the woods too, of course.
Logan then grabbed Carter by the shirt and lifted him up.
"I'm starting to get sick of this." Carter said.
"Why did you bring me out here?" Logan said.
"Technically Ethan brought us out. Then the dogs." Carl said. Logan scowled at him and he hid behind Becker.
"I brought you out here to speak with you about the alliance." Carter said. Logan looked him intensely in the eye. Carter continued. "As you can see I have Carl and Becker in the alliance now. Although we are not the majority I feel that we have a good amount of votes on our side to keep us safe. What do you say to that?"
Logan looked stumped; you could tell he wasn't the sharpest crayon in the box. "I want Nick out." Logan said.
"Then we shall vote him out." Carter said smiling smugly.
"Good," Logan said. He dropped carter and walked ahead of the group.
Carl and Becker walked up to Carter. "What is that guy's problem?" Becker asked.
"Beats me," Carter asked.
The three boys soon caught up to Logan and continued their search. They then heard a loud barking. They looked around but saw nothing. It started to get closer when all of a sudden the Rottweiler jumped out of the bushes and landed on top of Carl.
"Oh god it's going to eat me." Carl said.
But it didn't even bite him it just barked in his face. The three other boys pushed the dog off Carl and he stood up. The dog continued to bark at them. They didn't have to worry about getting the dog to the cage because it seemed to follow them, continuing to bark.
The group continued to walk with their eyes covered.
"Hey Carter, how do you know if were heading the right way?" Becker asked.
"I made a few marks with my pocket knife along the way." Carter said as he pointed to a tree with a spider carved into it.
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Confessional:
Becker. "Carter seems to like spiders a lot, he has one on his shirt, there's one on his pocket knife and he carved spiders into the trees. I wonder why?"
Carter. "Logan is so easy to fool it's not even funny." *he pulls out a necklace from under his shirt collar. It's a green spider.* "I'm afraid my strategic mind is not challenged here."
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Andrew, Grady and Mort had stopped in the middle of a clearing. In fact the same clearing as the one where Ivan's robot blew up, being that the grass was red.
Mort sat in the middle of the field eating a granola bar while Andrew was giving Grady a little lesson in etiquette.
"Now then my good fellow," Andrew said. "you're going to learn the difference between a crème Brule spoon and a tea spoon."
Mort watched them and sighed. The blood hound appeared from the woods and walked toward Mort slowly, like he had arthritis. The blood hound looked at Mort and whimpered. Mort looked at those puppy dog eyes and trembling elderly body and sighed. He broke off a piece of the granola bar and gave it to the dog.
"My good fellow you found the dog!" Andrew said.
"Yup," Mort said.
"Excellent, we should head for the mansion and bring the dog to the cage." Andrew said. "Grady we shall finish our lesson later." Grady grunted
"But how are going to get back?" Mort asked.
"Well, we have a blood hound." Andrew said. "He should be able to find the way in no time."
The blood hound seemed to pick up a scent and headed for the woods. The three boys followed him and he seemed to lead the boy's right to…a large apple tree.
"Perhaps this will take longer than we expect." Andrew said.
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Red leapt skillfully from branch to branch looking for the Chihuahua. He stopped on one of the branches and all of a sudden an acorn hit him in the back of the head. He turned around to see the Chihuahua hanging upside down from a branch a small distance away.
Red leapt at the Chihuahua and it leapt at him. The two flew by each other seemingly not hitting each other, but when they reached the other branch the effects were shown. Red's suit was torn at the chest and he was bleeding a little, while the Chihuahua had a black eye and was missing a few whiskers.
The Chihuahua jumped up into the air high above the trees. He then came soaring down at Red. Red managed to dodge him and leapt onto the ground. The Chihuahua grabbed a branch and started to swing around it. He launched himself off the branch and prepared to kick Red. Red held a hand and protected himself from the blow.
The Chihuahua leapt a small distance away from Red. The two faced each other looking intensely at each other. They then ran forward with their fists raised, ready to strike. The two were only a few inches from each other when….
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Jasmine and Rick were walking through the woods since all the cool kids were doing it. When Rick looked around and noticed something.
"Where's Ivan?" Rick asked.
"Who cares?" Jasmine said. "Ugh where is the mansion, we've been walking for hours!"
"We've only been walking for a half a hour." Rick said.
"Whatever," Jasmine said.
"Seriously though where's Ivan." Rick said.
"Again, who cares?" Jasmine said.
Just then they heard a growling sound. They turned around and saw the poodle standing behind them growling.
"Nice doggy," Rick said. The poodle leapt at them and the two ran off screaming with the poodle in hot pursuit.
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Herman, Eric and Jasper were walking through the woods. Am I the only one seeing a pattern here?
"Where are these dogs?" Eric asked.
"Beats me, you'd think we'd have spotted at least a sign that the dogs were here." Herman said.
"Perhaps these dogs are craftier than we thought." Jasper said.
"I don't know that retriever looked pretty stupid." Eric said. He was silent for a few seconds and then spoke up. "Hey you guys want to be in an alliance together?"
"It's not going to be like Heathers alliance, is it?" Jasper asked.
"No no we'll be a democracy." Eric said. "You know before America got their hands on it."
"Fair enough," Herman said.
"Mind if I make a suggestion on who we should vote for first?" Jasper asked.
"Not at all," Eric said. "Who?"
"Red," Jasper said.
"How come?" Herman asked. "He's pretty good in challenges."
"Although he is a skilled contestant he is very impatient and blinded by overconfidence." Jasper explained. "It wouldn't surprise me if this would cost us the next challenge."
"You make some good points." Eric said.
Jasper stopped dead in his tracks, staring straight ahead. Eric and Herman looked and saw the German shepherd sitting on a rock. The dog turned his head toward the two boys. He jumped off the rock and picked up a thick branch with his teeth.
Jasper too picked up a thick branch. "He's mine."
Jasper walked up to the dog. The two of them bowed then struck at each other with the branches. The two continued to strike at each other while Eric and Herman watched in disbelief.
"Are we really seeing this," Eric said. "Or did Ethan have LSD put into our breakfast?"
"Both are very plausible." Herman said.
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Confessional:
Herman. "Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but I think Jasper has a vendetta against Red. I could be wrong though."
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Felicity and Zeke continued to walk with the mastiff very close behind. It breathed heavily and drooled constantly.
"How long have we been walking?" Felicity asked.
Zeke looked at his watch. "About a half hour,"
"I wonder how everyone is doing." Felicity said.
"Their probably fine, Ethan said if the dogs did attack they could put them to sleep." Zeke said. "Weird choice of words."
As they walked they heard the barking of dogs. They went to investigate and saw the Dalmatian and Retriever running around in a circle at the bottom of a slope they were standing on.
"C'mon let's get them." Felicity said and ran down the slope with the mastiff following close behind.
Zeke climbed down the slope after her. When he reached the bottom he tripped and landed on his knees.
Felicity ran up to him with the three dogs behind her. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah just got a rock in my shoe," Zeke said. "Go on ahead of me while I get it out."
Felicity gave him a weird look. "Okay," and walked a short distance away with the dogs.
Zeke stood up and lifted his right pant leg revealing a prostatic limb that went half up his calf. He seemed to tighten the limb and rolled his pant leg down.
He caught up to Felicity. "Any idea on how we're going to get out of here?" he asked.
"None what so… wait a minute!" Felicity said. She turned to Zeke and smiled excitedly. "Mastiffs love water!" Zeke looked at her weird. "There's a pool at the mansion, if the mastiff leads us to the pool we'll find our way out!"
"Are you sure?" Zeke asked.
"Sure, I'm sure." Felicity said. She rubbed the chin of the mastiff. "Hey boy you wanna swim?"
The mastiff barked loudly and sniffed the air and ran off in the direction of the mansion.
"Follow him!" Felicity said. And the two chased the dog followed by the two others.
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Nick, Patty, Octavo, Devon and Stan walked through the woods. Stan stood next to Devon who was leading the group. He looked up at the city slicker, sighed and decided it was now or never.
"Hey Devon," Stan said.
"Yeah," Devon said.
"Listen I'm sorry about yesterday. I was stupid and it won't happen again." Stan said.
"Okay, I forgive." Devon said.
"Thanks man that's a load off my back." Stan said.
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Confessional:
Stan. "I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Finally Stan the man is back!"
Devon. "I honestly don't know why he's apologizing, but I suppose its best not to ask. Don't want to take the risk of making him nervous again."
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Nick was starting to have a hard time walking due to his sprained foot.
"Are you okay?" Patty asked. Nick just blushed and stammered. "Is your foot giving you trouble?" Nick just continued to stammer.
All of a sudden the Saint Bernard walked out of the woods, drunkenly. Nick started to freak out and took a step back. He tripped on a branch and fell backwards. The Saint Bernard ran up to him and stood over him. Nick continued to scream. The Saint Bernard pawed at the keg around his neck and a stream of a light brownish yellow liquid poured out into Nick's mouth muffling his screams. The dog pawed the keg again and the stream stopped.
"Nick, are you alright?" Patty asked. Nick had stopped screaming and stood up. He was a bit wobbly and his cheeks were bright red.
"*hick* your pretty." Nick said. He leaned in and kissed Patty.
Patty blushed and pulled away. "Nick your breath is awful."
Stan walked up to Nick and smelled his breath. He covered his nose. "woooo! Boy your breath smells like moonshine!"
"The dog gave him moonshine." Devon said. He looked at the dog who wasn't doing any better than Nick.
"What are we going to do?" Patty asked.
"We bring the dog back to the cages and get Nick some medical attention." Devon said.
"But how are we going to get back?" Patty asked.
Devon looked at the Saint Bernard. "The dog helped Nick so it seems it's still got some of its basic instinct under all the booze. So maybe it'll be able to find the way out?"
"It's an idea." Stan said.
Devon kneeled next to the dog and rubbed its head. "Can you get us home boy? Can you?"
The Saint Bernard sniffed the air and walked off. Devon stood up. "Let's follow him."
"What about Nick?" Patty asked.
Devon grabbed Nick and flung him over his shoulder. The group then followed the dog toward the mansion.
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Tobias and Erwin were walking in the woods, looking for Kent.
"Where did he go?" Tobias asked. Erwin only shrugged. "We've been looking for about forty-five minutes."
They continued to walk, but Erwin stopped and looked to his right. He grabbed Tobias's sleeve and tugged.
"What is it?" Tobias asked. Erwin pointed to where he was looking, which was Kent standing atop a boulder.
"What are you doing?" Tobias asked as they climbed up the boulder to Kent.
"Looking for the wolf," Kent said. "I've been looking for it all over and I think I just found it." He pointed toward the wolf that was standing only a few feet away.
"Well let's get it." Tobias said. He took a step forward, lost his balance and nearly fell over, but Erwin grabbed his shirt, but unfortunately for Erwin he lost his balance and fell off the boulder with Tobias.
After the fall the two boys stood up and rubbed their heads. They then saw the wolf standing before them growling.
"Don't worry," Tobias said. "if it attacks Dan will just press a button and it will go to sleep."
Erwin's eyes widened in horror, He tugged on Tobias's sleeve and pointed at the wolf.
And much to both the boys horror… it wasn't wearing a collar.
"What happened to the collar?" Tobias asked.
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Confessional:
Ivan. *holds up the collar* "got one!"
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The wolf leapt at the two boys and it bite down hard on Erwin's shoulder causing it to bleed.
Kent then jumped down from the boulder. "Hey you!" Kent called. The wolf looked at him. "I love watching nerds get mauled as much as the next guy, but I want you all to myself!"
The wolf leapt at Kent and the battle ensued. The camera stayed focused on Tobias as he helped Erwin with his injury. They then heard a dog whimpering and the wolf running away.
"Yeah, in your face wolf!" Kent said.
"Kent we have to get Erwin some medical attention." Tobias said.
"Fine, but first," Kent said. "After that wolf!" he then ran in the direction of the wolf.
"Damn it Kent." Tobias said. Tobias stood up and then helped his friend up. The two boys went after him.
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Back at the back patio Ethan, Dan, Allison, Doc, and Willis awaited the return of the contestants.
"One of the teams is arriving." Dan said, walking up to Ethan.
"Excellent," Ethan said.
Out of the woods came the Saint Bernard along with Devon who had Nick hung over his shoulder, Octavo, Stan and Patty. Stan was holding the bulldog in his arms. Devon lead the saint Bernard to one of the blue cages. The cage door closed when the dog entered it. Stan placed the bulldog in another blue cage and its door closed too.
"Found him sleeping under a large toadstool." Stan said.
"Blue team now has two dogs," Ethan announced.
A few seconds later the mastiff ran out of the woods and jumped into the pool, creating a large wave. The employees and contestants stared at it in awe. Ethan clapped his hands and Willis left and came back in an instant with an umbrella.
"Thank you," Ethan said as Willis handed him the umbrella.
"My pleasure," Willis said.
Ethan unfolded the umbrella and Allison hid behind him. Then the wave crashed down and soaked everyone there except, Ethan, Allison and Willis.
"Damn it," Dan said as he looked at his now soaking wet clothes. Doc reappeared in a puff of smoke dry as a bone. "I hate you,"
Zeke and Felicity appeared out of the woods with the Dalmatian and the retriever. Zeke lead the two dogs to their cages while Felicity got the mastiff out of the pool and led him to his own cage.
"And Red team's in the lead with three dogs!" Ethan announced.
Andrew, Grady and Mort walked out of the woods next, with the bloodhound.
"Curious," Andrew said. "I didn't expect to get here so swiftly." He then led the blood hound into one of the red cages.
"Red team is still in the lead with four dogs!" Ethan announced. "If they get two more dogs they automatically win."
"Be about damn time too." Felicity said.
Suddenly Rick and Jasmine ran out of the woods with the poodle hot on their trail. Jasmine tripped and fell into the pool. Rick ran into one of the red cages and the poodle followed, he quickly ran out and the cage door closed, trapping the poodle.
"Red team now has five dogs!" Ethan announced. "Blue team still has two; only a miracle can save them."
Suddenly a puff of smoke appeared in one of the blue cages and out of it came the Chihuahua.
The contestants and the employees looked at the Chihuahua in surprise. The Chihuahua bowed and said
"Anata ga mottomo meiyo aru tekidesu. Watashi wa kono chōsen ni anata no chīmu o shien shinakereba naranai."
Red came out of nowhere and bowed.
"Well," Ethan said. "Blue team still only has three dogs to Red's five. They'll need two more to tie up the score."
Then out of the woods came Logan, Carter, Carl and Becker with the barking Rottweiler right behind them. They lead the dog into one of the blue cages.
Then Jasper, Eric and Herman came out of the woods with the German shepherd leading the way. The German shepherd then let himself into the cage.
"Well then," Ethan said. "Looks like we're all tied up, whichever team comes up with the last dog wins the challenge. And if you haven't noticed by now all of the members of Blue team has arrived."
"That mean…" Carl started.
"That Red team is going to win!" Jasmine said ringing out her hair.
All of a sudden the wolf ran out of the woods with Kent chasing it.
"We win!" Jasmine said. "Finally,"
"Not quite," Ethan said. "He still has to get it in the cage."
Kent chased the wolf toward one of the red cages, but when it got within a few inches of the cage it made a u-turn and headed… straight toward the blue cages.
"Oh no you don't!" Kent yelled. He picked up the pace, but it was no good, it only got the wolf to run faster. The wolf ran into one of the blue cages and the door closed behind him.
"Blue team inexplicably wins!" Ethan announced.
"Un-FUCKING-believable!" Kent screamed. So loud in fact it rattled the windows.
"Congratulations Blue team for winning your third challenge in a row." Ethan said. "The challenge is over so you may now go about your business."
Blue team then entered the mansion. Ethan turned his attention to Red team. "What a rotten run of luck." Ethan said. "Well you now have the rest of the day to choose who you want to vote in tonight's ceremony and…." Ethan stopped suddenly and looked around. "Weren't there two more of you?"
"Hey yeah," Felicity said. "Where are Ivan and Tobias?"
"Oh, those nerds. They were mauled by the wolf." Kent said.
"What?!" Felicity said. She then turned to Ethan. "How could you let such a dangerous creature loose in the game? And you said if they attacked use you could put them to sleep."
"First off," Dan said as he walked up to Felicity. "Someone stole the collar off the wolf."
"Who?" Felicity asked.
"We have no clue…" Dan said.
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Confessional:
Ivan. *laughing manically*
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Ivan put an arm around Felicity. "I'm sure whoever took it had good reason."
"When did you get here?" Dan asked.
"I've always been here." Ivan said in a rare moment of sanity.
"Anyways," Dan said. "That wolf isn't that dangerous. Watch," he walked up to the cage and tapped on the bars. The wolf freaked out and ran toward the back of the cage shivering.
"If that wolf is such a wimp then why did it attack those nerds?" Kent asked.
Dan shrugged. "Rare moment of courage,"
"Shouldn't we be getting a search party for Erwin and Tobias?" Felicity asked.
There was no need for a search party as just then Erwin and Tobias walked out of the forest. Erwin had a piece of cloth wrapped around his shoulder.
"Quick Doc get Dufresne." Ethan said.
Doc nodded, threw down a smoke bomb and disappeared. He quickly reappeared in a puff of smoke with Dufresne in his arms, who had a medical bag in his lap acting like this was a normal occurrence for him. Doc set him down and he rushed toward the injured boy.
"Is he going to be okay?" Tobias asked.
Dufresne nodded. "mmh mmhmmh mmed miichichss." He said. Tobias just looked at him funny.
Dan walked up. "He said he's gonna need stitches."
"You understood that?" Rick asked.
"I work with the guy, I recognize his language." Dan said with a shrug
"He doesn't need to be medvaced does he?" Felicity asked.
Dufresne shook his head.
"Hum, wets mo moo mie ufize." Dufresne said to Erwin.
Everyone looked at Dan. "He said 'let's go to my office'."
Erwin nodded and followed Dufresne. Tobias followed them.
"Well Red team, you better decide who you want to vote for in the coming ceremony." Ethan said. "But before then enjoy what could possibly be the last few hours in the house."
Kent grumbled and stomped into the mansion, followed by the other contestants.
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Kent stomped through one of the corridors in the mansion and ran into Carter.
"What do you want?" Kent snapped Carter.
"You lost our little bet." Carter said.
"It was just bad luck." Kent said. "It won't happen again." He started to walk off.
"You're not going to flake out on our bet now are you?" Carter said.
Kent growled at him. "Fine, who do you want me to vote for." He said a bit reluctantly.
Carter thought for a moment. "Erwin,"
"Erwin! Why that nerd?" Kent said.
"You saw him, he was injured." Carter said. "He'll just hold the team down."
"Good point nerd." Kent said and ran off.
Carter just sighed.
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Confessional:
Carter. "I honestly expected a bit more of a fight from Kent; I'd imagine a man like him doesn't like to be reminder of being a 'loser'." *he sighed* "I also would have liked to have someone else voted for, but I couldn't live with myself if I let Erwin stay here with his injury. I've seen people with that kind of injury and it is total hell some times. And if he were to stay in the game it would have given him a lot of trouble. *sigh* well I guess it's time to manipulate the votes."
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Zeke and Felicity were walking into the library when Carter walked up to them.
"Listen can we speak for a moment?" Carter asked.
Zeke and Felicity looked at each other, Zeke shrugged. "I don't see why not."
"What do you need to talk about?" Felicity asked.
Carter was silent for a moment like he was a little uncomfortable with the situation. "I want to know, who you're voting for."
"Kent of course, he left Erwin alone in the woods after he was mauled by the wolf." Felicity said
"A very good reason, but I have to ask you to reconsider." Carter said
"What do you mean?" Felicity asked.
With a bit of reluctance Carter said. "I have to ask you to vote for Erwin."
"What!" Felicity exclaimed.
"Hear me out," Carter said. "I've seen the type of injury Erwin has received, it would be better if he were to stay at the playa where his injury can heal properly."
"But if we let Kent stay in the game he'll keep making trouble for people and evading elimination." Felicity said. "He has to go."
"You mustn't let your personal vendetta's blind you." Carter said. "If you know what's truly important you'll vote for Erwin." With his point made he left the library.
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Later at the elimination ceremony everyone seemed to be down, it being the third time in a row they were sent here.
Ethan walked into the room smiling brightly. "Well Red team you sure showed the other team today." He chuckled.
"Can we get this over with?" Felicity said sharply.
"First, I would like to ask you some questions." Ethan said.
"You didn't ask us questions before." Tobias said.
"Well its time I started to make a habit of it." Ethan said. "First question, what did you do to arrive here again today?"
"Bad luck," Kent said. "Can't we just vote already?"
"Fine, fine, yeesh! So impatient," Ethan said. "But before you vote I would like to announce that from now on there will be individual immunity. Whoever does the best in the previous challenge gets immunity."
"Who would that be?" Andrew asked.
"Why Felicity and Zeke of course," Ethan said. "They brought the most dogs to the cages."
Ethan clapped his hands together. "Well on to the voting, remember you can't vote Felicity or Zeke. Ivan, would you start us off tonight?"
"Certainly," Ivan said, stood up and walked to the booth.
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After everyone had voted Dan walked into the room and handed Ethan a piece of paper.
"The results are in." Ethan announced. Ed walked into the room with ten covered meals.
"You know the drill. If you receive a meal your safe and get to stay another day, and if you don't then you must leave the mansion never to return again." Ethan said.
There was barely any reaction from the contestants.
"The first meals go to the winners of immunity. Zeke and Felicity" Ethan said. Ed came up to them and gave them their meals.
"Also safe are,
"Tobias,
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"and Jasmine." They received their meals
"Ivan,
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"and Grady are also safe."
The only ones without a meal were Erwin Kent and Mort.
"You three have each received at least one vote." Ethan said. Erwin was a little taken aback, Kent just sat back smiling smugly and Mort seemed to accept his fate.
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Mort looked surprised at this development.
"Kent, Erwin one of you is going home." Ethan said. "and that person Isn't…..
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As Kent received his meal Erwin sighed and shook his head.
Ethan walked up to Erwin. "I am afraid this is your final night here." Erwin nodded. "Pack your things and meet me on the front porch."
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On the front porch stood Ethan, Allison and the members of Red team, Zeke, Felicity and Tobias. Erwin walked out of the mansion with his baggage in his hands, he sighed again.
"I'm sorry about this." Felicity said. Erwin smiled and shrugged. He winced in pain and rubbed his shoulder.
The limo drove up the drive way and Erwin climbed in and it drove off.
"I feel guilty." Felicity said and rubbed her shoulders. Zeke put an arm around her and she blushed.
"Don't worry guys," Allison said. "He'll have a chance to come back."
"Wait what do you mean?" Felicity asked.
Before Allison could answer Ethan put a hand to her mouth. "Just forget she said anything."
The three contestants nodded and went back into the mansion. Ethan removed his hand from Allison's mouth and gave her a disapproving look.
"Sorry," she said with a smile.
Ethan then turned to the camera.
"That concludes tonight's episode, tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of…
"TOTAL DRAMA MANSION!"
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Next time: the contestants get in a rat race to the finish… I have nothing funny to say. Next time.
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END.
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Votes.
Kent. "That wimp Erwin got mauled today like a wimp, so I vote for him." (Erwin)
Jasmine. "Kent's going to Vote for the mute freak Erwin, so I'm going to vote for him too." (Erwin)
Mort. "Since everyone is going to vote for me anyways there no point in trying to save myself." (Mort)
Ivan. "I honestly don't care who gets voted out since I'm only here for Ethan's hair. So I vote for Erwin since he has that injury. I wonder how that happened." *he pulls out the collar and twirled it around his finger.* (Erwin)
Tobias. "I vote Kent; he left me and Erwin out in the woods when he was injured." (Kent)
Rick. "I want to vote for Ivan due to the fact he went missing half way through the challenge and almost got me mauled by a poodle, but I'm going to have to vote for Erwin because of his injury." (Erwin)
Erwin. *holds up card saying Kent.* (Kent)
Andrew. "Because of the poor gentleman's injury I have to vote for Erwin." (Erwin)
Grady. *holds up card saying Erwin* (Erwin)
Zeke. "I hate to do this, but I agree with carter. Erwin needs some medical attention and I think the playa will have better medical services than Dufresne can supply." (Erwin)
Felicity. "And Kent is safe for another night. I only hope I'm doing the right thing." (Erwin)
Results
Erwin. 8.
Kent. 2.
Mort. 1.
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Red team
Zeke: The music fan.
Andrew: The dapper fellow.
Grady: The caveman.
Felicity: The sane vegan girl.
Jasmine: The bitch.
Kent: The in it to win it athlete.
Mort: The low confidence fat guy.
Ivan: The mad scientist.
Tobias: The level headed boy.
Rick: The cool guy.
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Blue team
Red: The westernized ninja.
Herman: The beach bum.
Eric: The American snowboarder.
Nick: The shy guy.
Carter: The child prodigy.
Stan: The hip hop artist.
Patty: The rumor spreader.
Carl: The nerd.
Becker: The bird boy.
Jasper: The samurai.
Octavo: The grim guy.
Devon: The city slicker.
Logan: The antagonist.
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Employees
Ethan: The host/ a Chris in a suit.
Ed: The Swedish chef.
Dufresne: The silent medic.
Willis: The loyal butler.
Dan: The tech expert.
Doc: The tech ninja.
Allison: The kind intern. *character belongs to Spark
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Eliminated
1. Martin: The absent minded book worm.
2. Xenos: The Chinese mystic.
3. Erwin: The thoughtful mute.
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And so Erwin is the next to go, he was a character I only created because I needed a full cast of twenty-six. Like Xenos I felt like I could do more with this character but it just didn't happen.
And again all credit in the creation of Allison belongs to Spark. A fun character I'm going to enjoy writing for thank you for sending her to me.
And let me say one thing, DON'T SEND ME ANY CHARACTERS IN HOPES OF HAVING ME PUT IT IN MY STORY. I know this will probably be a onetime thing, but I want to make sure it's a onetime thing.
But anyway I hope you enjoyed this little story, fun fact it only took me three days to write this. Usually it takes me at least two or more weeks. But I guess I just got really into writing this. Until next time.
Justagamer1.