"Another day, another feud with America" England said to himself, flopping onto the couch "That boy needs to be taught a lesson."
"Like what, Mr. England?" His magical friend, Flying Mint Bunny asked him.
"Flying Mint Bunny! I haven't seen you in days! How's it been going?" He asked
"It's good. I was just visiting my parents." She said "now, what are you going to do with that child?"
"I don't know. We can't use Busby's Chair, Russia totaly destroyed it." He replied
"What about Magic?" She chimed
He sprung to his feet. "Mint Bunny, You might just be on to something!" He said running to his basement, Flying Mint Bunny staying there.
For a minute, it was silent. Until she heard a car door slam.
Down in the basement, England was standing on top of magic circle, Reciting the latin spell.
"Maledicat illum Christus maledictionem terra, omnia ad perniciem. Unus recusare posset maxima poena Da patriae vertam ad pulverem meum in daemon; Ego in hoc casu of alica- "
"Yo, England!" America interupped
"A-America! What are you doing here-?" He said before he was enveloped by a puff of silvery smoke.
"Ah! England! What happened?!" He yelled, trying to find the older country in all the smoke. But there was only a little boy, no England.
"Arg I stuffed up my spe- wait, you aren't Francey-pants... Where am I, human!"
"Wait, you're England?" He said, poking the boy's cheek
"Of course I am you bloody waker! I'm the Kingdom of England and don't forget it!"
Wait, Kingdom of England?! America thought to himself Doesn't he introduce himself as the United Kingdom of Bad Food or whatever?
"What century is this? 11th? 5th? I obviously travelled in time... this doesn't seem like the ninth century."
What!? Ninth century?! isn't that like... 900? "This is the 20th century, I think. It's 2014."
"That's the 21st century, you dolt!" he shouted "Who are you, human?"
"Um, I'm not human." America told him
"Huh? you don't look like a magical sprite. What are you?" He asked, skeptical
"I'm a country."
It took Chibi England a few seconds to process this information. "WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU BE A COUNTRY!"
"I'm America" he said, taking a cookie out of his pocket. Subway is healthy, right? So that means their cookies are healthy too.
"I have never heard of America, so I'm calling you Fat-Ass." he glared
"Eh?! I'm not fat! I work out, like, 5 hours a day, dude!" he objected
"What do you do for the other nineteen hours?"
"I play games." he said
"Ah, like hopscotch and tag!" he yelled
"Dude, wrong gam-"
"So It's impossible for you to be fat!" He kept talking as if the other country never had spoke. "I'm still calling you Fat-Ass though."
Urg, America thought to himself I hate little England more than normal England!
"Now Fat-Ass, Where am I?" He asked
"Dude, you're in your house in London." He said
"Great! That means all my tomes and magical items are here! I'll be home in no-time!"
With UK...
"Bloody Ame- Wait, this is a feild, not my house." He looked around "its a feild though..."
"Angleterra~ Where are you~" A voice came from behind a tree. And a boy with medium-legth hair came out
"Angle- wait, who in the are you? Those ebrows say your Angleterra, but you can't be!"
"I'm the United Kingdom of Great Britian and Northen bloody Ireland! I am England you French munchikin!" He yelled at the little boy, who was obviously France.
"My, my! You must of messed up one your spells again! Now you're... Bretagne." He pointed out
"Yes I am! Anyway what century is this?!" He yelled, impatient
"Ninth."
"What country am I in?!"
"England."
"Where's my house?!"
"Angleterra's house is over there, Bretange." He pointed to a stone building not 200m away.
"Thanks old chap!" He yelled and sprinted to the house
"He can't be England... He was nice to me..." he said, and ran off to his own country.
With America...
"What are you doing, little dude?" America asked ChibiEngland
"I'm drawing the trasmutation circle! Don't disturb me!"
"Oh, okay." he was thought had transmutation circle from someone other than England, but he wasn't sure.
He grabbed one of the books from the bookshelves (One of the lower shelves, because he couldn't reach the high ones) opened it and walked to the circle
In 9th century, UK was doing the exact same thing.
And, perfectly in sync, they recited the spell
"Amicus gere, reddas unde veni, redde mihi patria est ubi habitas, ubi vivunt, sublevati futurus sum vita, redeant!"
A mellow, mint light stared to pulse from their hearts, with every pulse the light got bigger. America stared in awe at ChibiEngland getting swallowed up by the soft light and he started to float slowly up.
"Goodbye America, see you soon..." He said, closing his eyes. when his whole body had been enclasped by the light, he was replased by a larger body. It fell down
"England!" He shouted, catching him.
"I'm Back... America." He murmmed, drifting off to sleep, the magic using up to much of his physical strength
"Welcome home."
A/N: Thank you to NikkiKirkland On FanFiction for suggesting this. I love USUK so much... you don't know how happy I am!
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