Yup updating again... Hm, im sure anyone would laugh at this chapter!
Chapter four: Car trouble
"Kai wake up!"
"Uh… uh huh" Kai opened one eye glancing around the room as he stretched out his arms.
"Kai I'm gonna try and call the boss and tell him what we know" Tala flicked his wrist tossing a tennis ball to Kai "entertain yourself"
Kai muttered rubbing both eyes with the palm of his hands, as Tala left the room. Kai threw the tennis ball toward the roof catching it again as it fell, again flicking the ball up catching it as it fell "I am so board!"
Kai lifted himself off the couch as he shouted out "tick fricken tock Tala!"
"I can't get hold of him," Tala returned to the room handing Kai the device "It says I have five missed calls"
"That's because you have been calling yourself, you idiot"
"Oh, now I understand, ha that's funny" Tala tapped few keys into the device holding the object in front of him "Hello boss" a small screening of the boss appeared on his phone as the usual sitting at his desk.
"Ah Tala, Kai I have been waiting for you to call, so what happened?"
Kai snatched the device from Tala's hands yelling at the screen "She tried to kill us! Along with fifty other mutant freaks!"
Tala snatched the device back speaking more calmly then Kai "he is just ticked off cause the location of a mutant who is able to be contacted through the human language is at a pub and… Kai is under age, so he is having his fit"
"Yes sounds fair I would have a fit to if I had to wait out the front of a bar" Kai began to shake his head slipping over his shoulders his jacket.
Kai put his hand over the screening device hanging up "I'm coming and I guarantee it" Tala nodded in response.
"What are you doing?" Kai opened the kitchen cobbered where he found his cereal. He pulled out a bowl from the opposite cobbered filling it with cereal and milk.
"Kai this really isn't the time to be eating"
"Hay just cause your jealous I'm eating doesn't mean you have to start pointing fingers"
Tala raised his eyebrow confusingly laughing, "What are you talking about?"
Kai paused removing the spoon from his mouth and swallowed "I seriously don't know" Kai returned to his meal chewing yet another mouthful, milk spilt from the corner of his mouth dripping down his cheek.
Tala leaned forward and held his arm around Kai's neck licking his skin clean and laughed "man that's sick Tala!"
"No, just payback for spitting on me" Kai joined Tala laughing at completely nothing for minuets to pass. Tala poured himself a bowl of cereal cleaning the bowl after minuets "do you think we should get going"
Kai nodded gazing down at his belt where he had attached his device "its 10:00 I think we should" Tala ruffled Kai's hair playfully laughing.
"They might not let the little baby in"
"Hey shutup they will let me in" Kai locked the door as they exited the apartment walking alongside Tala "I still don't believe after what happened earlier today, we are going to look for more freaks, what is wrong with us!"
Tala held the door open to the elevator leading Kai in first "there is nothing wrong with us" Tala wrapped his arm around Kai's waist and burst into an outbreak of laughter. Kai raised an eyebrow and stared with a slight smile on his face "I'm only joking man"
Kai left his expression surprised and chuckled again "you'd better be"
"I am why would I be serious about that?" the elevator door opened with a rather strange man in the centre of the room, continuously running into the wall. Tala held back tears of laughter biting his tongue "hey dude are you ok?"
The man looked up with a trail of blood running down the side of his lip as Kai asked "so something is dripping from the corner of his mouth are you gonna lick that to?"
"Meur, meurgas kehitro, sait!"
Kai nodded sarcastically watching as the man rose to his feet "Uh huh and this is my way of greeting a mutant" Kai flipped out the Uzi's from their pockets aiming directly at the mutant "goodbye" with that the man fell back to the floor blood squirting from the centre of his head and onto his side.
"Wow Kai I never knew you could speak mutant"
"Shutup Tala or I will consider you a mutant," Kai laughed under his breath stepping over the body as he pocketed his weapons. Kai pushed open the glass screen doors lightly stepping on each step till he reached the ground.
Tala inserted the key into the car starting the engine before accelerating out of the parking space "so Tala which pub do you think this Gilcore guy is hiding?"
"To tell you the truth Kai I am guessing, do you think we should let the boss know where we will be?"
Kai tapped his forehead firmly with his index finger deep in thought "no"
"No?"
"No, he has no reason to know where we are, and besides we don't need backup" Tala looked ahead worried at what Kai had just finalized.
"But what if there are heaps of mutant guys there?" Tala asked wearily.
"Tala, have I ever steered you wrong before?"
"Yes!" Tala was quite happy to point out.
"Ok, but that was before and you never listen to me, so for just once, just once please listen to me we don't need help, we are Tala and Kai" Tala sighed shaking his head gazing toward the sky.
"Faith help us the guy ahead isn't moving… hello dude, lights green! Move your junk heap off the road!" Tala clenched his fist smashing with great force down on the horn angrily.
"Gee Tala no need to get road rage!"
"The light is fricken green" Tala continued to beep at the driver ahead, impatiently beginning to nod and tap the sides of the wheal whilst biting his tongue. Tala forced his teeth down heavily on his tongue and undid his belt.
"Tala what are you doing?"
"I'm gonna shout out to that moron, make him move… oh great now we have a red light, great now he's gonna get it"
"Please Tala don't" Kai rest his face in his hands looking back to Tala. Tala stood up on his seat and leaned over the screen of his windshield.
"Dude! Man! I don't appreciate being ignored!" Tala waited for a reply as he began to jump up and down on his seat and shouted, "Move… your… fucking… shit-bomb!"
"Tala! Sit down and quit acting like a two year old" Kai tugged at Tala's pants and began yanking after seconds "please Tala, sit now!" finally the man in the car ahead opened the car door and stepped out "great Tala, look what you've done!"
"Oh right it's a woman!"
"Excuse me young man I don't appreciate you calling rusty names nor I like being called a man" The old woman seemed rather wrinkly wearing a spotted dress colour coded blue and white, with a brown cane at her side. She walked up and stopped directly in front of the car one hand on her hip and the other on her cane.
"Look… miss… if you just moved you crap-box out of my way I wouldn't have to call you names" Tala continued to stand pointing down at the woman.
"I don't like young little boys on the street in their vehicles, they think they own the place and they think they look big and tough" the woman began to point back with wrather sour eyes.
Tala started again "Go talk to the last guy I knocked down and he will honestly tell you, I will knock you down if it involves getting passed"
"Tala just sit down and wait till she moves" Kai tried again to tug on his pants to pull him down.
"Yes young man, listen to your boyfriend!"
"What! He is my stinking partner!" Tala began to shout louder and began to shake his fist threatening the woman.
"Yes your partner as I said your boyfriend"
Tala looked down at Kai angrily watching his partner cover his face in shame "That's it I classify her a mutant, she is one I don't intend to miss!"
"Tala! Stop it put that away!" Tala removed the magnums from his pockets aiming down at the woman.
"Look woman move or I will shoot you!"
"I will call the cops!" the woman began to scream out smacking the front of Tala's car with her cane.
"No! Not the car! Anything but the car" Tala began to scream joining the crazy woman in an all out screaming competition. Kai opened up his door shouting out over the top of Tala and the old woman.
"Quiet! Now excuse me miss please, my friend here has road rage, and we really have to be somewhere right now and we don't have time to be hanging around here, so if I may, I am apologising for him he truly is sorry" Tala sat back down thumping his hand against the horn.
"Gee's Tala what are you trying to do!"
"I'm trying to give grandma a heart attack!" Tala folded his arms and slouched back in his chair poking his tongue out at the elderly woman.
"He is sorry, we both are, but if you would be so kind can you please-"
"Move your crap-box off the road!" Tala butted in. Kai frowned at Tala with a displeasuring expression. Tala sunk back into his chair and looked away from the old woman.
The elderly woman pat Kai on the back and smiled "don't worry deary, you don't need a boyfriend like him you can do much better"
"Ok thanks for the advice"
"I will move now, I just dropped my glasses and I couldn't see them, but thankyou young sir, tell your friend I am sorry" Kai nodded and jumped over the car door back into his seat.
"Grandma says sorry" Kai covered his mouth and held back a laugh.
"So she should be, she thinks I am gay! Show her… and she smashed my car!" Tala jumped back up onto his seat looking down at the bonnet before whining, "Stupid old wrinkly fart"
"Tala please just sit down" cars began to stock up behind them as the light turned green. Tala fell back down into his seat accelerating after the woman had finally started moving.
"Not only does she block traffic she can't drive!" Kai sighed heavily looking around at the traffic, and the cars passing by "Kai, I'm sorry I chucked a tantrum, I think im still tired but I am slowly waking up"
Kai laughed and rest his feet on the dashboard and turned up the radio as he waited for the trip to end.
"Oh an Kai when we get there, remember act casual, no funny business"
"Don't worry I'm not planing anything stupid, I was more worried you would do something stupid"
I've decided no more udating this story until i get some reviews :P