Disclaimer: Jamaicas got a bobsled team! whoo hoo! Go Jamaica! Oh...right...i don't own fma or inu-yasha...

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Roy eventually got everyone to calm down, god knows how.

" Ok everyone, we need to lay down a few rules. First of all, nobody can have a disagreement, unless of course you WANT to end up like Al and Scar over there. Good lord, are they STILL kissing? Maybe someone should seperate them? Oh well, not my problem. As I was saying, no disagreements." Roy announced.

" I agree." Said Breda.

Roy sighed. " That brings us to our next rule. We can't agree on anything either. Because, if we agree, then we'd have something in common, and that would be very bad."

Falman lifted an eyebrow. If they couldn't agree, and they couldn't disagree...than what COULD they do?

"If we can't disagree, and we can't agree, what CAN we do?" Falman asked. Roy frowned.

" You have a point...um...okay! Everyone sit down, close your eyes, cover your ears, and don't say a word!" Roy demanded. Everyone did as he said. Even Pride. Roy smiled. Ha ha. He was bossing the fuhrer around. Sucker.

Roy began to think about what he should do...it certainly seemed as if they were at a dead end here.

"Ah-ha! I know, I'll just kill someone from each couple! Then the rest of us will be free! Okay lets see...I'll kill Falman, Inu-Yasha, breda,...What am I saying?.! I can't kill anyone!" Roy said.

" Of course you can kill someone! Look at all the Ishballians you killed, you murderer!" Yelled a little boy from Ishbal whom seemed to have just materialized there a moment ago.

Roy frowned at the little boy. When did he get here?

" Why are you here? And how do YOU know how many Ishballians I killed? The war was probably over before you were even born." Roy said. The little boy frowned, knowing that Roy spoke the truth.

" Well...so?.! I'm sure you killed plenty other people!" The boy accused.

Roy lifted an eyebrow.

" Like who?" he asked.

" Like...like...like in the Manga! In the Manga you killed Maria Ross!"

Roy was shocked. How did this little boy know so much? Roy shrugged and shooed him away. He then began to calculate a plan again.

" Okay, one person from each pair please stand up and come forth to my desk!" Roy said.

One person from each pairing came up to his desk. Roy smiled. He was sure that this plan wouldn't fail.

" Okay, now we can think of a plan without having the fanfic author do anything with the pairings. Any ideas? Anyone? Anyone?" Roy said. Everyone was silent in deep thought.

Riza got an idea. " Well, whoever already has a boyfriend or girlfriend is taken right?" Riza suggested. Roy nodded not having any idea where she was going with this.

" Well, if they already have a boy or girl friend, they can't have another boy or girlfriend. Right? So, first we'll eliminate the people who already have boy or girlfriends." She said.

Roy nodded. That seemed logical. And it WOULD eliminate alot of people.

" Okay, Ed and Winry are safe because they are already taken." Roy explained. Ed and Winry did the happy dance and started to party in one corner of the room.

" Maes is alreayd married anyways so him and Gracie are safe." Roy said. Maes also did the happy dance. However, Gracie haden't appearead in the fanfic, so it was assumed that she wasn't there.

" We can also eliminate me and Riza...But who else?..." Said Roy. Riza smiled and joined Ed, Winry, and Maes in the party corner. Roy looked at who was left.

Kain, Armstrong, Falman, Breda, Pride, Inuyasha and Havoc.

Inuyasha looked around and then relized something.

" I'm in love with Kagome! I admit it! I admit it! I'm guilty as charged!" Inuyasha exclaimed as he entered the party. Now there was one less person to worry about.

Kain looked at Armstrong, He had gone completly insane. Kain smiled. Sucker.

" Alright, now we need to figure out how to eliminate the rest of us...I KNOW! Okay, fuher, I'm in love with Riza right?" Roy said.

Pride lifted an eyebrow. " What does that have to do with me?" He asked.

" Well, if I'm already paired up with someone, that means that you don't have a pairing!" Roy explained.

Pride jumped in the air, and guess what he did? He joined the party in the happy corner.

Okay...Kain, Armstrong, Falman, and Breda.

" Alright, Kain. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to do this if we ever want to escape." Said Roy as he pulled out a gun. Kain was shocked. Was Roy REALLY going to shot him? Roy clicked the gun.

BANG! Roy shot Kain in the head. Kain fell over and died. Breda looked at his body in horror. Roy had just SHOT someone! He had just shot the corporal! Ha ha...filthy corporal.

Kain stood up. " That wasn't very nice!" He yelled. Roy blinked. He saw the blood, he saw the guts, he saw Kain die...But he wasn't dead? How could that be?

Kain rolled his eyes. " Duh! You can't kill a vampire with just some stupid gun! There are only a few things that can harm a vampire, such as myself. One: Garlic. Two: Silver. Three: Crosses, especially silver ones. And four: Open scissors." Kain explained. Everyone looked at him quizzidly.

" What? What? WHAT?" Asked Kain.

" Open scissors?" Roy questioned.

" Yeah open scissors! Haven't you guys ever heard any of this before? My god!"

Roy shook his head. Kain haden't died. Kain couldn't be killed. Nobody had any garlic, sliver, or crosses on them. Nobody had anything...except for...scissors...

Roy reached into his desk and began to look through the piles of crap. Where could they have gone? Where? Where? A-ha! There they were! Roy pulled out a pair of scissors. Kain frowned.

" Uh..Roy...Uh..Get away from me with those...uh..Roy?.! ROY?.!" Kain said frantically. Roy opened and closed the scissors. Kain screamed. Roy ran over to him and staked him in the heart with the scissors. Ouch. Kain pulled a blade trinity and caught on fire. His heart region was the first to go. It dissintigrated and only his rib cage was showing. Next, was his lower body. Everything dissintigrated into bones. Last, was his head, which at the end, resembled nothing more than some bones, and a pair of glasses. Roy sighed with releif. Kain was dead. Now another person was free. Of course, Armstrong was kinda insane now.

Roy looked at how many people were left.

Heymans Breda, and Jean Havoc.

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Yup, that's the next chapter. As you can see, they are getting closer to a soulution. I'm serious about that open scissors thing. I heard from somewhere that vampire also fear open scissors...What? WHAT? I'm not crazy! Hmph...