Warning!!!
a lot of perverted things happen in this one!
Disclaimer: don't own Naruto...damn
"Whoa, where am I?" Lee got up, looking around in a dazed way.
"LEE!!!!" Neji came in the room and screamed, he started to chase Lee around the house, Yumi chuckled happily, people we're funny
When they were drunk, she was nearly there.
"Hehehahahe…Yumi…Deidara wants to ask you something..hehehe" Hidan giggled and pointed over to Deidara.
"Are these yours?" Deidara snickered, holding up one of Yumi's bra's.
"AGGRRHH! Deidara's a pervert!" Yumi tried to get it off of him but failed miserably.
" Hehehe!" Deidara giggled as he ran round the room waving the bra in the air, being chased by Yumi.
"Your face is all red!" Deidara stuck his tongue out.
"NO IT'S NOT!!!!" Yumi screamed and tried to hide her face while chasing after him and the same time, this resulted in her crashing into a wall and passing out.
"Oh my golly golly gosh! I killed Yumi!" Deidara cried "I'm sorry Yumi are you alright?" he started to poke her head repeatedly.
" Maybe she need's mouth to mouth?" Tenten slowly walked over, hiccupping as she went "You do it"
"No way! We might be the same age but it would just be to wrong!" Deidara shook his head violently.
"But it's to save her life" Tenten pointed out.
"I'LL DO IT!!!!" Kiba grinned.
"Fine then, you do it! I double doctor dugout doggy Dare ya!" Deidara laughed hysterically.
"Do you use tongues in mouth to mouth?" Kiba asked.
"No, you blow up their lungs with air" Hinata giggled, everyone was crowding round now, Shino had the Youtube camera ready.
Kiba pinched her nose awkwardly and leaned down, Yumi's eyes opened, she screamed.
"Kiba! Don't do that!" Yumi tried to hide her yet again red face, Jesus, so this is what Hinata felt like.
"She lives!!!" Deidara hugged her.
"I died?" Yumi asked.
"you crashed into the wall" Kiba pointed out.
"Well that explains…nothing" Yumi sighed.
"I think we should all go to bed" Kakashi sighed, laboring a hangover.
"Fine but a lot of us are still drunk, there are spare rooms down the hall way," Yumi waved her hand annoyingly.
"What about Naruto and Ino?" Shino asked.
"Leave them outside, they'll figure it out soon" Yumi got up and left the room, and stumbling into her own. Yumi blinked at her blank ceiling.
Dammit, Gaara, if you hadn't made me kill you and Dad, I wouldn't be shy, I wasn't shy when I first came here.
Yumi slowly drooped into a deep, dreamless sleep.
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Ino groaned, she had a splitting headache and her leg hurt like hell, also she was on top of Naruto, who was lying unconscious, outside….fuck, she was outside too, this was all Yumi's fault.
Ino got up and sauntered to the front door, plotting her revenge, she slowly pushed the door open and walked through the now dirty kitchen, Chouji sat there, all fat and stupid, stupid fat Chouji.
(A/N Ino isn't good at making up names)
He was snoring and the remains of Yumi's food were now scattered all over the floor, there goes breakfast.
Ino tried to tiptoe upstairs but ended up falling, luckily everyone so out of it that they couldn't hear her if she shouted in their ear.
She found Yumi's room and giggled, this was going to be fun, she noticed that instead of going to the spare bedrooms the girls had gathered blankets and we're randomly placed on the floor.
Just like the sleepover we had ages ago thought Ino
She picked her way around the blankets, careful not to wake any of the other girls, she nudges Tenten with her foot.
"Tenten! Wake up!" Ino hissed.
"Inoooo….shuddep...bedy bwuy time" Tenten yawned and rolled over Ino kicked her. Hard.
"We're going to play a little prank on Yumi" Ino grinned evilly.
"Again? Ya'know if you keep doin' this she'll stop inviting you" Tenten growled.
"Don't care, she pushed me out a window" Ino sighed airily.
"No she didn't you jumped out because she told you that Sasuke died" Tenten moaned.
"Same thing! Now help me get Deidara into Yumi's bed" Ino snapped and dragged Tenten out of her comfy bed.
"Do I have a choice?" Tenten asked.
"No!"
"Thought not"
They slowly creaked open the door to the boy's bedroom and spotted the blonde, sleeping peacefully.
"Dwwaaa, he looks so cute when he's sleeping! Can we keep him?" Tenten pleaded.
"No you'll only get bored after a week and he'll only blow things up claiming it's art! Now come on" Ino got his legs and Tenten got his torso as they carried his into the girls bedroom, he snorted but didn't wake up.
"Should we take his shirt off? For special effects?" Tenten asked.
"You say I'm evil! Make it happen, girl" Ino grinned malevolently.
They laid Deidara in Yumi's bed and took his shirt off, they giggled as they put the covers over them and ran downstairs and to their own flats, to avoid the crossfire in the morning.
Tenten turned to Ino as they ran, "Ino, don't you think she will know who did it considering that we done it to her and Gaara?"
"Duh, why do you think we're running?" Ino laughed.
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"Hmmm?" Deidara mumbled as light hit his eyes, then a hangover struck him, dammit why does the sun have to exist?
He groaned and turned over, he stopped, he felt someone in his bed, he swore under his breath and kept his eyes shut.
The person gave a questioning mumble as a hand lazily felt his face, the hand poked him in the eye.
"Ow"
The hand stopped and slowly pulled away the person backed away to the very corner of the bed, Deidara dared to open an eye to see who it was.
Crap, it was Yumi. A very red Yumi.
"Crap, what the fuck did I do last night?!" Deidara groaned.
"It better not be what I think it is, because if it is then I might just die" Yumi squeaked.
"I'm sure it didn't, well I'm going to go now" Deidara slowly got out the bed and started to walk away.
Yumi went a deep shade of red, he realized that his shirt was off.
"I don't remember taking that off…" Deidara said innocently.
"Oh my gawd…You don't think we-" Yumi gulped.
"We couldn't have, my pants aren't off" Deidara frowned.
"I wasn't talking about that Dumbass! I meant to say kissed" Yumi hissed, she was turning redder still.
"Oh, ummm, I dunno, as if I can remember, we were both drunk" Deidara scratched his head awkwardly.
"Uhhg, I'm never going to drink again" Yumi moaned.
"I'm not that bad!" Deidara said defensively, "You could have had Chouji y'know! un"
"I've never had anybody! I'm a virgin and I would like to stay that way thankyouverymuch!" Yumi said stubbornly, then sighed, "Why does this always happen to me?"
"Because it amuses the author and the readers, un" Deidara said simply.
"Right, yes, I keep forgetting that, ARE YOU AMUSED NOW?!"
(A/N yes, yes I am!)
YES, YES I AM!!!!
LOL I HOPE YOU ARE!
Heehee, ino and tenten, the masked villians strike again!
Yep, i turned Yumi shy, backwash of Gaara, Sasuke, and Orochimaru's deaths, she becomes shy and timid towards men!