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The Two Troublemakers, Chapter Four: Beaten Again

Axel and Ansem spotted the looks on everyone's faces. "What?" Everyone remained silent…….except for Kairi.

"YOU FRIGGIN IDIOTS! THIS IS NOT AN OVEN! WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING, BUYING A CHILD'S TOY LIKE THIS! YOU MARCH BACK TO THAT STORE RIGHT NOW AND RETURN THIS! NOW!"

Everyone stared at Kairi. "HELLO! I SAID NOW!" Axel and Ansem grabbed the oven and started walking slowly to the door.

"I think she's finally lost it…." Ansem whispered to Axel. He nodded. "Uh, Kairi, don't you think we should send someone with them?" Cloud said. "Okay, I'll go with them." She replied. "I-I'll go with you, Kairi." Sora said. "And I'll go, too." Yuffie told them. "B-but wait! Yuffie, don't you want to watch Riku and Leon play chess?" Sora protested.

"No. Now let's go." Sora slumped along.

When they got to the store, Lynnea spotted them coming, and rolled her eyes.

"Back to return that oven, I suppose?" she asked as they approached. "I'm terribly sorry if these two caused you any trouble when they purchased this." Kairi replied.

"I knew you guys were buying that for someone who didn't want it." Lynnea smirked. "Uh, can we just get this over with so we can go buy a REAL oven?" Sora suggested to the others.

"Yes, please, Lynnea." Yuffie told her, looking at the nametag. "So, you guys hang out with these two freaks?" Lynnea asked Yuffie, Sora, and Kairi. She typed something in on the computer thingy and scanned the oven.

"Ugh, we're forced to live with them….they can't take care of themselves. They cause a lot of trouble. Oh, by the way-I'm Kairi, and this is Yuffie and Sora." She said.

"Cool! Okay, well you've successfully returned this stupid thing. So, I guess I'll be seeing you guys!" Lynnea waved. "WAIT! You didn't introduce us, Kairi." Ansem complained.

"I'm Axel!" Axel shouted proudly. "And I'm ANSEM! DARKNESS!" Ansem screamed. Lynnea rolled her eyes. (Again! I guess she likes to do that now) "Fascinating." She said sarcastically. "Well, see ya!" "Thanks again! Maybe we can go shopping some time together?" Kairi asked her.

"Yeah, that would be great!" Lynnea replied. Yuffie, Sora, Kairi, Axel, and Ansem left the store and returned home.

Back at the house, Riku and Leon were still playing a very competitive game of chess. Leon had already taken 6 of Riku's pieces. "CRAP!" Riku screeched. "Ha ha, sucker!" Leon yelled. Cloud was watching while sitting on the couch.

"Man, Riku, you're really not that good." Cloud told him.

"SHUT UP!" Riku shouted. So, Cloud shut up. The game continued in silence. Finally, Leon won. Riku suddenly screamed out and stomped up to his room, disappointed.

Just then, the other 5 walked into the room. "Where's Riku?" Sora asked Cloud and Leon.

"Leon beat him in another game of chess. Man! He really can't be beat!" Cloud stated. Yuffie jumped joyfully.

"Yay! Good job, Leon!" she congratulated him. Leon shrugged and they all walked into the kitchen. Looking at the place where the oven should have been, Kairi sighed.

"Man, why do you guys always have to mess things up around here?" she asked Axel and Ansem. They said nothing. "Soooooo……who wants to watch T.V.?" Yuffie asked everyone as they walked back into the living room.

"I DO! I DO!" Axel screamed, reaching for the remote. "Wait just one second here! I suggested it! I get to pick the channel!" Yuffie screamed, grabbing the controller from Axel.

"NOOOO!"

Yuffie and Axel were on the floor, wrestling for the remote. "GIVE IT HERE!" Yuffie screamed. "I WANT IT!" Axel responded. Kairi, Sora, Ansem, Cloud, and Leon just stood watching them. Finally, after about 2 minutes, Cloud couldn't stand it anymore.

"Dudes! Stop!" He yelled, forcing them apart. He handed the remote to Leon. After they were finally separated, everyone sat down on the couch and Leon turned on the T.V.