ACHAN: Huh, my puppets, what shall your master do next..?
Wesker: You are not my master.
ACHAN: Keep telling yourself that.
Alfred: All these shows and people are too impure for Alexia…
ACHAN: *giggles* you'll regret saying that!
*Pets his pet licker* Now, let's get on with it…
Opening
"Hello, ladies and gentleman, I'm back!" Calls Leon, jumping out onto the stage.
Wesker throws him through another wall.
"No you're not" he says.
Scene 4 Act 1
"Alright, for the next act, we have-" Alfred, the new host, is interrupted by Barry
"We are gonna have another drinking contest!" yells Barry.
"Uhh, no, we-"
"Yes!"
"No, Barry, we said at the AA meeting Wesker can't have any more alcohol…"
Wesker stumbles onto the stage. "Give me MOOOOREE!" He stumbles more and falls onto a scared audience member.
Scene 4 Act 2
"Alright, people, we have a new demonstration!" calls Alfred. "For the next act, Louis will… uhhh… what are you doing?"
Louis stands on top of a diving board. "I will attempt to land in that pool!" says Louis, pointing to the stage 60-feet below, "and I will survive.
"Louis, you moron, get down here! The pool isn't even three feet deep!" calls Carlos.
"Here I go…" Louis is about to jump, when Jill stops him.
"Louis, you moron" she says to him.
"Oh, Jill, you wanna jump with me now? Well, then.." Louis grabs onto Jill.
"Wait, Louis, no, no, no.."
"Here We goooooo…..!"
Scene 4 Act 3
"For our talent, we shall re-enact Godzilla!" shouts Carlos as he jumps out onto stage, holding a camera. "I'll be the stupid reporter who, in every movie, meets their demise because they care more about their job than their life!"
Nemesis walks onto stage.
"Oh, great costume, Leon!" says Carlos. Leon appears from behind stage.
"Uhhh Carlos I'm over here" says Leon, wearing a purple Barney outfit.
"W-what? AHHHHHHH!" Carlos runs away from Nemesis. Or at least tries too…
Scene 4 Act 4
Alfred puts on a unicorn mask. "For my talent, I shall scare Wesker!" He hides behind some stage curtains, and calls around the corner "Heeey CAPTAIN WHISKERS!"
Wesker comes stumbling around the corner "Who the f* # called ma WHISKERS?" He stumbles around the stage, and Alfred pops out "AHH BOOGIDY BOOGIDY BOO!"
BAM! Wesker punches Alfred, sending him through a wall.
Scene 4 Act 5
Jake comes out on stage. "Uhh hey! Seeing as our other two hosts are currently stuck in walls, I'll FINALLY close up scene 4!"
Wesker runs out onto stage looking crazed. "I NEED COKE!"
Jake groans. "Aww LJ! I told you not to give him anymore!
Alfred and Leon come out onto stage
"Hey I'm the host!" yells Alfred.
"No I am!" yells Leon. They then attempt to fight… but they are wearing full body casts and sitting in medical beds.
"Wesker, push me towards Leon!" yells Alfred, and Leon tells William "push me towards him!"
William replies" I don't think this is safe…" and Wesker says "DAMN RIGHT!" and drunkenly pushes Alfred at top inhuman speed (probably about 400mph) towards Leon and William. Leon and William were crushed, as was Jake who was in the way… and Wesker kept on going, straight through the wall.
"Some people can't handle their SHIIIT!" yells LJ, and the disappointed audience leaves.
Haha… yeah I know terrible right? Oh well… I'm hoping the next will be better! Pleeease comment on more ideas… I'm running out here! The stress of being crazy and writing crazy stories is getting to me….
-Yours truly, ACHAN