SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG! I HAD A LONG SCHOOL WEEK! PANT! HERE IT GOES!

Chapter 4: Truth and Humiliation

"I guess it's time for introduction." Kyon said. Edward had finally calmed down and Haruhi had gone to get, well, she didn't say. She just let go of Ed and said something about 'cosplay', then ran out.(OH NOESS! YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING! DUH DUH DUH!)

"I'm Kengo Shigemura, but everyone calls me Kyon. (yes, Kyon has a real name) Over there is Mikuru Asahina, that's Itsuki Koizumi, and in the corner is-"

"-Yuki Nagato," Edward finished, sipping the tea that Mikuru had given him. Kyon looked at him. "How do you know that?"

"Yuki and I live in the same apartment, right Yuki," Edward looked over at her. Yuki looked over at him. Their gazed lasted for a long time. Kyon seemed to be bothered by this, giving Ed's back a glare, so he changed the subject to something he'd been meaning to ask. "Edward, why do you have a mechanical arm?"

Edward spun around with a shocked look and grabbed his arm involuntarily. "How… could you tell?"

"The way Haruhi grabbed your arm… did something happen to it?" Ed hesitated, he knew it was his biggest secret, and the one that he was most ashamed of, but he knew they would push him for more if he didn't say.

"Do you know what an Alchemist is?" And so he began, telling the members everything that had happened sense that terrible day that his mother past away. He included when he and his brother were with there teacher, when they transmuted there mother, when Edward became a state Alchemist, the accident with Nina, meeting the Homunculi, meeting Scar, he told everything all the way to coming to Tokyo.

"So know you know." Ed gave them all a sad smile. "That's quite a story," Itsuki said, patting Mikuru lightly on the back. Halfway threw the story Mikuru had burst out in tears, and was finally calming down. "I-I'm so sorry," Mikuru cried, putting another used tissue in to the pile she had in front of her. "Don't worry, I'm fine" Edward smiled at her, "By the way, could you guys not tell Haruhi. From what I know, she would tell the whole school, and I don't want that kind of attention."

"Of chores," they all said.

"And yet another secret," Kyon muttered. What does he mean, another? What else are they keeping secret? Ed didn't have time to find out, because suddenly Haruhi opened the door. "YAHOOOOOOOO!" Oh no!

Edward didn't know much about Haruhi, but he knew one thing, when ever Haruhi has the Suzumiya face, it can't be good. Haruhi shut the door and locked it. This made everyone jump. Before Ed knew what she was doing, Mikuru was on the ground and being undressed! Blushing wildly, Edward jumped up and ran out of the room, Kyon following behind him. A few seconds later, Yuki and Itsuki casually walked out and closed the door. "What is she doing!" Edward asked, listening to the cries from inside. "This happens all the time," Kyon answered as if he was used to this.

"WHAT!"

"She's dressing Mikuru."

"CAN'T MIKURU DO THAT HERSELF!"

"This is Haruhi were talking about!"

Edward had to admit, Kyon had a point, this was Haruhi, but it was still freaking him out. After a few minutes, Haruhi and a crying Mikuru came out wearing skimpy bunny girl outfits. Edward yelped and turned the other way, suddenly he was grabbed by the hair and pulled into the classroom. This is what the other members heard as Haruhi locked the door:

"W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS THAT? AHH! LET GO!"

"STOP MOVING!"

"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO"

The members of the SOS Brigade were just expecting there to be a small carcass in the club room when Haruhi and the half dead Edward walked out. Edward was wearing…

"Oh my god…" Mikuru whispered to herself, Kyon was thinking the same thing. Only Edward saw it, but Yuki got a tiny bit of a blush. Which made Edward look down. Edward was wearing…. A KITTEN OUTFIT! (I'M SO SORRY EDWARD! IT WAS HARUHI'S IDEA!)

It was a red pair of shorts that came down halfway down his upper leg with leggings that covered up his Automail. It also had long-sleeves that covered his arms and had puffy shoulders with a rather large bow in the middle. It had a matching hat that was small enough to show two yellow ears and a hole in the shorts that reveled a long tail with a bow attached. He wore a bell collar and his hair was out of its usual braid, so it hung down behind his back. But the reddest thing on him was his face. "!" Everyone in the SOS Brigade can honestly say that he looked like a girl. Kyon even blushed a little bit. "Isn't he so cute!" Haruhi squealed as she glomped Edward… again. And again Kyon pride Haruhi off of Edward and glared at her. "Will you stop torturing everyone, and what did you even need to dress up for?"

"Were going to go shopping!" Haruhi got the Suzumiya look on "and the best way to go shopping is when you get discounts!"

"But why do you have to wear those outfits?"

"Girls who dress like this get discounted by men."

"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA!"

"AND WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR ONE!" Edward yelled, he had recovered from his shock.

"You look like a girl, plus we may run into a gay salesman!"

"THAT'S STUPID!" Edward screamed, this was humiliating! What would Alphonse say if he saw him? Thinking about it made him get even more angry. He wanted to argue further, but Haruhi was already down the hall. "OFF WE GO!" she called to them. This was going to be a long day.

SORRY THIS CHAPTER IS SO SHORT! IT WILL BE LONGER NEXT TIME.