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character, you see here.
Pikachu belongs to Nintendo of America, so I do not own it. Enjoy!
Hello again, people, who may or may not be reading this.
In case your brain was malfunctioning, and/or you're stupid I'm StrongBad.
Well, let's see here, who should I make fun of- I mean tell you about today?
The Poopsmith? No, that would be too long, KOT? No too boring, Homsar? No, I'd rathernot gnaw my leg off in front of a live studio audience, Marzipa- no too hippieish, Bubs, no wouldn't work, Coach Z? Oh, sure, I'll bet everybody would like for me to talk about, a foreigner wth a speach impediment, for hours on end- no, I respect you guys more than that, let's see, all I no to do now is talk about cheese, or mabye anvils? Wait a minute, cheese, and anvils? That's it! The Cheat! I shall tell you about The Cheat.....
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Ah, yes, The Cheat.
Many people have wondered about this guy, and what he is. So now, I shall tell you of The Cheat's most darkest secret, and yes the previous statement used bad grammer, but who cares, I mean I don't, and I don't see you going out of your way to pointlessly write about things that don't matter so just read okay?
Anyhoo, did I just say that? Wierd. Anyway, The Cheat is a really wierd guy, basically, he's my sidekick, whom I occasionally kick. He does menial tasks that I provide him, and he gets rewarded with privileges! Recently, he has gained access to the crisper drawer, by power sanding StrongSad's face until it was.... um.... the word escapes me, but it was really ugly man. Anyway, The Cheat's personality, is defined by his name, he cheats. That is why he helps me make Homestar's life slighty more miserable than previously.
Well, regrettibly, sixteen cappucinos, and twelve expressos, can really- make-a-guy-hyper-so-if-I-am-irratic-well-tough-beans.
Anyway, The Cheat cheats at just about everything. He used to smoke, but I think he went cold turkey a while ago.
Okay, so so far I have explained a few things so, I think I might as well, tell you of The Cheats's origins..... whooooo!
Anyway, The Cheat- well we- I mean I- ah, I'll just explain what happened that brought us to The Cheat.
One day, roughly 14 years ago, me and StrongMad had just graduated. We were young then, no more than 18, when we saw a mysterious, yet obvious, U.F.O crash down, into the surrounding place.
Me and StrongMad ran there as fast as concievably possible, and made it there in about a minute, or 12. So, when we got there, things were really quiet, man. I mean silent. You could almost hear our stomachs digesting, well, actually, we had 5 bean burritos before this happened, and you could hear, and smell our stomachs digesting.
Anyway, when we came to the crashsite, we saw a little pod. And when we opened it The Cheat popped out. So, after this odd thing happened we played poker! (Hey, we were young,) And so we played, until the newly born The Cheat beat us 16 times. And after learning he had cheated 16 times, we named him..............The Cheat!
Ha! I'll bet I got you there for a minute didn't I! Well, actually, we met The Cheat at the collage me and StrongMad went to. We saw this little, cheese-like anvil thing in an ally, and took him in.
That's basically how we met The Cheat. But the burrito, and poker thing actually happened. Not kidding.
So, that sums up The Cheat personality-wise, here's what he looks like.
Basically, The Cheat looks like a cheese-anvil, mixed with Pikachu.
He's about a foot tall, with little eyes, a pointy nose, fur all over, with three huge strands on top. He has blach spots all over his yellow fur, the spots also being fur, with little long albeit pointy arms, and a stomach that sicks way up, like he's always holding his breath. When he smiles, his stomach moves down a little to reveal his mouth. He has one gold tooth, which he has always had, and has huge folds of skin so his legs are a mystery, it's kinda like he walks by slithering his underside, wierd. Oh yeah, and he has a tiny tail in his backside.
So basically, that's The Cheat. Nothing else to say about him, nope, nada.
So until next time..... um, I don't know read a book or something.
Hello again, people, who may or may not be reading this.
In case your brain was malfunctioning, and/or you're stupid I'm StrongBad.
Well, let's see here, who should I make fun of- I mean tell you about today?
The Poopsmith? No, that would be too long, KOT? No too boring, Homsar? No, I'd rathernot gnaw my leg off in front of a live studio audience, Marzipa- no too hippieish, Bubs, no wouldn't work, Coach Z? Oh, sure, I'll bet everybody would like for me to talk about, a foreigner wth a speach impediment, for hours on end- no, I respect you guys more than that, let's see, all I no to do now is talk about cheese, or mabye anvils? Wait a minute, cheese, and anvils? That's it! The Cheat! I shall tell you about The Cheat.....
_______________________________________________________________________
Ah, yes, The Cheat.
Many people have wondered about this guy, and what he is. So now, I shall tell you of The Cheat's most darkest secret, and yes the previous statement used bad grammer, but who cares, I mean I don't, and I don't see you going out of your way to pointlessly write about things that don't matter so just read okay?
Anyhoo, did I just say that? Wierd. Anyway, The Cheat is a really wierd guy, basically, he's my sidekick, whom I occasionally kick. He does menial tasks that I provide him, and he gets rewarded with privileges! Recently, he has gained access to the crisper drawer, by power sanding StrongSad's face until it was.... um.... the word escapes me, but it was really ugly man. Anyway, The Cheat's personality, is defined by his name, he cheats. That is why he helps me make Homestar's life slighty more miserable than previously.
Well, regrettibly, sixteen cappucinos, and twelve expressos, can really- make-a-guy-hyper-so-if-I-am-irratic-well-tough-beans.
Anyway, The Cheat cheats at just about everything. He used to smoke, but I think he went cold turkey a while ago.
Okay, so so far I have explained a few things so, I think I might as well, tell you of The Cheats's origins..... whooooo!
Anyway, The Cheat- well we- I mean I- ah, I'll just explain what happened that brought us to The Cheat.
One day, roughly 14 years ago, me and StrongMad had just graduated. We were young then, no more than 18, when we saw a mysterious, yet obvious, U.F.O crash down, into the surrounding place.
Me and StrongMad ran there as fast as concievably possible, and made it there in about a minute, or 12. So, when we got there, things were really quiet, man. I mean silent. You could almost hear our stomachs digesting, well, actually, we had 5 bean burritos before this happened, and you could hear, and smell our stomachs digesting.
Anyway, when we came to the crashsite, we saw a little pod. And when we opened it The Cheat popped out. So, after this odd thing happened we played poker! (Hey, we were young,) And so we played, until the newly born The Cheat beat us 16 times. And after learning he had cheated 16 times, we named him..............The Cheat!
Ha! I'll bet I got you there for a minute didn't I! Well, actually, we met The Cheat at the collage me and StrongMad went to. We saw this little, cheese-like anvil thing in an ally, and took him in.
That's basically how we met The Cheat. But the burrito, and poker thing actually happened. Not kidding.
So, that sums up The Cheat personality-wise, here's what he looks like.
Basically, The Cheat looks like a cheese-anvil, mixed with Pikachu.
He's about a foot tall, with little eyes, a pointy nose, fur all over, with three huge strands on top. He has blach spots all over his yellow fur, the spots also being fur, with little long albeit pointy arms, and a stomach that sicks way up, like he's always holding his breath. When he smiles, his stomach moves down a little to reveal his mouth. He has one gold tooth, which he has always had, and has huge folds of skin so his legs are a mystery, it's kinda like he walks by slithering his underside, wierd. Oh yeah, and he has a tiny tail in his backside.
So basically, that's The Cheat. Nothing else to say about him, nope, nada.
So until next time..... um, I don't know read a book or something.