Hi mina its next month now so I wrote a chapter! This one is super exciting and some mysterious secretes are mentioned, so maybe don't read it if u need to be clam? Mamis in this one because of reasons and Homura is too and so is Madoka and Sayaka but not Kyoko. PS! THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS! I WAS SUPER HOPPY TO GET THEM AND IM GLAD U LIKED MY STORY EVEN IF 1 OF U WAS SO ULTRAEXITED U COULD ONLY SAY 'UM'!

I woke up. I thought to myself 'I will not tell Mami about my prophecy yet becos she almost just died and she is stressed and does not need more stress!' so i didnt tell her. The others woke up then.

'Good morning Mina-san!' I said Japanesely. Mina means everyone in Japanese.

'Ohayo gozaimashita.' They said back also Japanesly because they are Japanese.

'I will cook us breakfast.' Mami said domestically.

'Yeah, brekkie! I love brekkie!' Madoka cackled like a gremlin.

'Me too.' Sayaka agreed. 'Do u have any sausages Mami-san?'

'I have lots off things including sausages. I will cook a full English breakfast today to honour Tachibana who is half English for saving my life and also yours because the which wood have killed you next too.'

'Cool.' Said Sayaka.

'Thanks.' I said.

Mami cooked breakfast and we ate it. It was good.

'Welp, better go to school now!' Madoka shrieked.

'Yeah lets go.' Agreed Sayaka.

'Wait i don't think u should go today Mami,' i said to the yellowhead. 'You had an intense trauma so u should chill for a while and recover so u don't get a PTSD. Also i shod stay to take care of you.'

Mami tutted. 'Well i shouldn't really...but since you are god at lots of things which must be medicine as well i will defer to your wisdome.' So she stayed.

'K then bye u too we'll come around later!' Madoka said and went. Sayaka locked jelous, BUT I DID NOT REALISE THAT AT THE TIME! Then she went to.

'I guess its joust u and me now!' I said so i made her some tee.

She drank it and said 'thanks for the tee gochisosama.'

'Your welcome lol.' I said back.

She started crying then.

'Nobody has mad tea for me since my momi died and also my dad,' she cried sadly as lachrymal essence fell out of her eyes onto the floor and got it wet.

'Now now, this is just a reaction to ur trama.' I said wisely. 'Don't get the floor wet. But u are not alone anymore, so don't cry water now. Your parents would wont u to be happy.'

'Yeah i guess.' She said and felt better. 'I still miss them though and i wish that i had thot to use my wish to save them as well as me but i didnt think at the time because i was dying.'

'I see. Now i understand why u counselled me to be careful with my wish,' I said with revalation.

'Yeah.' She said.

We went quiet and angsted for a bit. I felt sorry for her and seed her in a new light and also she was hot so i wanted to cheer her up and increase my romance gauge with her.
I leaned over and touched her shoulder comfortingly.

'I'm sorry your parents are dead,' I said seductively.

'Me too.' she agreed. Then we made out!

I made out with her hard and jumped on her and she wrapped her arms around my back and we thudded to the floor and maked out some more. I stuck my tongue in and so did she. It was very sexy. Then we stooped.

'Is it really okay to make out with my junior mahou shoujo?' she pondered.

'Sure.' I said.

'Ok.' She said and then we made out some more. Then it was time for sexy times!

When wed finished sexy timing five hours later (we could do things for a long time because we're magic lol) she baked a cake and we eated it.

'Well that sure was some exercise.' I said funnily.

'It certainly was,' she replied sagely. 'You r so good at sexing that u should get a world record Tachibanasama,' she gushed in impressed. 'It was the best five hours of my life and now im not afraid of anything anymore.'

'Cool,' i said modestly. I knew she was right but i didnt want her too think i had a big head.

We chilled for a while... BUT THEN I REMEMBERED SOMETHING!

'Oh shimatta kuso!' I screamed prophanely. 'We forgot to untie that mysteerious girl Homura Akemi from the rib bones where we hung her!'

'Oh dear.' Mami said despondently. 'I hope she isnt mad about it.'

We went to da hospital and looked for her. We were gfs now so we held hands and skipped there. She was there and still hung so we let her down. She dissipated suddenly!

'OMFG WHERE DID SHE GOO!?' I screamed but then she came back after 52 seconds.

'OMFG WHERE WHERE YOU WHEN U DISAPPEARED RIGHT THEN!?' I howled.

'I had to go to the toilet because u left me tied up in a billion trillion ribbons for lots of time units.' She said monotonously but also annoyedly and like someone who knew a lot about time science.

'Oh yeah sorry we forget about you cos Mami almost got her head bit and i had to kill da witch and then we went and slept then sexyed for five hours lol.' I said goatishly.

'Ugh TMI much?' She mumbled and rolled her eyes all valley girl like. 'Bu not ded. That is very improsive for a bayonet. Omedetoe.'

'Thanks lol. NOW WHY DO U NOT WANT MADOKS TO CONTRACT AND HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING US AND STARING INTO WIDOWS LIKE A CREEP MYSTERIOUS GRILL?'

'That is something that i cannot yet share,' she said deeply. I rolled my eyes.

'Look as my mom says a problem shared is a problem halved so u should tell me the problem so i can fix it which i can because i wished to be good at lots of things okay?' I said benevolently.

The ravenette looked convinced. 'I has not trusted people with my past for a long time because i decided i wouldn't rely on anyone anymore...but i see that u are more trustworthy and powerful and cool than anyone else i have magiced with! I sense i can trust you so i will tell u my secrets...BUT! Only if we are alone!' she said.

'Okay.' I said. 'Hey mami u go and stand over there so u cant hear this girls mysterious secrets.'

'But we are only just girlfriends so i dont want to be away from u for a single millinanosecond!' Said mami clingily.

'Oh my god that isnt even a real time unit you foolish fool.' Homura mumbled and rolled her eyes real hard.

'Hey u cant talk to my gf like that!' I said scareily.

'Ok im sorry.' She said because she knew i was super strong and didnt want to fight me becos she knew shed get beat.

'Good,' I said. 'But dont worry honeymuncchkin, i'll only be a minute.' I said to mami and smooched her.

'Okay,' she said sadly but understandingly and went and stood away.

'NOW TELL ME YOUR SECRETS MYSTERIOUS GIRL!' I flailed.

'Okay. The reason i don't want Madoka to make a contract and become a magical girl is...'

'Yes tell me the secret behind your anomalouse existence and what secrets you know!' Said Kyubey sticking his head up out of a dumpster suddenly.

Homora looked angry then. 'AHA! U were walking for Kyubey to get my secrets all along! I shud have known better than to rely on anyone anymore!' She angered. Then she went.

'OMFG cubed why did u do that when i was just about to friend her!? Now she will never truce me!' I said gnashing my teeth.

'Soz.' He said.

'Wait why r u here!? R u following me like a creepy dude?' I said superstitiously.

'No.' He said 'i was following the blacknette to discover her secrets because i think she might be dangerous and we can not trust her. I thunk her plan is to kill all magic mofos and also me who makes magic so she is the only magic person left so she can take over the world!'

'OMFG...' I said intellectually. 'I can't believe i misread her and she was actually not good but evul all along...BUT COULD U BE WRONG?'

'No.' He said.

'Darn.' I said snapping my fingers.

Mami ran over and hugged me. 'Are you ok darling snooky!?' She said worriedly. 'I was worried about u being alone with that mysterious girl!'

'I'm fine lol.' I said. 'U shouldn't worry about me becos my wish made me good at lots of things like not dying or getting beat up and stuff.'

'That is true, but it's only normal to worry abot the people I love.' She said blushing red and looking not at me. 'I love you Tachibana Tanaka!' She said loveyly.

I was surprised but also happy and i said 'OMG I loaf u too!' and i kissed her for twenty minutes.

'I just dont get it.' Said kyoobe when we stopped. 'Anyway im going to go follow that girl and maybe other girls around now. Bye.' And then he went.

'Oh well at least we stopped hanging her so we didnt end up making her thirsty to death.' I sed looking on the bright side. 'That is true.' Mami agrode.

We went home then. It was late so it was after schol so Madoka and Sayaka where already there. 'Hi' me and Mami said. 'Hi.' They said back. Then we sat down.

'Me and Mami remembered that we never let that mysterious grill down from the rib bones so we went to da hospital and let her down and talked to her too.' I said informatively. 'Oh yeah i 4got about her!' Madoka hollered. 'What she say?'

'She was about to tell me her mysterious secrets, but then cubed jumped from a dumpster and she got mad and loft,' i said gloomly. 'But also Kyubey thinks shes actually evil and wants to kill us all and take over da world!'

'I new it!' Sayaka screamed and punched the floor in existential rage and broke the carpet.

'Awww, thats so lame! I wanted us to be friends and picnic and make 20 cakes and be magic!' Madoka screamed sadly.

'There there.' Said Mami.

'I never troosted that hair flipping maniac!' Sayaka growled like an angry smurf.

'Im sorry i did not take your concerts more seriously.' I said tragically. 'I will defer to your suspicious suspicions from now on.'

'Really! Oh ok if u want to i guess.' Said Sayaka and blushed and held her hands together in front of her face and giggled and turned side to side and goggled some more.

'Lollololol' said Madoka and grinned like an olm on laughing gas.

Sayaka wented redder and sat down.

'Anyway wat should we do? We cant let this mysteerious girl kill peeps and take over da world.' i said denominatorly.

'That is true, being killed would be bad for us.' Mami said sagely.

'I'm still too young to die.' Sayaka muttered. 'Yuppers, me too still,' Madoka aquised.

'Theres only 1thing for it,' i said dramatically. 'We have to...TRAPEZE HER!'

Mina gasped.

HOLY SMOKES, TACHIBANA AND MAMI ARE TOGETHER NOW!? I don't belief it, except I do cos I wrote it! The next chappy is going to be in 3 weeks cos I'm going to write it really hard. See you then and thanks for reading my story!