Suzu: We are back! Again! Yay! Happy days!
Zelos: ...(mumbles strange sounds because of no voice)
Suzu: Yeah, yeah, I know. You guys don't like it. Get over it.
Zelos: (Whimper)
Ziggy: PAY ME WITH FOOD OR FEEL MY WRATH! (Attacks random people with knives)
All: ...
Jet: (Points at Ziggy) Why did you let her in here?
Ziggy: Aw, Plane-chan, you know you love me. (Hugs Jet from behind, arms draped around his neck)
Jet: Don't call me that! And get off! Suzu help!
Suzu: (Drinks coffee)
Jet: Damn you.
Zelos: (muffles, this is what he is trying to say, and somehow everyone understands) Whoa, Suzu's yami! Wrong thoughts!
Ziggy: (Lets go) Funny how perverted our minds can be. Excuse me. (Kicks the crap out of Zelos) Okay, I'm good.
Suzu: (Reads reviews) Hey, people are enjoying this! Woo hoo!
Jet: So respond already.
Suzu: Course, Plane-chan.
Jet: Not you too!
Heidi021–You make me feel so...special. (Sighs happily)
Nameless–That's the most random thing I've heard today. I still love your name.
IbnBandgrl–Heheheh, Yuan may be like this for a little while. I was going to change Zelos, actually, but I imagined he would get killed by the party to fast, so I did it with Yuan instead. Both are kawaii though! Who doesn't like JP books! Ian rules! Chaos shall live on!...or something. I haven't found Timeline by Crichton, but I'll look for it. I'm looking to get State of Fear and Prey, both by MC. Thanks! Expect some more chaos and JP...just a hint. Heheh.
SnowCrystal–Yay, chibi Yuan! The finger thing was my brother's idea. Hey, gotta give him some credit.
Ryu Warrior–I know SOME Japanese...but I'm pretty awful at it. Though my family thinks it's the most amazing thing in the world that I can say a couple words like hello, thank you, see you later, and yes/no...thank you for reviewing. Please enjoy this chapter!
Streek-has-returned471–Hmmmm...interesting...meheh...heheheheh...
SilverrWinterr–Okay! I will! Thanks! I love compliments...
Jet: Damn straight I deserve credit.
Suzu: Whatever you say.
Jet: Hell, I deserve more than that.
Suzu: Well, I mentioned more JP...and now I'll mention more us...
Jet: ...What does that mean?
Suzu: Um...nothing...(coughs)
Lloyd: No way in hell am I gonna be a ferret! (Prays to Martel that he'll keep his human form, which probably won't happen)
Zelos: ...
Suzu: You're voice? Oh, I still didn't give it back.
Zelos: (grumbles)
Suzu: Hey, readers, I have a nice little game for you! If you have read very closely, you would have noticed a few math mistakes in my story. The first to find them gets a special review...and a toaster. Have a nice day.
Jet: That's something for them to be interested in your story, right.
Suzu: Ye-I mean no.
Mr. Disclaimer Dude: I'M BACK!
Jet: Oh, good Lord.
Mr. DD: Can I have my job back?
Suzu: If I said no, would you do it anyway?
Mr DD: Yeah.
Suzu: Life's cruel. Do as you will. You still don't get paid.
Mr. DD: I feel needed! Suzu, Jet, and Ziggy do not own ToS or Jurassic Park, or anything other thing mentioned in this fic, this means any of the stuff that already belongs to someone else, got it? Yet thy do own thyselves. Um...thy do that right?
Jet: You suck at Shakespeare. That's my only comment.
Suzu: If I owned ToS, it would go like this.
FLASHBACK! I guess...
Lloyd: I am Lloyd! I am on this quest because of luck and yet I am the most important guy here!
Zelos: Holy shit, how are you in Tethe'alla?
Colette: Flying people! XD
Lloyd: I'm Yggdrasil's shadow but I won't admit it!
Genis: You're an idiot.
Kratos: Be nice to my son.
All: WHAT!
Kratos: Aw, shit!
Regal: I am totally not important!
Lloyd: Where's my daddy!
Yuan: That potion should have your friends asleep for a long time.
Party: (Run out)
Yuan: Funny, I thought it would last longer than that...
Mithos: Martel why did you engage to Yuan because now I can't kill him!
Lloyd: SLASHSLASHTHRUSTSLASH!
Mithos: (dead) I'M NOT FRIGGIN DEAD!
Martel: Feed the tree, dammit.
Lloyd: I forgot the name of it.
Yuan: Where the hell did I go?
Kratos: You guys got betrayed twice, you suck.
Raine: Argh, I'll be the pirate of this ship!
All: ...(long silence)
Zelos: That was random.
END WEIRD FLASHBACK THINGY!
Jet: Thank Martel you don't own Namco.
Zelos: (Mumbles mumbles) ...!
Sheena: What he said. ON WITH THE FIC!
Kratos: Job stealer.
"This is almost as bad as Raine's lectures," Genis muttered, receiving a slap from his sister. "Ow!"
"...And the nonlinear equations in phase space..."
"I lost what he was saying about an hour ago," Lloyd pointed out for no apparent reason except to say something. "For some reason we've been riding in this car squished for an hour and are still alive. We are INVINCIBLE!"
"Someone kill him," Sheena mumbled under her breath so Kratos or Lloyd wouldn't hear. But since they were squished, she had to say it very quietly so they wouldn't hear, so NO ONE heard. Life's tough.
"Bloody good chap," Kratos said randomly, staring out the window.
"...the pool ball should go straight but if a nick in the table could force it to turn..."
"I wonder where he learned this stuff?" Presea asked.
"Well, every other page in the Jurassic Park book has chaos lectures," Kratos said.
"Shoot," said Raine.
"...So unpredictability in a complex system should-"
"Zelos, SHUT UP!" Presea snarled.
Dead silence.
"Holy shit," Kratos said.
"Holy shit," Genis repeated.
"Holy shit," Yuan repeated repeated.
"I said SHUT UP!"
Dead silence again.
So now the car drove in silence. Zelos was twiddling his thumbs with his Jurassic Park book sitting on his lap. Kratos was doing his best to keep little Yuan occupied. Genis was eyeing his sister, wondering when she was going to hit him for cursing. Raine was just reading some book I'm not even going to get into cause I have no idea what the hell is it. Presea was glaring at everyone with murder flashing in her eyes. Lloyd and Colette, don't ask how, were playing Go Fish. Regal was just sitting there, because I don't know what he could be doing other than being Regal. Sheena was trying her hardest not to laugh at the silence, which we all know is really hard to do.
Lloyd held up two fingers, signaling if Colette had any twos, and she shook her head, giggling silently with glee. Lloyd grumbled softly and picked from the pile.
Meanwhile, I'm figuring out how the hell you giggle silently. I mean, if you giggle, you make sound. So how can you do it silently? That's impossible. Well, a 17 year old idiot boy saving the world by combining it is impossible too. Point taken. I'll shut up now. But that still bugs me.
Zelos suddenly shoots up to a standing position and taps on the glass that connects to the front of the car sharply. "ARE WE THERE YET!"
"No," the cop said calmly.
Zelos sits back down and the silence continues. By now Sheena is hardly containing herself. Wonder how long she can last.
A half an hour passes...mighty slowly I might add.
"WE THERE YET NOW?"
"No."
½ hour passes...again...
"NOW?"
"No."
Sheena is starting to shiver. Presea looks at her sharply and narrows her eyes. Sheena covers her mouth, not making a sound.
For some reason Presea won't kill Zelos. Good girl. Do it nice and slowly...um...cough...
More time passes, the same as above...
"DAMMIT WE THERE YET!"
"No."
"CAN YOU AT LEAST TELL US HOW MUCH LONGER!"
"No."
"Dammit."
"I can hear you fine up here. No need to shout."
"Dammit."
"Give it a rest, Chosen," Kratos grumbled.
"Going...critically...insane..." Zelos rocked back and forth with his knees close to his chest, hugging the JP book.
Kratos sighed. "I need a camera."
"HAH! I WIN!" Lloyd did a small dance in triumph.
Colette sighed. "Good job, Llo-"
"I WON! I WON! I AM THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLDS!"
"Lloyd," his father corrected. "There is only one world now."
"My bloody word, you're right! Good point, pops!"
Kratos just sighed and buried his face into his right hand. "Why me..."
"We are here!" The cop said.
"FINALLY!" Zelos snarled. "Get me out of the damn car!"
The cop opened the door and the 10 comrades scrambled out. They just stood there for a while, staring at the huge building in front of them.
"What is court?" Colette suddenly asked.
Silence.
It's to see if you are guilty or not.
"But we are," Sheena said. "So why bother going to court?"
Ugh, the point is to try and get off. And no giving anyone the finger, got it?
"Okay!" Colette said.
The party walked inside the...building...and stood there blankly. Finally they moved and all squished again behind a desk.
"Look at the jury," Raine said. Everyone glanced over to where the jury sat.
Sitting there was Magnius, playing with his weird hair; Pronyma, slowly dozing off; Ian Malcolm, reading a book on chaos theory; Dodgson, glaring daggers at Ian, who didn't give a crap; Forcystus, who was playing tic-tac-toe by himself; Ziggy, throwing pencils at the ceiling; and Jet, who was fast asleep with his ankles crossed.
"We are so screwed," Zelos said.
"Order!" said a random voice. Everyone turned to the judge to see...Kvar! AHHHH!
"What the hell are YOU doing here!" Kratos snarled in surprise.
Kvar shrugged. "I dunno. I'm pretending to be a judge."
"Perfect. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse..."
"This is nothing," Kvar said. "Look who you have for a lawyer."
Everyone turned and looked to find...Pikachu.
"Oh snap," Zelos said.
"What!" Kratos looked back at Kvar. "You stupid half-elf! This thing can't even talk!"
Alan Grant suddenly appeared with a loud BAM! "Hiya."
Everyone just stared in silence at him.
"What?" He asked, feeling puzzled.
"What are you doing here!" Sheena snarled.
"Oh, I'm the dude against you."
"Oh..."
Awkward silence...
"Can I leave now?" Lloyd asked.
"No," said Ziggy. "You have to stay here...forever."
"Forever?"
"And ever and ever and ever and ever-"
"What if I have to go to the bathroom?"
Kvar banged a rock against the desk. "ORDER! Hah, I love ordering people around."
"For a first," Kratos muttered.
"Where's your lawyer?" Kvar asked, obviously not hearing Kratos' statement.
The party glanced at each other and shrugged.
"Pika pika!" Pikachu jumped up on the desk and grinned cutely.
The party except Colette and Yuan glared at it at once, as if its mere presence was enough to get it killed. Colette just squealed. "It's so cute! Let's name it pookie!"
"Chosen," Kratos said. "It's name is Pikachu."
"But I like-"
"PIKACHU!"
Colette shut up. Finally. Kvar looked over his table thing at the party.
"So that's your lawyer."
"NO!" Everyone shouted quickly except Colette and Yuan.
"Good!" Kvar clapped his hands together. "Now! Um...you people, call up your lawyer...or something. Ready, go!"
Grant moves forward. "Um, these guys...did something mean." He sat back down. As he did, there was a murmur of agreement throughout the court.
"Pika pika! Pikachu, pi! Pika pika pi chu chaa pika!" Pikachu also sat down and the people clapped. Zelos leaned over to Sheena.
"Good speaker, eh? Ow!" The chosen rubbed his newly found red cheek and glared at the summoner. "That hurt."
"Witness!" Kvar yelled importantly...for once.
Lloyd jumped up out of his seat. "I'm a witness!"
Raine pulled him down. "Not you, Lloyd."
The boy sniffed. "I'm not important?"
"Of course you...are."
Some random guy walked up eating ice-cream. "They did it." He walked away.
"..."
Lloyd jumped up. "He's so lying!"
"Technically...he isn't," said Genis.
"Whose side are you on!" Snarled Lloyd.
Kvar banged a spoon on the desk before Genis could answer. "Order! You all violated...some law. Now I sentence you."
Kratos raised an eyebrow. "Ooookay..."
"Toooo...drum roll please..." No drum roll. "Dammit, Jerry, I'm paying you a lot to do this job." Jerry gets the hint and starts to drum roll. "Tooo...three days in an empty school."
"Hah!" Zelos laughed. "That's it? I thought it would be...oh...crap."
"IF! You can survive the depths of despair of the dreaded maze and prison of the school of DOOM!" Kvar shouted dramatically.
Silence.
"Lots of of's," Sheena said.
"What the crap was that!" Zelos said.
"I'd say it's Kvar on sugar," Kratos answered, giving the chosen a nasty glare.
"You go to the school...right now!" Kvar shouted again and raised his right hand and banged the table with a sandwich.
"Is this really how a court goes?" Asked Raine, I guess to me.
No.
A pencil that was sticking to the ceiling cause Ziggy was throwing them suddenly fell and hit Magnius in the head. "Ow! Vermin!"
"YAY!" Everyone cheered.
"Hello?" Kvar said. "Right now!"
The party grumbled as they again squished into the car after walking outside. From outside the car, this is probably what it sounded like as it drove off.
"I hate this damn car," Lloyd said quite randomly since we all know that.
"We all know that," Genis said.
"Quit copying the authoress!" Zelos snarled at the half-elf.
"Not my fault great minds think alike!"
Good boy Genis.
"Hah, yeah right. You're just saying that cause you don't want to get hurt in this story."
"I...I...damn you!"
"Ahhahahah-OW!"
"That's what you get!"
"Genis! Apologize right now!"
"Okay, Raine. I'm sorry Zelos." (Cough)
"Little brat, c'mere!"
"Ow ow ow ow!"
"Zelos!"
"Sheena, wait! Don't!"
WHACK!
"OW! SONNAVA-THAT HURT!"
"Hahahahah! You deserved that!"
"Stupid brat!"
"Stop calling me that!"
"Look! Butterflies!"
"Great Colette. Now move so I can kill the brat."
"Oh! Please don't hurt him!"
"I won't hurt him THAT much..."
"Okay! You're so nice Zelos!"
"Ahhhhhhh! Get away from me!"
"Stupid children."
"You know you love us, Kratos."
"Not you, philanderer, don't touch me!"
"Whoa! Stop, you'll burn the damn car!"
"Hmph."
"I have a magic potion that can turn someone into what ever the other person desires!"
Long silence.
"Raine! Where did you get that!"
"I made it, Genis."
"Cool! Let me try!"
"No bad Zelos! Keep away!"
"Give it, professor! Alright, Lloyd! C'mere!"
"Wh-what?" POOF! "Ferret ferret?"
"...You turned Lloyd into a ferret!"
"Good job, Regal."
"Why thank you Genis."
"I was being sarcastic."
"...Oh...okay then! Who wants to hear about my company?"
"NOOOOOO!"
All of you shut up! Ahem...yeah. The car drove to the school of doom. What a crappy chapter ending.
Jet: That was a crappy ending.
Suzu: Ran out of ideas.
Lloyd: I am a ferret! NOOOO!
Suzu: The party are starting to go OOC, aren't they? And Yuan didn't say anything this whole chapter. Weird. Could be good in some cases.
Yuan: Hey! That was mean!
Zelos: ...
Suzu: Fine! (Gives back his voice using remote)
Zelos: YAY! I CAN SPEAK!
All: (Glares at Suzu)
Suzu: Meep. Anyway...um...please review! Things are getting a little crazy. Oh and this is the order for the car ride at the end, if you needed it, cause it seems kinda confusing.
(After Zelos says to stop copying the authoress)
Genis–Zelos–Genis–Zelos–Genis–Raine–Genis–Zelos–Genis–Sheena–Zelos–Zelos–Genis–Zelos–Genis–Colette–Zelos–Colette–Zelos–Colette–Genis–Kratos–Zelos–Kratos–Zelos–Kratos–Raine–Genis–Raine–Zelos–Raine–Zelos–Lloyd–Regal–Genis–Regal–Genis–Regal–everyone but Colette and Yuan.
Jet: As if that isn't confusing enough...
Suzu: I hope I entertained you all! Stay tuned for the next chapter!