Hmm…
Sasori: What do you mean!?
BenCM: I shall kill you!
Sasori: Yeah right! You're just a doll!
BenCM: There's only two ways to calm me down.
Sasori: What?
BenCM: Either telling me a good story or getting kissed by Rei or Yuki.
Yuki: Oh hell.
Rei: O.k! I'll tell you a story about Rock Lee.
Lee: Oh no!!
And the story begins…
Everybody is at Sakura's birthday bash when suddenly…
Rock Lee: I gotta go pee!
Tenten: Just hold it in!
Rock Lee: But it's dropping already!
Tenten: Eww!
Rock Lee gets up and stands on the table while taking off his jumpsuit.
Rei: Wha…wha…What are you doing!?
Lee starts peeing on the cake.
Yuki: OMG!
Tenten: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Shikamaru: That's more troublesome than seeing Chouji in a swim suit…
Chouji: What's that supposed to mean!?
Sakura: LEE, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO MAKE THAT CAKE!?
Lee turns around and starts peeing on Sakura.
Senshei: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gaara: That's just wrong…
Sakura: Ahhh! Stop!!!
Rei: Lee, put back on your damn clothes!
Lee starts tasting the cake…
Lee: Too sour…
Neji pukes on the table.
Rei: PUT BACK ON YOUR CLOTHES!
Lee: Yeah, right!
Back to the present…
Rei: And that's what happened.
BenCM: Huh? Wasn't listening…
Yuki: Oh hell!
Yuki takes out a gun and shoots Benjimbe…but he didn't die!
BenCM: You shouldn't never had done that!
Uh oh…
Very disturbing, huh? Yeah, I know. Well, keep up with your reviews!