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She wasn't sure what to expect the next day at school, but Alice could never have been prepared for what happened next… even if she was expecting it…
she sighed walking in through the gates of the school her thoughts and precious silence were shattered by a loud voice.
"Alice!" Tamaki came out of nowhere and almost tackle hugged her but at the last minute twirled her around
"what are you doing!" she looked at him shocked as she was twirled around her hair flying with the motion. "Put me down" she huffed.
He laughed and twirled her a bit more before setting her back down on the ground.
Alice sighed "morning Tamaki... you're…. Energetic today. "She looked up at him… he was different than she had originally thought… he had initially come off to her as a smooth talking flirt. But once you got to know him he was well… a dork. And, she suspected just a bit of a pervert…
"good morning Alice" he grinned "so are you coming to the host club again today?" he looked hopeful. What did he think they were friends or something? Already? Yeah it was fun hanging out… but that was one time… "We're doing cosplay today" he smiled
"… cosplay?" she perked up a bit. "Can I dress up too?" she smiled
Tamaki looked ecstatic. "Of course! If you'd like we'd love that! You can be the host club mascot!"
"um I guess... as long as I get to dress up I suppose its fine" she smiled now. Maybe it would be nice … they seemed close, and if she joined in with them she'd have friends right? She had been able to stand them at the host club even though the twins were … creepy. So how much weirder could they be? It would be fine.

… it was not fine. It was weird. Tamaki was definitely a pervert, and the twins were so much worse than she initially thought.
"Come on haruhi it matches mine" Tamaki who was shirtless wearing some tropical sarong and wrappings was trying his very best to persuade haruhi to wear a moderately ridiculous outfit. It would show that she was a girl though… which as she had been briefed earlier she now knew would be bad. That aside the head dress was ridiculous. It reminded her of the Chiquita banana lady.
"Tamaki I wouldn't even wear that. And that's saying something" Alice laughed walking over "at least not with the head dress" she smirked
"so you'd wear it?" he turned on her then.
" t-that's not what I said!" she blushed and moved away. It was one thing to be caught in her belly dance clothes by one person. It was a whole nother thing for the whole school to see her in something like that.
" come on! You just said it wasn't that bad, and haruhi won't wear it. She's determined to break daddy's heart" he began to tear up.
Why did sad people affect her like this…? "… fine, but you owe me big time" she crossed her arms blushing lightly
"great twins get her ready "he brightened up instantly. That ass! He totally just manipulated me!
She looked at him shocked and open mouthed as the twins pulled her to the dressing room. She came to herself when they reached the room "I can put it on myself thank you very much!" she pushed them out of the room.
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She came out slightly self-conscious. Although she had lost the weight that had labeled her as the fat kid back home, she still had the perception of herself as such ingrained in her mind. Alice put her arms around her her stomach "ok… I'm dressed..." she blushed.
" oh great, just in time the customers will be coming soo-" Tamaki stopped when he saw her… he had seen her already in a similar outfit, but that expression took him by surprise. She looked so… cute. His face flushed "daddy's girl! You look wonderful!" he ran over and hugged her rubbing his face against hers.
"What on earth are you doing!" she tried to pull away but he was so much taller than her and had the advantage. "Kyouya! Do something don't just stand there!" she looked to the dark haired guy with glasses.
Kyouya only smirked "not a chance. You seem to keep him occupied. When he's fawning over you he's not annoying the rest of us. Well quite as much" he smirked making a note of something in that book she was 90 percent sure was a death note.
"Devil" she glared at him before looking up at Tamaki… could she out awkward him into letting her go? It was worth a shot. She blushed a bit more and smiled up at him "do you really like it Tamaki sempai?" she giggled batting her eyelashes. God she hoped this worked because she felt ridiculous.
Tamaki's face turned redder than she had ever seen on a human. He let her go and put his hand to his mouth about to say something and then stopping to put his hand back over his mouth. He nodded.

Kyouya smirked looking at the two of them and then and then making another note in the notebook.
"Oh look more customers" she smiled changing the subject now that she was free and ran off to greet them. yeah it was slightly embarrassing to have her classmates see this much of her…. but it would be good for her to be more confident… that and it got her away from the awkwardness that was Tamaki right now. She felt her face it was still flush…

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Alice grimaced as the twins did their creepy incest thing… god she hoped that was an act…. It was right..? She shivered and walked around unsure of where to sit… she didn't feel like she should sit anywhere… she didn't want to sit by the twins for obvious reasons. … She had a theory that if you got to close to Kyouya he would somehow manage to gain ownership of your soul. So he was a definite no… she could sit with Hunny and Mori…. But she probably shouldn't be around that many sweets… then there was haruhi. But she didn't know him very well... so that may be awkward... and then there was Tamaki…
Perhaps she should just pour drinks… and play waitress… she went to refill the teapots and smiled as she set them back down.
"Tamaki I didn't know the club had a waitress" one of the girls smiled happily. "That's great it gives us more time with you guys. "Another girl smiled happily. Tamaki was about to say something when Alice intervened. "Yeah I'm new" she was just making up an excuse when a girl with semi short hair came in. Tamaki perked up but she walked past him and to haruhi
"Excuse me I believe it's almost my turn" she smiled at haruhi "I'm Kasugasaki Kanako from grade 11 Class B "she smiled at him "you are cuter than I've heard, then it's decided. I'll let you be my favorite"
The room was silent

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" "Tamaki stop sulking in the corner. You can't have all the girls" Alice sighed and looked over to where he was eating ramen in the emo corner.
"I don't understand" he slurped the 'commoner's ramen'
"stop eating peasant ramen and come help us with the final plans!" Hikaru yelled at him
"he didn't like it that kanako chose haruhi huh." Kauru sighed.
"It's not like her illness just started" Kyouya sighed
"illness? "Haruhi and Alice said in unison. She walked over to stand beside haruhi waiting for an explanation.
"The host hopping disease. Usually our customers will pick one host and stay with them. But occasionally we come across someone who hopes from host to host never sticking with just one. Tamaki was Kanako's preferred host for a while... well until today" Kauru smirked
"ah I see. So he's jealous" Hikaru smiled
"that's not it! "Tamaki ran up to where they were "I can't take it anymore. Haruhi you must wear girls clothes" he pointed a finger at her
"what?!" both Alice and haruhi asked in unison
"how can you be so popular with the girls when you yourself are a girl!? "He hadn't heard them and was still on his tangent
"Haruhi's a girl!?" Alice looked at everyone…
"Oh yeah… I forgot you weren't here when this all started..." Kyouya smirked and pulled her aside to fill her in while Tamaki continued his rant.

…." …. So … haruhi is a girl… and has to work here to pay off a debt?" she looked at him shocked.

He nodded. "Yep pretty much. "He smiled.
…"… that's kinda fucked up… I mean she has to pretend to be a boy all for this? "She crossed her arms "mm well can others help out with her debt? I don't think my parents want me paying it off since there are other ways they'd rather I spend my money but I could work here as a waitress or whatever other odd jobs you need to help out with her debt "
"… I don't know about…" he paused and then thought back to how distracted Tamaki was with her… perhaps she would come in handy… "Actually ok. I'll let you help out with club activities doing what you can, and whatever you earn each day will go towards Haruhi's debt." He offered his hand to her... she looked up at him and shook it. The saying 'to make a deal with the devil' came to mind.
"It's a deal "she smiled
"haruhi" Kyouya called to her "I have good news. Alice here has offered to help with your debt by also working in the host club. But as a waitress since she would never pass as a boy and everyone already knows what gender she is especially after wearing that outfit today" he smirked
Alice blushed and shot him a dirty look.
"Oh..." haruhi looked at her surprised "thank you … but you know you don't have to right? I mean all I have to do is get a certain number of customers. "She smiled
"I want to" Alice smiled at her "besides maybe I can help with the whole Tamaki thing... " she glanced over to where he was holding a picture of haruhi as a girl still… " …. How did he get that…. That's just a little bit…creepy…"
"yeah right? And now I have to learn the waltz in one week for the ball... "She sighed "…. Do you think you could help me?"
Alice sighed "sorry. I only know the female role in waltzing… I mean I could try…. But... I don't know what help I would be… I'm not a very talented dancer"
"oh I wouldn't say that" Tamaki mumbled from his corner causing Alice to flush once again.
" Wha-" the twins looked for an explanation from Tamaki
Alice cut them off " so I hear there's to be a ball? What would you guys like me to do for it then? " She smiled
Kyouya looked at her " actually this is the one event that you'll be useless at…" he looked at her
" you're so heartless" she made a mime motion of being shot through the heart.
" Well it's the truth " he laughed " just show up, your admission ticket will go to Haruhi's debt, how's that?" he smiled at her
"… ok… I suppose…" she smiled " well we should all probably head home. Club activities are over for the most part right? "
" Yes" Kyouya smiled " we'll keep you updated on everything, oh and don't forget to show up early again to get ready with the club members. You're one of us now. "
She smiled. It was nice… and a bit frightening at the same time. " Ok I'll see you all then" she waved walking out to the limos.