Insert coffee break
Me- ok I'm back and been thinking!
Naraku- never a good sign…
Me- (stress mark) Naraku, you're going to name one good thing you like.
Naraku- who says I'm GOING to?
Me- I says so!
Naraku- ok, I like ruining other peoples' lives.
Me- WHAT PART OF 'GOOD' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!
Naraku- (trembles and goes into chibi-mode) OK! I love…PUPPIES! (bursts into tears)
Inuyasha- (anger cross)
Me- what'd ya know, he's a sissy…it's ok Naraku! We're here to help, right guys?
Everyone- no.
Naraku- (bawls) SO UNLOVED!
Inuyasha- gee, wonder why…
Me- Naraku, why did you turn bad if you need to be loved?
Naraku- (still in chibi-mode) I had a…(sniff)…abusive childhood!
Me- like father, like son…
Naraku- I'M SO-ORRY! (still bawling) I NEVER HAD ANY FRIENDS! I DON'T WANNA BE EVIL! WAAAAHH!
Me- I'm your friend! (thinking- 'as if')
Naraku- Really?
Me- no.
Naraku- (bursts into tears again) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Me- look, I'm sure we can find someone!
Naraku- really?
Me- no.
Naraku- (crying again, blah, blah)
Me- jeez you're pathetic. I liked you better evil…
Naraku- (opens mouth)
Me- no. (cuts him off)
Naraku- (pouts) I'm so abused…
Everyone- Shuuuuuure…
Me- if you don't like being evil, then why do you do it?
Naraku- the producers pay me, and it's the only thing I'm good at…
Me- you're really messed up in the head…
Naraku- I used to have another dream…
Me- oh?
Naraku- I wanted to be a soccer mom, but my daddy wouldn't let me…
Me- gee, wonder why…ok people, I guess we'll call it today…er…whatever… Next time we'll see what other sissy things Naraku tells us, and hopefully these guys will be able to leave my very messed imagination.
Inuyasha- GET US OUTTA HERE!
Me- SHUT UP! Now then, do I have to get the Evil Dust Bunnies From Hell out? I'm sure they'll enjoy some air after being banished under my bed with my history book…
Inuyasha- nope, I'm good. Just kidding, heh…
Me- ok! Stay tuned fer the grand finally! (does little jig) YEHAW!
Inuyasha- you sound like a redneck…
Me- DON'T MAKE FUN OF CONTRY FOLK! (takes out pitchfork) OFF WITH YALL!
Disclaimer: you shouldn't piss her off, she owns you as long as you're in her head…
Inuyasha- oh—fuck.
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