Me: Awwwww, aren't they cute?? ^^ Stay tuned for more randomness!!
If you don't speak...
French:
Je veux te voir dans un film pornographique~ : I want to see you in a porn movie (song: je veux te voir - Yelle)
Tu n'as jamais été pur, mon amour~ : You've never been pure, my love.
Mon petit lapin: My little bunny
Quoi: What??
German:
bitte: Please
scheisse: Shit!
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America: IGGY! YOUR HERO IS COMING!
Canada: BUT WE'VE JUST STARTED! *holds tight*
America: o.O What?
Canada: Eeeehm.. Don'cha wish your boyfriend was half-French like me~? *smirk*
America: ... FUCK YEAH! *jumps on Canada*
England: *hears America* WHAAAAAT? *struggles* LET ME GO! LET ME GO!Listen, I'm not in the mood, fine? I'm not in the-- BLOODY HELL FRANCE!!
France: *handcuffs England to the bed* Je veux te voir dans un film pornographique~
Seychelles: HUNGARY-SAMA WILL BE SO PROUD!! *takes pictures*
Taiwan: Yet I feel something is missing...
Hong Kong: Fireworks?
France: Fireworks? Bha! We're going to set this bed on fire, bébé! *seductive smile*
England: *terror* I WANT TO STAY PUUUREEE!!!
Prussia: Did you hear something?
Japan: Only England screaming in terror.
Hungary: *dribbling* Yaoi... Incest... France... THE WORLD WILL BE MIIIINE! *evil laugh*
Liechtenstein: But nii-sama! You can tell me!! I'm your innocent little sister!
Austria: You've got a Swiss knife in your garter.
Switzerland: *points rifle* HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Austria: *moves it away* Hungary told me.
Switzerland: *aims at Hungary* HOW WOULD SHE KNOW?
Prussia: Err... Hungary?
Hungary: *glares* WHAT.
Prussia: *points at Switzerland*
Hungary: ...I'VE GOT A FRYING PAN AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF USING IT!
Prussia: AND SHE'S NOT AFRAID OF USING IT!!
Korea: DRAMA!! Made in Korea. *winks*
America: **crashes lips into Canada's**
Canada: **kisses back** **remembers he's on the bottom** uh uh. I'm so being seme tonight. **rolls on top of America**
America: Nuh uh! **rolls back on top**
Canada: Fuck yeah, eh! **rolls again**
America: Fuck you! **rolls again**
Canada: Only if you're doin' it~ **yanks on Nantucket**
America: A-Ah... g-g-god, Matt...
France: Tu n'as jamais été pur, mon amour~
England: WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S VERY GO-
France: **forcefully kisses England's lips**
England: MRRRPH! MRRMRRPH!!!!!
Austria: **shrugs** How should I know?
Switzerland: THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW!
Liechtenstein: **watches curiously while eating a banana**
Austria: The question is, why....
Switzerland: THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS!
Austria: Actually-
Switzerland: THERE! ARE! NO! QUESTIONS!!!!! O.O ....
Liechtenstein: ....Niisan lost his voice?
Hungary: STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY!
Prussia: STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY!
Hungary: I MEAN IT, GIL!
Prussia: I MEAN IT, GIL!
Hungary: grrrr...
Prussia: grrrr...
Hungary: **gets an idea** HEY EVERYBODY, I'M GAY!!
Prussia: GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!! **thumbs up**
Hungary: **fumes** **takes out pan**
Prussia: Uh oh- **pan'd**
Hungary: Hah! That'll teach you to- **insert firework boom here plz**
Both: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!
Hong Kong: Oh! Use this one next!! **hands Taiwan a firework**
Taiwan: **giggles** **puts a match near France and England's bed, which immediately lights up** **gives match to Hong Kong**
Hong Kong: xDD **lights firework**
Japan: Hey, it seems those two are having fun.
Prussia: But America is gettin' horny all by himself!
Hungary: Just as you do but much hotter!
Prussia: Oh, Austria's husband has spoken!
Hungary: At least my brother isn't Italy's bitch!
Germany: *very angry* Bitte?
N Italy: Doitsu! Doitsu! You're so angry your hair is on fire!
Germany: WAS? *sees fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! RETTE MICH!
S Italy: USE THIS! *throws extinguisher*
N Italy: *takes extinguisher-hits Germany repeatedly* Why it doesn't work?!
Seychelles: OUI! OUI! Now move to the left...
France: Like this? *moves a little*
England: I SWEAR I'M GOING TO-- *finger on his lips*
France: Now lay still and let Nii-chan do his work, won't you, mon petit lapin~?
England: ...Why do I always end up with psychos?
Taiwan: Wait! We're lightening fireworks in a bedroom?
Hong Kong: Eeeer... Yeah?
Taiwan & HK: *long silence* ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *run in circle like madmen*
England: *head-butts France* YOU- Wait... What's this fizzing?
France: The flame of passion!!
**firework lands between them**
Both: Oh, fu- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!*
Switzerland: *waving his arms madly trying to shout*
Liechtenstein: What, nii-sama? Do you want me to chase a mouse?
Austria: Do you want a slice of Sachertorte?
Liechtenstein: Do I have to attack Russia with a missile?
Austria: Do you want me to play piano?
Liechtenstein: Do I have to bring you that picture of Austria under the shower?
Austria: WAS?
Switzerland: *facepalms*
Liechtenstein: Well... Anyone has his little fetishes...
Austria: *eyes widen*
Switzerland: *hits his head with the rifle. Repeatedly.*
Liechtenstein: ...And you two would make a great couple!
Austria: *blushes hard*
Switzerland: *points the rifle to his head*
Liechtenstein: You could even adopt me!
Austria: *glasses break*
Switzerland: *tries to reach the trigger*
Austria: ...I see.
Switzerland: *pulls the trigger*
Austria: Schweiz...
Switzerland: *nothing happens*...?
Austria: ...*begs at his knees* I'd pose for you even naked on a piano, but please, SAVE ME FROM LIECHDJKBFDBFDJY!!!
Germany: **head falls off**
N. Italy: AHH!!!!!! D-D-DOITSU!!! I'M SORRY DOITSU!!! I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SORRY!!!!!!!!!!
S. Italy: North... YOU KILLED HIM!!!!! **glomps N. Italy** NO MORE POTATO BASTARD!
Germany's Head: Excuse me? **raises eyebrow**
S. Italy: H-He's still alive?!?! **shoves N. Italy away** That was one hug that I just wasteeeedddd TTATT
Germany's Head: =.=" can someone please attach me back?
N. Italy: Oh, Germany! I'm so sorryyyyyyyy *tears*
Prussia: **laughing his ass off in a nearby corner**
Hungary: **takes out another camera** We could send this to AFV and win 100,000 BUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Prussia: Yes! The awesome me will be rolling in the awesome money that is of which AWESOME!!!!!!!!
America: T-That, that's not fair... **grinds against Canada**
Canada: S-S-SWEET MAPLE SYRUUUUUUUUUUPPP~ **
England: **hair, face and eyebrows are singed**
France: **face is black with ash**
Seychelles: ...Okay! Improvisation time! You two, bathtub, now! **points to bathroom**
England: BLOODY HELL, YOU LITTLE-
France: Save you're voice for when you are screaming my name out in pure lust, mon cher~
England: I WILL NOT BE SCREAMING YOUR NAME IN LUST I WILL BE SCREAMING FOR THE POLICE YOU GIT!!!!!!!!!
HK and Taiwan: **pause momentarily** ....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! **start running around in circles again**
Korea: Oooohh! Shouting was invented in Korea, too!
China: **currently hiding behind Lithuania** NO IT WASN'T, ARU!!!!
Lithuania: ....Oh.
Russia: Has anyone seen China, da?
Lithuania: O.O uh o-
Russia: **sees Liet** HAI LITHUANIA~
Lithuania: **backs away slowly** h-h-hi, um, M-Mr. Russia....
Russia: **reaches for Liet** Come here, Lithuaniaaaaaa~
Lithuania: ACK!!! P-P-POLAAAAANNNNDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **runs away, leaving poor China behind**
China: A-Aru?
Russia: ....Oh, **sees China** Oh Chiiinaaaaaa~
China: Aiiya, again?
Russia: =D **nods**
China: **sighs** alright, aru.
Russia: Yaaaayy! Now bend over and become one with Mother Russia, da~
China: **rolls eyes** **complies** I'm sorry you all had to see this.
Taiwan: **wipes nose** O-Oh, I don't mind!
Hong Kong: **twitching** Oh, I do.
Liechtenstein: But, what did I do?
Switzerland: **blushes at the idea of Austria on that piano** **grins evil** **drags Austria (and the piano) far away**
Austria: ....o-oh boy...
Liechtenstein: Bruder, where are we go-
Austria: Uhhh... he is going to have a very explicit argument with me that you should not see and.... just, go talk with Hungary.
Liechtenstein: ...okay~ **goes off to wherever Hungary is**
Switzerland: **headrifle****headrifle****headrifle**
Austria: ....I'm regretting giving her that option now....
Switzerland: **smacks Austria's head with rifle**
N Italy: Doitsu! Doitsu! Tell me something... ANYTHING!!
Germany's Head: I like frolicing in the meadows!
N Italy: Oh noes! His inner cow is taking over his body!! *hits him again*
Liechtenstein: Hungary-samaaa!! *sees Germany's head talking* ...*smiles* Guten Tag, Deutschland!!
Germany's Head: YOU! HERE! ATTACH ME BACK TO MY BODY SO I CAN KILL THIS IDIOT!!
N Italy: GIMME BACK DOITSU, YOU FAT COW!!
Germany's Head: *rolls and jumps on place to avoid being hit*
Liechtenstein: Attach you? But I have no needle!
Spain: Romano, there you are! You left all of a sudden when... *sees Germany* EL DIABLO!! *grabs Romano* STAY AWAY FROM MY LITTLE TOMATO!
Romano: HEY! *punches Spain* *hurts his hand* Grrrrr.. LET ME HIT YOU, YOU SPANISH BASTARD! *waves hands madly*
Spain: *hero-mode* I know you're scared, mi amor. But don't panick, I'll save you! *takes our axe*
Germany's Head: Oh, scheisse. Even the in-laws now?
Japan: Do you think we should help him?
Hungary: Naaah. He's German-made.
Prussia: Hey, Liech-what-the-not-awesome!! Want needle?
Liechtenstein: Yes, plea--
Prussia: GOT NONE!
Liechtenstein: -se. *glares* *takes out Swiss knife and places it under Prussia's throat* Now, listen well, you Prussian jerk. Tell me where the hell I can find a needle or I swear I'll cut your ass in tiny little slices.
Prussia: *sweat drop* ...ASK ENGLAND!
America: *pants* Who?
Canada: CANADA!!
America: *stops and stares* ...What?
Canada: *blushes* Sorry. The force of habit.
Poland: And how I was like tellin' ya, Greece, I totally...
Lithuania: POLAAAAAAAAAAND!!
Poland: *takes out sword* 'xcuse me, I totally have to kick a Russian ass.
Lithuania: Poland!! Everyone's at it!
Poland: Pardon. A Lithuanian ass. *charm on* Hello, baby!
Lithuania: *steps back* ... RUSSIAAAAAAAAA!!
Russia: Ne, who pronounced my name in vain?
China: I hate you-aru!! I'd use your scarf as mini-skirt!
Russia: Awwww, that's so romantic!! Please do, China! *hands scarf*
China: ...Ok-aru.
Belarus: *on high-heels* My sixth sense of psycho-fangirl tickles. RUSSIA, I'M COMING FOR YOU! *starts running*
Russia: Mmmmmh. *hears voices calling his name* I hear your prayers to become one with Russia, I'm just busy right now!
China: ...Better not ask.
France: Police? But.. But I thought you wanted me only!! *cries*
England: ...What?
France: Me and you! Uniquement! And you... you... You want other people to join in??
England: *blinks* ...France.
France: You're just an attention whore, Angleterre!! And now...
England: France. Stop it.
France: I would even bathe in tea for you! I would scrub your chest with a croissant if you wanted! I'd even..
England: FRANCE!
France: ...QUOI?
England: No-one is interested in your sexual phantasies.
Seychelles: *droooooooling* I am.....
Taiwan: *thumbs up*
Hong Kong: Wait... This makes France my stepfather?
Korea: *points at HK* AH-AH! *runs away*
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To Be Continued....