I sat bolt upright; I thought I had heard someone scream. Then again, it could've been another one of those pregnancy dreams that I've been having.

"Sasori-chan, did you hear that?"

"I'm up arn't I?" he said as he walked towards the door.

"Pants?" I suggested

"What? Boxers are fine! they're just like shorts!"

"I don't think any of the Akatsuki wants to see you like that..."

"I think all of the Akatsuki wants to see me like this."

I giggled, "I think I'm the only one."

"Why must you lower my self-esteem?"

"Ah! Gomen Sasori-sama!"

"Whatever." Sasori stated as he whipped opened the door. I quickly got out of bed and walked into the crowded hallway. Practically everyone was was standing there, like us, wondering what the commotion was. Hidan was pacing in the middle of the hallway, clearly having a mental breakdown.

"Hidan-nii? Whats wrong?"

"Shes two months early... two whole fucking months... two fucking months..." He began to repeat himself and proceeded with his breakdown.

I gulped, "So shes..?" he nodded. I cringed as I heard Kira let out a blood-curdling scream. I leaned up against the wall and fell to the ground. I curled into a ball and plugged my ears as the next scream came.

Sasori rubbed my back soothingly and pulled my hands off of my ears, "Calm down you two... shes not gonna die..."

"I'm not worried about that." I snapped.

"Neither am I..." Hidan muttered.

"Then why in the hell are you freaking out?"

"Giving birth sounds painful..."

"I'm gonna be a dad..."

I turned over as the sun shone onto my face.

"What the..?" I sat up and rubbed my eyes.

"Well good morning sunshine."

"Don't call me that." I complained.

"Then don't call me 'Saso-chan.'" he retaliated.

"How did I-"

"You fell asleep in the hallway around one, so I carried you back in here. Did I mention that you're getting fat?" he smiled slightly.

I groaned, "Only everyday..." I sighed, "Hey, what time is it?"

"Two PM.

"Dammit."

Sasori chuckled and began to walk over to me. he held out his hand, "Well would you like to meet your godchild?"

"Wha-?" Sasori pulled me out of bed and into the hallway.

"Well someone's excited..." I muttered.

"Well look whose finally up..." Pein growled.

I laughed nervously, "It was my turn to make breakfast, wasn't it?"

"Don't worry, I made breakfast, yeah!"

"Arigatou gosaimus Deidara-sempai!" I sat down on the couch next to Kira. I looked over at my godchild. He had thin white hair and onyx eyes.

"His name's Kaoru. Wanna hold him?" I nodded. Kira carefully handed me Kaoru.

"Uh, onee-San, why does he have the same color eyes as Itachi-nii?"

Kira gave me a confused look, "What?"

"What the fuck?" Hidan glared at Itachi.

Itachi looked at Kaoru, "...what?"

Kira took her son back from me, "Oh... My... God..."

Pein looked over at her, "Yes?" He answered.

"And how did this happen?" Hidan asked.

Sasori sat down next to me, "Well this is about to get interesting..." I smirked slightly and took Kaoru back from Kira. I cradled him in my arms, not paying any attention to the fight that was unfolding right before my eyes. I lifted Kaoru into the air and brought him back down to cradle him once more.

"He's adorable!" I cried.

"This fight reminds me of when Rosa shot herself because her husband Eduardo found out that she was cheating on him with another man..." Sasori mumbled.

I gave him a weird look, "Since when do you watch Spanish soap operas?"

"Long story."

"Shorten it." I demanded impatiently.

he groaned, "One time when I was visiting Chiyo-baa, i woke up and the TV was on the Spanish soap opera channel thing and i couldn't find the remote so i watched it and... it kinda became a weekly thing..."

"Somebody needs a life." I replied. He scooped Kaoru out of my arms and sat him down on his lap.

"There are so many things I could say about you."

I snatched Kaoru out of his arms, "I could say twice as many about you."

"Hey!" He said as he took him back. I growled and tried to grabbed him back but Sasori was preventing me from doing so. Kaoru began to cry; Sasori and I looked at the child as if we had never seen such a thing before.

"Gomen Kaoru-chan!" I cried as I stole him back from Sasori and cradled him again. As I tried to hush his cries I saw Sasori glance over at his parents, who, were clearly still fighting. Konan cleared her throat as she entered the room. Kira whipped her head over to look at her.

"Is she okay?" She shouted.

"There wasn't anything wrong with her in the first place. But, Kira, I need to talk to you."

She shrugged, "Okay."

"In private." Konan growled. Kira stood up slowly and followed Konan out of the room.

"Whose she talking about?" I asked.

"Sasori didn't tell you, hm?"

"Ah, gomen, must've slipped my mind..."

Deidara sighed, "Kira had twins, yeah."

"Sasori! How could you forget something that important?"

"Konan said there was something wrong with her, I didn't want you to be sad if she... died."

I sighed and handed Kaoru to Deidara. I then turned to look at Sasori, "Who are you and what the hell have you done with my Sasori-chan?"

"I'm me, idiot."

"The Sasori I love wouldn't 'lie to protect me.' He knows that I'm strong and that I can handle it! I'm not a child Sasori!"

"I know your not a child, even if you look like one..." He pulled me back onto the couch and whispered into my ear, "But I love you very much-"

"Your breath smells like sake. Have you been drinking?"

He ignored my question and continued, "And I want to protect you."

"And our baby."

"I told you, I'm not saying its my kid until I know for sure." He stated stubbornly.

"When that child has red hair, I'll have been right."

"And Deidara will owe me $100,"

"You idiots made a bet on my child?"

"No, we made a bet about whether or not I could get women pregnant."

"So you did this for money?" I screamed.

"No-"

"How many other women did you have sex with?"

"Non-"

I broke free of his grasp and stood up, "What the hell Sasori? I-"

He stood up and grabbed me by the shoulders, "Will you shut up and listen to me?" I gritted my teeth in frustration and blinked away the tears that were forming in my eyes. He sighed, "I didn't get you pregnant for money. I was only reminded of the bet this morning by Deidara-"

"When was this bet made?"

"Just before you joined the Akatsuki."

"Did-"

"No. I wouldn't have sex with any other women for that little amount of money."

"Then-"

"I had already forgotten about the bet when I met you. Will you stop pretending that you think that I don't care?" he wrapped his arms around me, "Baka..." he scolded.

"I'm sorry..."

Review pwease? Reviews are my drugs and they always make my day better. Haha. I'd like to thank Sasukekira-lover(is that her username? xD) or as I call her, onee-san, for writing me a new summaryy. (: love ya sissy.