Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hunter x Hunter or its characters :P Togashi does :3

Author's Note: Hey guys~ new chappie in which certain people are a little tipsy~~ XP Enjoy ;)

Killu2cool4u: YOOOOOOO WAAZZAAPPPPP

JajankenGUU: Etto... Killua? Are you okay? o.o

Killu2cool4u: WHADDAYA MEAN OKAYYY? IM FEELIN' TEEERRRRIFFICCCCC

SpidersUcKuruta: ... He's drunk.

JajankenGUU: NANI? KILLUA! Why are you drunk? What did you do? :O

Killu2cool4u: DRUNK MY ARSE! IM JUST FIIIIINE AND DANDYY

HandsomeDudecometomesexyladies: Yup he's definitely drunk.

JajankenGUU: Oh no! What do we do? ;A;

HandsomeDudecometomesexyladies: Don't worry kid. You just won't be seeing him tomorrow. He'd be at home nursing a bad hangover.

JajankenGUU: O.O

Killu2cool4u: OIIII OIII OIIIIIIIII DONT YOU DARE IGNOREE MEEEE

Killu2cool4u: I WANT SOME CHOCOLATES NOWWWW2EDVF

Killu2cool4u: NOOOOOOWWWW

JajankenGUU: Ano... Killua? Maybe it would be better if you just took a nap...

Killu2cool4u: NO WAYYYYY IM A PARTY ANIMAL YA KNOWWW I CANT SLEEP RIGHT NOW ITS ONLY 1PM WHAT CAN HAPPEN

NenThreadSpider: Kid, it's 1 AM not PM. And what are all of you doing awake at such an unearthly hour.

JajankenGUU: Machi-san! Killua is drunk... D:

NenThreadSpider: I can tell. And I don't give a shit. I'm going to bed.

BungeeGumJoker: D'AWWWWWW WE JUZ GOT DA PARTEHHH STARTEDDDDD

JajankenGUU: EHHHH? HISOKA? YOU'RE DRUNK TOO?

BungeeGumJoker: MACHIIIII COME BACK~~~ I LOVE YOUUUUU

SpidersUcKuruta: Hisoka's gonna get it when Machi sees this.

BungeeGumJoker: WHOOO SAYS IM DRUNK I AINT DRUNK GO TA HELL

AssassinForHire: Kill, what did I say about limiting your chocolate intake? Alcohol was used to make those.

Killu2cool4u: I DONTT CAAARREEEEEEEEEE THEY WERE TASTY AS SHIT

HandsomeDudecometomesexyladies: If they were tasty as shit, then why did you still eat them? -.-

BungeeGumJoker: AWWWHHHH ILLUMEHH IS HEREEEEE LEZ JOIN DA PARTEH ILLUMEHHH

AssassinForHire: Hisoka, you were not invited and yet you showed up at our estate. Worse still, you got yourself drunk as hell.

BungeeGumGOTYOASSSTUCK: WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? SIT ON MEEEHHHH? HAHAHAHAHAHA

AssassinForHire: And I am pretty sure you haven't left our house yet, where the heck did you hide yourself.

BungeeGumGOTYOASSSTUCK: YOULL NEVER FIND MEEEEE MWAHAHAHAHAH

Killu2cool4u: HEEESOKAHH I WANT CHOCOLATES GIMME SOME MOREEEEE

JajankenGUU: EHHHH? Wait a sec, Illumi-san, you guys had a party of some sort? And Killua and Hisoka got DRUNK?

SpidersUcKuruta: That is usually the case, Gon. Get used to it... These people are crazy.

BungeeGumGOTYOASSSTUCK: OKAY BUT FIRST I DARE YOU TO BRAID ILLUMIS HAIR INTO TWO PLAITS HAAAAAA

Killu2cool4u: NO PROBLEM BUT I DEMAND ANOTHER 50 CHOCS WHEN IM DONE DEAL?/

BungeeGumGOTYOASSSTUCK: FINE BY MEHH

AssassinForHire: You guys have some serious issues.

((17 minutes later))

AssassinForHire: Hisoka, we just got that ceiling repainted 2 days ago and then you went and stuck your sorry ass up there. What the heck is wrong with you?

HandsomeDudecometomesexyladies: Everything.

BungeeGumGOTYOASSSTUCK: AWWWWHHH ILLUMIIII IT WAS SO FUN UP THERE MY HEAD BECAME RED AND I COULD FEEL BLOOOOODDD :DDDDD

Kiilu2cool4u: HESOKAH! YOU STILL OWE ME 25 CHOCS I BRAIDED ONE SIDE BEFORE ILLUMI UNDID IT. YOU BAD BAD NEE-SAN

AssasinForHire: Unless you want another needle in your brain you had better shut up and go to sleep.

Killu2cool4u: NUUUUU NOT DE NEEEEDDLESSSSS

BungeeGumGOTYOASSSTUCK: IT WAS SO FUN BOUNCING DOWN FROM THE CIELING LIEK DOINK DOINK DOIIINKKKK BUNGEE GUM DA BEST

AssassinForHire: Hisoka get your arse out of my house or I. Will. Kill. You.

ComputerWhiz: Holy cow.

ComputerWhiz: Should I get Danchou?

ComputerWhiz: Machi?

DanchouSpidersRule: OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN EVERYONE. TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK, PRESS THE BUTTON BESIDE 'A' LIKE SO SSSSSSSS NO WAIT DANG IT SSSssss ohhhh i got it guys guys

DanchouSpidersRule: did everyone understand? okay altogether now sssssSSSS KAY YAY CAPS BACK ON

DanchouSpidersRule: GUYS?

DanchouSpidersRule: GUYYSSSSSS?

DanchouSpidersRule: WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE MEEEEEE ;A;

DanchouSpidersRule: GODDAMMIT HOW DO YOU TURN IT OFFFFFF UGH EVERY SINGLe time i just ohh i did it yesssss

DanchouSpidersRule: Mission Accomplished as expected from the great Agent Danchou. Danchou, over and out :PPP