Author's Note: Thank you for all the reviews! I'm super happy people enjoy reading these as much as I enjoy writing them! Endless thanks, and here's another chapter! Hope it's just as funny as the other two! Don't want to disappoint! You guys are all amazing!
(By the way, if you'd like to see a cat appear in this, let me know and I'll add them!)
I do not own Warriors. Also, the words in bold are not my own. Characters are a bit OOC.
Kittypets
1. Jake
2. Lionblaze
3. Smudge
4. Hollyleaf
5. Millie
6. Jayfeather
7. Squirrelflight
8. Leafpool
9. Dustpelt
10. Redtail
11. Ravenpaw
12. Rainflower
1) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?
Jake...leaf. A cat named Jakeleaf. Hmm, it's strange, but I think it actually sounds pretty cool. Maybe it's just me?
I'm going to invent a new Clan now. It will be called...KittypetClan! So basically, the Twoleg cats came together and formed a Clan? I don't know, but I'm just going to roll with it.
Leader: Jakepaw, from this moment on, you will be known as Jakeleaf!
Jakeleaf: I am honored.
Dustkestrel, Yellowstorm, Maplefoot, Shimmershine, Dovepelt, Footpelt, Footheart, Foxblack, and Heathermoss: YOU LIKE THAT NAME?
2) Would you consider naming a cat with 2's first name and 3's last name?
Lionsmudge. Well, that's a bit weird to read in the first place, but then it's also really weird in general.
Also of KittypetClan, I think.
Kittypetstar, as I have dubbed him: Lionpaw, from this day on, you shall be known as...Lionsmudge.
Lionsmudge: What? That doesn't even make sense. My fur is completely golden, and I don't have any smudge-like markings!
Kittypetstar: Deal with it.
Dustkestrel, Yellowstorm, Maplefoot, Shimmershine, Dovepelt, Footpelt, Footheart, Foxblack, and Heathermoss: Or you know, you could just join us...
Lionsmudge: Sounds like a plan.
3) Would you make fun of a cat's name (5's first name and 2's last name)?
Millieblaze. Unfortunately I might, but I actually think that is a cool name. Sort of like Billystorm.
Me: What if her name was Milliestorm? Then it rhymes! XD
Kittypetstar: Milliepaw, from this day forth you shall be known as Millieblaze.
Millieblaze: Cool.
Jakeleaf: Join the cats who have weird but decent names.
Dustkestrel, Yellowstorm, Maplefoot, Shimmershine, Dovepelt, Footpelt, Footheart, Foxblack, Heathermoss, and Lionsmudge: You are our enemies.
4) What genre would a story be with a cat's name(1's first name and 5's last name) as the main character?
Jakemillie. Does that even WORK?
Jakeleaf and Millieblaze: That sounds like our ship name.
Me: Or, if you were really uncreative, your kits' names.
Jakeleaf: No, if we named our kits after ourselves they'd be named Leafblaze or Blazeleaf, not Jakemillie. That's awful.
Millieblaze: Who says we're having kits together?
Me: Back to the question, though; I think a cat named Jakemillie would be in a Humor genre.
5) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the clans from dogs?
Jakesmudge.
Millieblaze: Now that sounds like a ship name for Jakeleaf and Lionsmudge.
Jakeleaf: Nah, if we had kits, we'd name them Leafsmudge or Smudgeleaf.
Lionsmudge: JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT A DECENT NAME DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN.
Jakeleaf: Why not? Afraid it will...smudge?
Jakeleaf: *Laughs hysterically*
Me: No. Just stop it.
Millieblaze: And who says that you two are mates?
StarClan Cat: I'm waiting for a prophecy.
Me: Fine. A cat named Jake will tell a bad joke about a smudge.
StarClan Cat: Okay, I can say that was bad this time.
Me: I agree, but I don't know how I could symbolically use the name Jake.
6) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?
Hollyblaze. Like Firestar if he was female, so ginger with green eyes. A fierce warrior.
Hollyblaze: HIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAH!
Millieblaze: You are not a ninja.
Bramblestar: Cats aren't ninjas. That's a Two-leg thing.
Millieblaze: Excuse me, but we are members of KittypetClan.
7) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?
Smudgejake.
Me: *bangs head against tree trunk*
Millieblaze: Sounds like another ship name between -
Me: I KNOW. IT'S GETTING WORSE.
Jakeleaf: Like I said, if Lionsmudge and I had kits together -
Millieblaze: Is that physically possible? We aren't housefolk.
Lionsmudge: STOP RUBBING IT IN, JAKELEAF. JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT A SEMI-DECENT NAME.
Jakeleaf: Why not? Afraid it -
Warriors World: Stop.
8) Could you see 5 and 9 as a pairing?
Millie and Dustpelt. I mean, that's not terrible...it's pretty feasible, too, seeing as Dustpelt and Graystripe are around the same age. It would just be bad, though...because Millie would desert Graystripe, who she traveled with, to be with Dustpelt, likely.
Millie: Hi, Graystripe. I know I traveled all this way with you and it seemed we had something, but Dustpelt is super handsome and I decided I like him better than you.
Dustpelt: What about Ferncloud...?
Millie: What about her?
Dustpelt: And all my other kits...
Millie: What about them?
Dustpelt: My family...
Millie: You mean the family I just murdered.
Graystripe: You know what, Dustpelt? I think it's okay if you're her mate. I'm not sure if she's stable...
Dustpelt: NOOOOOOO! MY FAMILY! WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP MURDERING FERNCLOUD? HOW DOES FERNCLOUD KEEP COMING BACK TO LIFE?
9) If 9 were looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
If a Dustpelt were looking for a mates would he choose Jayfeather or Hollyleaf?
Millie, flexing her claws: Prepare to die. I will defend my mate.
Dustpelt: YOU KILLED FERNCLOUD!
Jayfeather and Hollyleaf: We were just leaving, actually.
Jayfeather: And I'm a medicine cat.
Hollyleaf: And I'm dead.
Dustpelt: So am I, though.
Millie: You'll be deader when I get my paws on you!
Me: Can I choose Millie?
10) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
Jake and Redtail fighting over Squirrelflight.
Jake: SQUIRRELFLIGHT IS MINE! I'M YELLING EVEN THOUGH THIS PUTS ME VERY OUT OF CHARACTER.
Redtail: NO! SQUIRRELFLIGHT IS MINE, SHE TOTALLY LOVES ME MORE.
Jake: WELL, I LOVED HER SO MUCH THAT I STAYED AWAY FROM HER SO SHE COULD HAVE A GREAT LIFE IN THE CLAN!
Redtail: WELL, I LOVED HER SO MUCH THAT I DIED BEFORE I EVEN MET HER!
Sandstorm: Um, guys...
Jake and Redtail continue arguing.
Sandstorm: Firestar, help me.
Firestar, eating popcorn: Nope.
Sandstorm: Where's Dustpelt yelling to stay away when you need him?
Me: Um...Redtail and Jake...you do realize that you are both Squirrelflight's grandfathers?
11) Think of a plot for a love story between 2 and 8.
Between Lionblaze and...Leafpool. Lionblaze and Leadpool. Lionblaze and Leafpool.
Me: Um, no.
StarClan Cat: You have to. It's your destiny.
Me: What do you know about destiny?
Finchkit: More than you think.
Me: I wasn't talking to you. But fine. Fine. Fine. I will do this. But only for amusement. And then I will go and rethink my life.
Me, in a dramatic voice: Leafpool had already broken the warrior code once, and it had been the biggest secret she'd ever kept, and something she didn't want to do ever again. But looking at the golden warrior, the lion who blazed brightly in her heart, she felt nothing but pure love. And when an injury drove the mighty tom to spend moons in the nursery, the two bonded in ways they'd never thought possible. Perhaps, Leafpool thought, it wasn't too late for her, and there was one more secret she could keep...
Bramblestar, who is reading the summary: Why do I keep reading weird stuff like this?
Squirreflight: Where did you learn to read?
Hollyleaf: But Lionblaze and Leafpool are related closely.
Leafpool: I'm assuming this didn't happen.
Lionblaze: Me too.
Me, rethinking my life: I think it did.
12) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
Squirrelflight walks in on Millie and Redtail...
Squirrelflight, to Millie: Okay, first off, Millie, you not only broke up with Graystripe, but you also proceeded to MURDER DUSTPELT'S ENTIRE FAMILY so you could be with him, and once everything had settled, YOU'RE CHEATING ON HIM? You are heartless!
Millie: I swear it wasn't me - something else made me do it - I swear.
Squirreflight: Sure.
Squirrelflight, to Redtail: Secondly, Granddad or whatever, you were just fighting over me, so love must be fickle for you. And you know Millie's with Dustpelt, so paws off! And you're dead! How are you here?
Redtail, to Millie: Wait, I thought you were Millieblaze.
Millieblaze: I'm right here.
Squirrelflight and Millie: Who are you?
Millieblaze: Someone who isn't in the actual series.
Squirrelflight: Wait, are you dating Redtail?
Millieblaze: No.
Jaketail: She's dating me.
Millieblaze: No.
Squirrelflight: This is weird. Let's pretend this didn't happen.
Everyone else: Let's.
13) Would 4 rather make out with 3 or slap 8?
Would Hollyleaf rather make out with Smudge or slap Leafpool.
Hollyleaf, slapping Leafpool: HOW DARE YOU LIE TO US ABOUT OUR PARENTAGE AND OUR LIVES AND EVERYTHING YOU DID AND I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I JUST HAD TO SLAP YOU BECAUSE SMUDGE IS FIRESTAR'S FRIEND AND FIRESTAR DIDN'T LIE TO US AND SMUDGE IS A KITTYPET AND I'm sorry I slapped you but I don't want to kiss Smudge but I'm still very angry at you Leafpool how could you lie to us okay I get it was to protect your position as medicine cat because you broke the warrior code ...
Me: Wow. Not only was that very out of character...
Leafpool: But that hurt a lot!
Smudge: You're Firestar's granddaughter?
14) Has there ever been a Fanfic about 1 and 2?
Jake and Lionblaze.
Me: Like, one where Lionblaze goes back and time and meets Jake or something? Or vice versa? Because otherwise, no, and definitely not romantically.
Lionblaze: Besides, you're my great-grandfather.
Jake: Didn't stop me before.
Squirrelflight: STAY AWAY FROM ME.
Leafpool: Besides, I thought Lionblaze and I were romantically involved?
Lionblaze: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY?
15) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
Jayfeather and Leafpool.
Leafpool: Okay, I guess he works too.
Jayfeather: I'm a medicine cat! You're a medicine cat! We're both medicine cats! AND YOU'RE MY MOTHER!
Me: Yes, I know. But their kits would probably be gray and tannish gold, with maybe some black and ginger, because they'd be related to Crowfeather and Firestar...let's just end there, shall we?
16) What is a pickup line 4 would use on 7?
What pickup line would Hollyleaf use on Squirrelflight?
Lionblaze: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY?
Squirrelflight: We may be the only sane ones...
Hollyleaf: Um...hey, you aren't Leafpool, but you also lied to me, Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: Okay, that wasn't bad. I don't even think that was a pickup line.
Hollyleaf: But that's okay! I find liars attractive!
Squirrelflight: I spoke way too soon.
Fallen Leaves: I find it hard to believe that you find liars attractive, Hollyleaf.
17) If 3 and 6 got into a fight, who would 8 side with?
If Smudge and Jayfeather got into a fight, who would Leafpool side with?
Leafpool: Seeing as I don't know who Smudge is, and as Jayfeather is the father to my kits, I'd choose Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: THAT WAS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION, LEAFPOOL. WE DID NOT ACTUALLY HAVE KITS.
Leafpool: You're so hot when you're angry.
Jayfeather: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHH.
Squirrelflight: I make an amendment to one of my previous statements: Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Sandstorm, Firestar, and I are the only sane ones in this family.
18) Have you ever read a 6/10 before?
Jayfeather/Redtail.
Squirrelflight: I may be wrong again.
Jayfeather: It's definitely Redtail who decided to date.
Squirreflight: SO YOU'RE DATING?
Jayfeather: He's really nice.
Squirreflight, to the only sane ones in her family: We've lost another one.
Me: And no, I have not read a Jayfeather/Redtail fanfiction.
19) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Hollyleaf?
Me: No. I don't think she's hot. Just cute in a cat way.
Hollyleaf: That's okay. So long as Squirrelflight thinks I'm hot, then I'm okay.
Squirrelflight: I think I'll run away and join WindClan.
20) What would happen if 7 and 8 started going out?
If Squirrelflight and Leaf - I shouldn't finish this sentence.
Squirrelflight: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE ME ALONE!
Leafpool: Hmm, I think I'll stick with Jayfeather and our kits.
Jayfeather: No, we don't have kits, that was a hypothetical question, and I'm with Redtail...
Lionblaze: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY?
21) Do you recall any fanfics about 9?
About Dustpelt.
Me: Of course there are fanfictions about Dustpelt.
Millie: Me and Dustpelt, right?
Dustpelt: No.
Me: No. And if there are, I don't think you murdered Dustpelt's family.
Millie: Nonsense. I'm Dustpelt's family now.
Dustpelt: StarClan, why?
Lionblaze and Squirrelflight: Don't worry. Our family's crazy too.
22) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Would Lionblaze and Jayfea...ahem, would Lionblaze and Jayfea...nope, I can't say it.
Me: WHY CRUEL WORLD DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
Squirreflight: And now we've lost Lionblaze.
Jayfeather: Lionblaze, I'm not interested.
Lionblaze: Is it because of Redtail? Don't worry, I'll take care of him.
Dustpelt: NOOO! He's turning into Millie!
Redtail: I'm already dead...
Lionblaze: StarClan can die again.
Squirreflight: I'm so sad right now. I think I really will go and join WindClan. Maybe they're less crazy.
23) 5/9 or 5/10?
Millie and Dustpelt or Millie and Redtail?
Millie: Dustpelt.
Redtail: I'm with Jayfeather.
Dustpelt: StarClan save me.
Me: I don't have a preference. I guess Millie/Dustpelt makes more sense, but I don't really see her with either tom.
Millie: You take that back. Dustpelt and I were meant to be!
Dustpelt: Sure, only after you MURDERED MY ENTIRE FAMILY.
24) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?
If Squirrelflight walks in on Lionblaze and Leafpool kissing.
Squirrelflight: HOW DARE YOU INTRUDE ON WINDCLAN TERRITORY!
Me: Wait, you joined WindClan?
Squirrelflight: Yes. Yes I did.
Lionblaze: Leafpool, I laughed when I first saw that summary for a romantic fanfiction between the two of us - but now I see how correct that author was! Without you, I would surely have been incapacitated for life, after that wound inflicted upon me by Jayfeather when I tried to romance him.
Leafpool: Oh, my son, my love, I'm so proud of everything that you have become! We were both so misunderstood, lost in love, grieving when we ourselves could not find someone to share our lives with, but now we have found each other.
Squirrelflight: This is a hundred different kinds of wrong and weird. I'm just going to leave.
Me: Why are Lionblaze and Leafpool talking so weirdly?
Also Me: Apparently rethinking my life didn't work.
25) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.
A Smudge/Redtail fanfic.
Jayfeather: I am so disappointed in Redtail right now.
Redtail: I'm sorry. I'm not into blind cats.
Jayfeather: I am personally offended.
Redtail: I can see that.
Jayfeather: WELL I CAN'T!
Me: HAHA.
Jayfeather: That wasn't funny.
Jaketail: How come you laughed at his joke and not mine?
Me, in a dramatic voice: Smudge was always curious about Rusty, his kittypet friend who'd left home and joined a clan of wildcats. And as time passed and Smudge grew tired of the ways of kittypet life, he decided to go into the forest to see just what had convinced Rusty to leave. And when he saw the magnificent ginger tom, Smudge knew exactly why.
Firestar: But Redtail died before I even came to the Clan. How could he be there?
Redtail: SHHHH FIRESTAR IT'S FANFICTION ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
Squirrelflight: Based on what's happened so far in this chapter, I'm not sure I'm a fan of fanfiction.
26) What trait would a cat with 4's last name and 7's last name have?
Leafflight.
I like it, except for the double 'f'.
Bramblestar: Please, StarClan, grant Leafpaw a good name, one that she can carry with honor!
StarClan Cat: Her name will be Leafflight.
Bramblestar: Leafflight. Can you change it to Leaflight instead, so there's no double 'f'?
StarClan Cat: Cats cannot read or write, so no one will know.
Bramblestar: I can read and write so I will know.
Leafpaw: Are you going to start the ceremony?
Bramblestar: Of course. Leafpaw, from this day on, you will be known as Leafflight, because you are small and fast, quick on your feet like a bird in flight.
Leafflight: Was that a prophecy?
Bramblestar: No. That was a trait a cat with your name would have.
27) 4/8 or 4/3?
Hollyleaf/Leafpool or Hollyleaf/Smudge?
Leafpool: Hollyleaf! I knew you loved me!
Hollyleaf: But Squirreflight!
Leafpool: Forget about her! She ran off traitorously and joined WindClan! Why go after her, when I'm here waiting?
Lionblaze: YOU LEFT ME, LEAFPOOL!
Leafpool: Forget you, we were never anything!
Squirrelflight: Contrary to popular belief.
Hollyleaf: You came back!
Squirrelflight: And now I'm gone.
28) 9 and 5 got into a fight who would 8 side with?
Dustpelt and Millie got into a fight. Who would Leafpool side with?
Millie: Why am I fighting with the love of my life?
Duspelt: I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU KILLED FERNCLOUD AND ALL MY KITS!
Millie: That's just silly. There's no need to get angry over that.
Leafpool: To be honest, Millie, that makes no logical sense, I'm kind of scared of you, so Dustpelt wins.
29) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?
Leafpool.
Me: I'd use my fabulous song that I totally just made up called Secrets and Decisions.
Leafpool: How does it go?
Me: Um...ran away to be with the one I loved. But this was going against the stars up above. Came back, lost everything. Secrets and decisions control everything. Sure. That sounds great.
Leafpool: Well then.
30) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
A Jake/Jayfeather/Rainflower fanfiction.
Warning: Story does not exist.
31) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?
A pickup line that Redtail uses on Lionblaze.
Redtail: Hey! You're a warrior lion that blazes in battle.
Me: These pickup lines are getting worse and worse.
Lionblaze: Well, Leafpool broke my heart, so I'm single.
Jayfeather: Whatever. I don't care anymore. Redtail cheated on me, so he's all yours.
32) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted,7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!
Jake and Squirrelflight are in a happy relationship until Millie runs off with Lionblaze. (Squirrelflight: I hate this fanfiction so much. Jake: Yes! REDTAIL I WON OUR ARGUMENT. Millie: I would never do that! I am in love with Duspelt! Lionblaze: Yeah, and I'm in love with Redtail! Squirrelflight: YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT WAS WRONG WITH OUR FAMILY EARLIER!)
After Jake dumps Squirrelflight for Rainflower, Jayfeather gets upset and retaliates by dating Rainflower. (Squirrelflight: Thank StarClan this happened. Rainflower: I finally appeared. Jake: Darn, I lost the argument. Jayfeather: I think I'm done dating. Don't know why I was doing it in the first place, seeing as I'm a medicine cat, but this author is just strange and things progressed from there...)
Alone and broken-hearted, Squirrelflight travels in search of a friend. (Squirrelflight: SEE YOU GUYS? SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME? I AM ALONE AND BROKEN-HEARTED BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THIS CHAPTER.)
Finally, she meets Redtail and Lionblaze. (Squirrelflight: NOOOOOOO. Redtail: Hello, Lionblaze. Lionblaze: Hello. That's convenient that you met the two of us together.)
The three loners meet Hollyleaf, who tells each of them to look for love. (Squirrelflight: No. Don't tell us that. My family has tried looking for love, and look where it has landed us. Leafpool: Good advice, Hollyleaf. I'm so proud of you! Hollyleaf: Squirrelflight didn't like my advice. I'm so sad now. Leafpool: You don't need her!)
Redtail finds Leafpool, Lionblaze gets Dustpelt...(Lionblaze: We're over, Redtail. Redtail: No! This isn't actually real! Squirrelflight: That was fast. Leafpool: Hello, Redtail! Hollyleaf: You clearly didn't love me. Dustpelt: I'd almost prefer Millie... Millie: STAY AWAY FROM DUSTPELT!)
...but now Jake is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Smudge and Ravenpaw. (Jake: Okay then. Smudge: So Redtail and I were never together, then? Lionblaze: Nope. Redtail's dating nobody. He betrayed us all. Redtail: I DIDN'T BETRAY YOU! Ravenpaw: Well, I finally appeared. And then I disappeared. Me: Kind of like in the books, no offense.)
33) What trait would a cat with 4's last name and 7's last name have?
So, Leaffeather. OMSC, stop with the double 'f'!
Bramblestar: StarClan, we have another apprentice named Leafpaw because none of our parents are feeling very creative. Please give her a good name so she doesn't join the weird cult.
StarClan Cat: HAHAHAHA a good name! I can totally do that. She will be called Leaffeather.
Bramblestar: That's a great name! But we encounter the same problem as we did with Leafflight.
StarClan Cat: Leafflight liked her name, so I have no problem.
Bramblestar: Fine. Leafpaw, from this moment on, you will be named Leaffeather, because your fur is soft and light like a feather.
Leaffeather: Is that a prophecy?
Bramblestar: No! That's your trait!
34) 4/8 or 4/3?
So, Hollyleaf and Leafpool - no, maybe the other will be better? Hollyleaf and Smudge.
Me: Hollyleaf and Smudge.
Leafpool: No, Hollyleaf and Leafpool.
Hollyleaf: Hollyleaf and Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: Squirrelflight and nobody.
Smudge: Smudge and Redtail.
Redtail: Redtail and Lionblaze.
Lionblaze: Lionblaze and nobody.
Me: I see we all have different opinions.
35) 11 and 3 got into a fight who would 9 side with?
Redtail and Smudge got into a fight. Who would Dustpelt side with?
Dustpelt: Redtail, because he was my mentor.
Redtail: Thank you, Dustpelt.
Dustpelt: You're welcome.
Smudge: REDTAIL FOUGHT WITH ME THAT MEANS HE LOVES ME I'M SO HAPPY.
36) What would a good prophecy be for a cat with 11's first name and 5's last name?
Ravenmillie.
Ravenmillie: I already know I'm joining the weird cult.
All leaders: NOOOOOOOO!
Dustkestrel, Yellowstorm, Maplefoot, Shimmershine, Dovepelt, Footpelt, Footheart, Foxblack, Heathermoss, Lionsmudge, and Ravenmillie: YESSSSSS!
Me: So, for the prophecy? Um, a raven will fly and Millie will chase it.
Millie: I will?
Me: That sounds like a prophecy for Millie, not Ravenmillie.
37) If 3 found out 11 was a relation, how would 3 react?
Smudge is related to Ravenpaw.
Ravenpaw: Okay. I don't get how that's possible. But it's not crazy...
Smudge: I joined ThunderClan, so therefore maybe we are related.
Ravenpaw: Just because you joined ThunderClan doesn't mean we're related.
38) What type of story is one with 1's ending and 4's beginning?
So...Jakeholly. Not as good as Jakeleaf.
Jakeleaf: Of course it isn't; I'm just fabulous.
Jakeholly: I hate the world.
Me: Horror, because Jakeholly murders Jakeleaf.
Jakeleaf: HEY!
Jakeholly: I like it.
Author's Note: Wow! I am so thankful for all the kind reviews! I'm so glad that people enjoy reading this! Sorry this took forever to update...and if you read any of my other fanfictions, I apologize for not updating them...I'M FEELING WEIRDLY LAZY. That is my totally legitimate excuse.
So...yeah. Another chapter thing. If you'd like to see any cats, even your OC's, please let me know! I haven't gotten very many requests, which I guess is okay but I'd really like some suggestions for cats and questions!
Emojiswagger123: Flad you loved Dustpelt and thought he was funny! I loved writing his lines - honestly, this entire thing, gro, Millie to Swiftbreeze to defending his kits is making me feel bad for him. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Unicorn brownies: Glad you enjoyed! And of course you're the same unicorn - the fabulous awesome one! Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Remained unnamed: NOOOOOOOO! Don't die! I may be evil but I had not intended any casualties...but to make up for your possible death, chapter 4 has arrived! Thanks for reading and reviewing!
jadewolf334: I agree, that was pretty weird. So was this chapter though. I'm cringing reading what I've written. Thanks for the suggestion using the kittypet names! It certainly made for some interesting names. I do like Millieblaze though. Lionsmudge, on the other hand...yes, like SnowfurxSandgorse, HeatherstarxBrokenstar is something that probably only exists here...but I agree, they're kind of amusing! I'm glad you find this amusing! And thanks! Sorry I haven't updated my others recently, but I'm going to try to do it soon. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Pancake Unicorn: Even though you prefer story stories, I'm glad you gave this a try and liked it! And thanks for the compliment! Ah yes, poor Snowfur, Sandgorse just won't leave her alone...but I'm glad you find it funny! And thanks for another compliment! I really appreciate them! And diversity's good, right? Glad Dustpelt was funny and I hoped you enjoyed the parts with Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, and Lionblaze. It got pretty weird...and I'll try to update my other fanfictions ASAP. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
SongofThunder: YES! I'm so glad you and your family (brother) loves this! Quite a compliment! I will definitely make more of these - they're fun to write! I'll make sure to include more - foot names. It's good to know that Footheart and Footpelt were funny. And thanks for letting me know that you wrote a story like this - now I'm going to go read it when I get the chance! Can't wait to see what you've written, and I'm glad people like this idea! Thanks for reading and reviewing!