A/N This is my second Fanfiction.I don't own Tekken… yet… (EVIL LAUGH)
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Today's episode: By popular demand (one person requested it in their review), the Ganryu case of Pedophile.
Let us start where the investigation began- with the young Michelle Chang. It is the end of the first Tekken tournament, and 53 kilogram Michelle is face-to-face with then 125 kilogram Ganryu (later, sources leak that his weight was four times that number, but it was decreased through bribery and threatening of a body slam (shudder).
It wasn't until after Michelle opened a Native American can of whoop-ass on him that he decided, knocked to the ground, that he liked that little she-devil that was beating the fat out of him. Please note that in Tekken, Michelle is 18. Michelle made it high into Tekken, but then found out that the "Mishima" that she wanted revenge for was gone. So she went home. Ganryu is 32 at the time.
By now you're thinking "What the hell? A 32 year old sumo wrestler hitting on some 18 year old?" It gets worse.
According to math, Michelle adopted Julia when she is 19 after finding her abandoned in the desert.
Another year later, Tekken 2 is announced. Ganryu is employed by Kazuya Mishima. He wishes to impress Julia... I mean Michelle. He is now 34. His attempts fail. Michelle is 20. Tekken 3. Julia is 18 and pretty hot. Michelle is now in her thirties. Ganyru is too old, period. About 50. And he is still interested in Michelle (give it up, man) and now Julia. A disturbing plot in the making? Possible. In the world of Tekken, anything is possible. I mean, Nina has been 22 for eighteen years. Jinpachi is a hundred fifty or something, and, aside from the monstrous appearance, he's looking pretty healthy (it's not like he's gonna poof into sand, right?) But does 52 year old sumo wrestler Ganryu stand a chance? Viewers, you decide.
This episode was written in honor of our two-hundreth hit, but now its 265 hits. There will be another chapter soon. And that, ladies and gentlemen, will be the final chapter until the sequel. Yes. I want a sequel!