A/N: I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while. I think I have writer's parallelogram-
Pikachu: It's writer's block.
Piplup: What the heck is that?
Pikachu: When a writer cannot produce any new works.
Piplup: He can, partially.
Whatever. Anyways, I have school. And I'm busy everyday. And I play 3 instruments, and etc. But sit back and enjoy the story.
Chapter 22 - Pop
Pop. A message popped up on a online chatting service Pikachu was chatting on. Pikachu was annoyed about the "pop" every message made when it appeared. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!" screamed Pikachu.
"I want popcorn but I don't have money to buy it!" said Pikachu.
Chapter 23 - Computers
Pikachu was working at a computer store, when he came across a problem. One of the programs on a computer wasn't working when a person clicked on it.
"Hey, can you go execute that-" said a staff member, interrupted.
"Sure. Execute." said Pikachu.
5 minutes later, Pikachu came back with a dead body, with a knife stabbed through the heart.
"Executed." said Pikachu.
Chapter 24 - Skipping 101
Pikachu is sitting on a bench.
"Do you know how many times your heart beats per minute?" asked Pikachu.
"No, why?" replied Piplup.
"Because you just made mine skip a beat!" said Pikachu.
Piplup slapped Pikachu hard on the face.
Chapter 25 - Discoverer
Piplup and Pikachu were in a store that sells maps, when suddenly Pikachu thought of a question.
"I WONDER WHO DISCOVERED AFRICA!" screamed Pikachu.
The sudden scream shocked Piplup, which caused Piplup to fall back.
Piplup's hand landed on a map of Africa.
"So you did!" said Pikachu.
Piplup face palmed.
Chapter 26 - Nachos
Pikachu bought Nacho cheese and sat down. Piplup wanted some, but Pikachu wouldn't let her.
"WHY DON'T YOU GIMME THE NACHOS?" screamed Piplup.
"Because it's na-cho cheese!" replied Pikachu.
"Ah." sighed Piplup.
Chapter 27 - What?
Pikachu and Piplup were walking across the street, when suddenly they see a paper bag. The paper bag flies around, hits a pole, gets driven over by a car, falls into the ocean, and is swallowed by a whale shark.
"What just happened?" said Pikachu.
"I have no idea." said Piplup.
Chapter 28 - Bidoof
Pikachu and Piplup were bored. They started teasing each other.
"You're a bidoof!" said Pikachu.
"Well, you're a slowpoke!" screamed Piplup.
"YOU'RE A MAGIKARP!" replied Pikachu.
"YOU'RE A FEEBAS!" screamed Piplup.
"YOU'RE A BIDOOF-MAGIKARP-FEEBAS!" screamed Pikachu.
Piplup stared at Pikachu.
"You didn't have to be that serious." said Piplup.
Chapter 29 - KFC
Pikachu and Piplup were in thier house, when suddenly they became hungry.
"I want Kanto Fried Chicken." sighed Pikachu.
"We're in Unova though." said Piplup.
"NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Pikachu.
Chapter 30 - Pikachu's Tips
"Did you know there are more people killing sharks than sharks killing people?" said Pikachu.
"Give a Pokemon tip for once!" replied Piplup.
"Fine. Next time." said Pikachu.
A/N: I have lost all my creativity and humor. R&R&R&R&R&R&R. Constructive criticism only. And I am still only a beginner fanfiction writer.