"Sure! Hop on!" Aang said cheerfully to the blonde orphan stranger he just met a few minutes ago.
"Are you sure?" Katara asked. "We've been picking up a lot of hitchhikers. I don't think that Appa can take much more of this. And if Princess Sparkle Queeny Majesty Alexandria Ruby III has been an orphan for that long, why wouldn't she be able to take care of herself without us?"
It was true. According to Princess Sparkle Queeny Majesty Alexandria Ruby III, Queen Sparkle Queeny Majesty Alexandria Ruby II was queen (duh) of a now extinct clan and was killed by the fire nation because they were big jerks. King Glitter Princey Royalness Alexander Emerald II met the same fate as Queen Sparkle Queeny Majesty Alexandria Ruby II, and so did Prince Glitter Princey Royalness Alexander Emerald III, leaving Princess Sparkle Queeny Majesty Alexandria Ruby III an orphan bacause of the fire nation jerks.
"Well, she can teach me earthbending since Toph spontaeneously disappeared!" Aang replied. "And Princess Sparkle Queeny Majesty Alexandria Ruby III says that she won't live for much longer if the fire nation jerks find her and kill her for no reason whatsoever because they're big jerks. Besides, we don't have that many new people in our gAang."
"But we have 12 earthbending teachers, 52 firebending teachers, 34 long lost air nomads, 7 pets, 46 non-bending friends, 22 princesses, 18 princes, 33 pairs twins seperated from birth, 21 love interests for you, 34 love interests of mine, Iroh, Zuko, Suki, Ty Lee, that foaming mouth guy from Kyoshi Island, and 5 of Sokka's girlfriends."
"I have no problem with that last part!" Sokka commented, clearly enjoying the back massage he was getting from his 5 girlfriends.
