Hinata was walking with Daniel's sexy hand in her tiny hand that looked kinda like the hand of that coach who was timing that race in Free!. She liked Daniel's sweet aura and she was especially jealous of the necklace that had the kanji for turnip.

"Hinata, I'm so sorry that my stale pretzel made you fart," said Daniel. "I hope that you are better than yesterday."

Hinata felt so happy that someone showed more care towards her than a blind girl towards a painting that would unlock her soul by touching her heart because the paint was made by someone who had never before had seen a naked woman. She liked Daniel's Norwegian accent and thought that he was really sexy and wondered how Naruto would react if she kissed him in front of the other.

"So why are you here in Konoha and not in somewhere in Tokyo or another large city?" asked Hinata out of curiosity.

"Well, I lie in a small area in Norway and I love the nature, so I found this place and so far, I'm not disappointed," said Daniel with a sweet smile. "The area is a lot colder than I expected. Is it usually this cold here?"

"No, it isn't," said Hinata. "I was just telling my friend Sakura, the girl with the pink hair in my class, that this weather is not normal at all. It's usually at least 59 F (15 C) here. But I'm a bit glad that's not really hot. Still, it is very unusual to see snow this time of year."

"Same, even in Norway," said Daniel. "I remember the first time I went to see my other relatives in Oslo and my sister farted when we were eating some herring and I swore it was the nastiest thing to ever exist. But I think yours was a bit nastier, but it's okay because everyone farts!"

Hinata smiled at what he said and he then added,

"Watch this." He clenched both of his fists and he farted at about 91 decibels. It was nowhere near as loud as the loudest ones that Hinata had last night, but it was definitely loud enough to get the attention of a lot people who were walking by. Hinata blushed with embarrassment and said,

"You're embarrassing me, nigga! Also, do you have anything to contribute to the Swedish cultural festival?"

"Yes, I do. I am gonna talk about the music group ABBA because one of their members is from Norway and I can talk about it better."

"That's so kinky, dush!" said Hinata as she smiled at the other. "I made a pie and a fish soup. I hope you like it."

"I'm sure I will, because as kind as you are, it will be lovely!"

"Oh my gosh, Daniel, you are embarrassing me!" admitted Hinata as she giggled. "But do go on."

The two of them resumed talking and they soon reached the auditorium that the festival was being held at. Hinata was amazed at all the shit that was there; there were Swedish flags, traditional Swedish clothing, and the food, of course. And then you saw Sakura with her dad's luxury Swedish car. Someone else had a Saab despite the fact they no longer were manufactured and then you had some other stuff like blonde wigs. There were a lot of candles and other stuff that was very interesting, like viking culture and stuff.

Jiraiya approached the stage and said to the group while using a microphone that you could've sworn that he got with a coupon at Best Buy,

"We are very pleased to be holding our very first Swedish Cultural Festival and we hope you niggas learn something from this country that was randomly selected out of a hat. The hat that we used was actually purchased at a gas station from my cousin who lives in Tulsa and that nigga mailed it to me."

The audience began to boo at that old nigga's story and someone threw a Swedish candle at him and knocked him over. Daniel went over to Hinata and said,

"I'm going over to my kinky ABBA stand. You can come talk to me there if you want."

Hinata smiled gently and then nodded. "I will, Daniel-kun. I'm going to look around."

"Have fun!" he said as he farted a bit more quietly, more like around 84 decibels. The sound was drowned in the sound of the people nearby but it still smelt bad. Hinata went over and saw that someone was tasting her pie on a plate.

"I wanna hug the nigga who made this!" said someone she never met. She felt a bit flattered at what he said, and went up to him and said,

"Thanks, nigga. I'm the one who made it!"

The guy immediately looked at Hinata as if she shot the person who killed O-ren Ishii and said, "Holy shit, you're the girl that everyone is talking about!" He took his cell phone out and took a photo and uploaded it to snap chap saying, "Look at this farting nigga!"

Hinata snatched his phone and broke it and then punched him in the face. "You stupid nigga! I bet your mom used her whore money to get you that phone!" She then kicked the guy and the guy moaned before getting up. He then walked out of the building groaning in pain.

Hinata sighed and then went over to the food. There were a lot of interesting foods such as salmon, herring, meatballs, pork, blueberry tarts, and other stuff she wasn't entirely sure about. She grabbed one of the tarts and then walked over to Sakura and saw her talking about her dad's Volvo and all the cool features it had and whatnot.

Hinata took a bite of the blueberry tart and it was really good. Sakura said,

"Nigga, do you wanna get in the car?"

"Yes! I've always wanted to sit inside of a Volvo! And a Lincoln Town Car!"

Sakura opened the door for Hinata and Sakura got in the driver's side. That feeling returned. It was coming back.

"No, no, no, no!" shouted Hinata, causing the other people around her to look at her in amazement. She then released a fart of about 115 decibels, and it was so loud that a lot of people flinched in fright and dropped whatever they were carrying.

"OUCH! MY ASSHOLE!" shouting Hinata once again as she had begun sobbing as the throbbing burn of her anus was too much.