Hi it's me again! I was suggested to add that I am in eighth grade. I know I only just was allowed to watch the show (gotta love Netflix). Anyway Thanks to my one reviewer! You know who you are, probably because you're the only one reading this, but anyway here we go.
My shirt off. His shirt off. Our bodies pressed up against each other. I was in big trouble.
"Gabrielle, I need your help with… oh" Xena gasped wide eyed, staring at me and Joxer.
"Xena!" I yelled.
"Gabi!" Joxer yelled trying to cover me up.
"Save it Joxer!" barked Xena, "There's no way I'm letting this happen."
"Well, there's nuttin' you can do. We're married!" Joxer exclaimed.
"No, no, no, no!" Xena murmured wide eyed and staring at me. "Were you drunk or something?"
"no.. I… don't want…. Ugh…. No we are actually married." I tried to signal to her to butt in and get me out of her, but she just looked at me weird and left.
"So where were we?" Joxer asked from below, I felt his fingers at my waistline pulling downward. All I could do was go with it… No I did not just think that!
I did it! With Joxer! Admittedly, thankfully, it wasn't my first time. I mean, I have been married before and all but this was very different. It was weird seeing as I was pretty much unemotional and not really focused. Now everything had returned to normal. Xena and I had been into town and settled a dispute between a shopkeeper and Aphrodite. Then when I came back I had to build the fire and set up camp and cook dinner. Just like any other day. Until three weeks later.
I moaned as the pain jabbed into my abdomen.
"What's wrong Gabrielle? Was it something you ate? I knew that innkeeper was a bad egg, he must've fed us bad meat or something…" She trailed off as another of my shrieks
"No, Xena, I'm late." I said.
"Late?" She looked at me confused.
"You know… late." I said putting a lt of emphasis on it. Finally she got it.
"Joxer… and…" She babbled.
"Yes. That's right. I'm pregnant."
"Joxer?" I yelled. Where could that idiot have gotten.
"Gabrielle, can't talk now Xena has been made temporarily insane by the furies I should save her, be her knight in shining armor." He grinned, I rolled my eyes.
"But, Joxer!" I yelled as he marched off. This was going to be harder than I thought.
LATER THAT NEXT DAY
"Joxer, how do you feel about babies?" I asked, while he hungrily gobbled up morsels of food. He turned to me and said.
"Mell shey schteem oo ee unulee und fiffiult ugkliy ee oont afe em." I looked at him confused, he swallowed saying. "Well they seem to be unruly and difficult luckily we don't have them." I stared at him tears welling in my eyes.
"Oh, well then there's something I need to tell you-" I whined.
"Gabrielle! Joxer! There's something I need to tell you. I've lived this day twice. All this has happened before." She said. Suddenly I dropped asleep.
LATER THAT NEXT DAY
"Joxer, how do you feel about babies?" I asked, while he hungrily gobbled up morsels of food. He turned to me and said.
"Mell shey schteem oo ee unulee und fiffiult ugkliy ee oont afe em." I looked at him confused, he swallowed saying. "Well they seem to be unruly and difficult luckily we don't have them." I stared at him tears welling in my eyes.
"Oh, well then there's something I need to tell you-" I whined.
"Gabrielle! Joxer! There's something I need to tell you. I've lived this day twice. All this has happened before." She said.
"Xena I need to talk to you, I keep trying to tell Joxer but I never seem to be able to." I whimpered to her. She stroked my hair and told me everything would be alright and I slowly drifted to sleep.
LATER THAT NEXT DAY
"Joxer, how do you feel about babies?" I asked, while he hungrily gobbled up morsels of food. He turned to me and said.
"Mell shey schteem oo ee unulee und fiffiult ugkliy ee oont afe em." I looked at him confused, he swallowed saying. "Well they seem to be unruly and difficult luckily we don't have them." I stared at him tears welling in my eyes.
"Gabrielle, just tell him!" Xena screamed to me suddenly she tripped and hit me in the head with a frying pan. I was out like a candle.
LATER THAT NEXT DAY
"Joxer, how do you feel about babies?" I asked, while he hungrily gobbled up morsels of food. He turned to me and said.
"Gabrielle, tell him NOW!" called Xena's voice from far off. Joxer looked at me questioningly.
"Joxer! I'm… I'm pregnant.
Well, there is one heck of a cliffhanger right there. Want it to continue R&R
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