Thanks for the reviews they make me smile! Since this is my first try on a multiple chapter thing I almost gave up...but then I was going through my email and I was like Shit, people like this? How awesome are they? (probably not very to like anything I do :P ) I Also saw some people favrioted me..which is strange because I can't spell. At all.
I will however tell you there is going to be a one-shot for FMA called 'What hurts the most' out it's going to be AlxOC so I guess if you like that, read it... OK...I guess I'll get on to the disclaimer.
Sorry It takes so long, I have writers block all the time..-.-
Plus my freind Emily will be helping me with this so lets go!
Emily: Wait!
What?
Emily: Kiki doesn't own Vampire Knight in any way, shape, or form.
Can't I dream?
Emily- Not when were at Copyright Risk!
...fine, But I do own Alison!
So here I am again, and now that I have gained some form of sanity this can continue.
And...I'm kind of afraid to open my eyes. I mean wouldn't you be?
One minute you being beat/almost raped but your mother's boyfriend and the next your in the woods, bleeding and seeing vaguely familiar people come down with a panic attack and constipation right before your blood-shot eyes!
Magic? Maybe.
A bad tuna fish sandwich for lunch? Plausible
...I'm going with Magic.
Why?
It's obviously the most logical explanation. Duh.
When said vaguely familiar people tell you there names you still don't know who they are and pass out, mumbling something about how awesome the author is? (A.N. Emily-...That didn't happen... Kiki- Shut up...)
That's when you know you went off the deep end.
Actually you know you went off the deep end when your talking to yourself about going off the deep end.
Guess when I went off?
...Now that your done making fun of me going off the deep end I'm going to open my eyes.
Oh look...a wall. Oh and Amay in a hospital bed.
What do you mean who's Amay? In the first chapter I wrote 'Amay, my best friend' how did you not catch that long sentence?
Stupid.
Ok back to naming things!
A chair and...wait Amay? What the cheese is Amay doing in a hospital bed?
Wait...What am I doing in a hospital bed?
Wow your slow.
I am not!
...uhh yea you are.
You two voices come down here! Want a piece of me? huh!
We can't go anywhere dumbass. Were the autho- I mean gods.
Nice save.
No need for the Sarcasm.
No it was needed.
HEY! You damn voices! shut the fuck up!
We can make you shut the fuck up.
Mwhahahaha
Evil lauph? Too much. Too Much.
You spelled Laugh wrong dumbfuck. It's L-A-U-G-H.
Do I care?
I'm still here, oh magical voices from unicorn land!
We should have made her a little more sane.
Should've Would've Could've but I cant!
Yes...You can. I can just type away at your little key thingy and make her magically sane.
No It's not possible anymore so PISS OFF!
Fine..christ.
I'm an Atheist.
Shut up.
I give up. You guys are giving me headaches! I think I've officially lost it.
You did that a long time ago. Were just here to entertain our puny brains.
I do not have a puny brain!
Whats 4+4?
...5...It's 8.
A two year old could guess that faster than you.
...Let's just get back to the plot.
But we don't have one.
Don't tell them that!
I just did.
What's going on? I'm just going to ignore you and stare at that wall now...
Bitch you can't do that!
..Yea she can.
Crap...
There is a bug on the wall...
...You can't ignore us forever.
It has 8 legs...I think that makes it a spider. I had a dream about a spider when I passed out.
Bitch...were still here.
I'm going to pick this glass of water up now...
*SMASH!*
Did...She just throw the glass at the spider?
Did she just miss?
God we need to give her a brain.
You Shall not use the Lord's name in vain.
I'm an Atheist.
Shut up.
Wooh! There is Chapter 3! Emily And I love all religions! We don't hate!
Emily- Yea, the only reason Cathloic is made fun of in here is because I'm cathloic, Kiki is an Atheist.
...Don't hate!
R&R&R!
Relax, Read and Review! Tell us If our attempted humor worked!