"Hello and welcome to Total Drama Underdogs. I am Chris, the fabulous host of this show. The last couple of episodes have been pretty tame, and the ratings have gone through the floor. So, I'm stepping things up a notch. There's gonna be danger and drama in this episode, so stick around and catch this episode of Total! Drama! Underdogs! At 7:30 in the morning, the contestants are awoken by terrible music emanating from their radios, which are placed in all the bedrooms. After five minutes of this playing, everyone is awake. Some are raging. Some are screaming. A few are still asleep. Then, the announcements come through. Chris' voice blares through the building, sounding, ominously enough, more cheerful than usual. "I need all contestants to report to the lobby by 8:00 sharp." Lindsay looks confused. "I didn't know we had a lobby." Duncan looks at her. "How didn't you know there was a lobby? You were here for part of season one. You lived here at playa des losers for weeks!" Now, Lindsay looks even more confused. "Wait," she says, "We're at playa des losers?" After a lot of struggling and wrong turns, everyone arrives at the lobby, which used to be a nice room, but the walls are covered in mold and ivy and the roof is missing. Chris says, "I got an email from the producers. Apparently, since I started treating you more humanely, the ratings have dived. They wanted more danger and more drama, and, of course, I was happy to oblige. Today's challenge is a good old-fashioned game of musical chairs." Chris points to a circle of 13 chairs. Duncan begins to laugh, but is cut off by Noah. "Why are there 13 chairs and 13 of us? And why is one of the chairs red?" "The red chair," responds Chris, "is an ejection seat. When you lose, you get ejected and thrown into the water outside. The jellyfish were mostly cleared out," says Chris with a particularly nasty grin, "so you have nothing to be afraid of. The last team standing wins the fancy bedrooms and, for the first time ever, both the losing teams will be sending someone home tonight. On your marks, get set, GO!" The same awful music that had woken the contestants up plays as they walked around the circle of chairs. When the music stops, Lindsay sits down first- in the red ejection vseat. "Lindsay, that's the ejection chair!" yells Duncan, but it's too late. "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" screams Lindsay as she is ejected out of her seat and into the sea. The next time the music stops, Eva does not get a seat. She picks up Katie, ignoring her cries of "Wait! We're on the same team!" and puts her in the ejection chair. After she is ejected, next comes Leshawna, then Eva, who punches Justin in the face for stealing her chair, then Bridgette, then Trent, then Noah, then Justin, then DJ, then Geoff, until there are only three contestants left, Gwen, Duncan, and Tyler. "Alright, contestants, you are the last three. Chef is getting everyone, but he's busy with Trent, who somehow managed to get a jellyfish stuck up his nose. For the finale, the chairs are all going to be the same color, I will rearrange them, and two chairs are ejection chairs this time. Ready... GO! Gwen, Duncan, and Tyler raced in circles around the chairs. When the music stops, Duncan immidiately grabs one chair. Gwen and Tyler are both launched. "Hey," Duncan says proudly, "I've memorized a few things in my time. Phone numbers, passwords, the entrance password to Chris' chocolate vault..." Chris glares at him, but announces, "The Immortal Tarantulas are the winners! They get the first-class bedroom. Loser Gnats and Pretty Butterflies, I'll be seeing you tonight at the campfire. At the campfire, the Pretty Butterflies and the Loser Gnats are sitting, all with worried looks on their faces. Chris says, "Alright, let's vote." Once the votes are cast, Chris starts tossing out marshmallows. "Gwen, Noah, Geoff, Tyler, and Justin are all safe. And, the last marshmallows go to... Bridgette and Katie!" Trent looks sad, but he leaves for the Boat of Losers quietly, saying goodbye to Gwen sadly before he leaves. Eva, however, screams in rage. "I want to know which one of you backstabbers voted me off!" she yells while being carried off by Chef. Chris turns to face the camera. "Who will be voted off next? Can I hurt them before they are? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Underdogs!
