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Ages: Kagome, Sasuke, Naruto, etc: 13, Itachi: 19, Shisui: 22

"You sure, Itachi?" Mikoto asked, slightly confused at her oldest son. "I'm sure that your father will not mind punishing Sasuke." The Uchiha matriarch slightly glared at her youngest son as she mentioned his name, still can't believing that he cheated, and with a pink-haired girl to boot. There was no way in hell Fugaku would ever allow a girl with pink hair join the Uchiha clan.

Just what was Sasuke thinking?

"N-no! I can accept T-tou-san's punishment!" Kagome stuttered, almost forgetting to call the Uchiha leader father. She would rather face 'Uchiha Daddy' rather than Itachi, she knew he would kill her the moment he was alone with her.

Sakura stood off to the side, hearts in her green eyes as she stared at Sasuke-kun dreamily. She still couldn't believe that he had kissed her, if she only opened her ears, then she might've heard the conversation, that Sasuke-kun actually had a girlfriend… and it wasn't her.

Everyone immediately froze at the next voice.

"Nii-san? Kaa-san?" A very familiar voice hit their ears, everyone turning around to see… Sasuke? He was standing there coolly, his hands in his pockets and like nothing was wrong or that his 'girlfriend' was impersonating him and actually kissed another girl… a fan-girl at that… a girl with pink hair… not even one of the academy's strongest… an obsessive stalker and a fan-girl…

All of these thoughts kept running over Kagome's shocked mind, staring at her mirror image of Sasuke with disbelief, her mouth dropped wide open. 'That damn Naruto! He said that Sasuke would be distracted during all this!' Kagome thought angrily, not noticing how everyone seemed to be frozen in time, except Itachi of course.

Kagome was so shocked by the sudden appearance of Sasuke, that she didn't hear Naruto's now panicked voice. "Abort Mission!! Abort Mission!!" He was practically screaming it, watching from shock as his stupid rival showed up to mess everything up! He never expected it, thinking that the Uchiha would be distracted by that…

Naruto clenched his teeth as everyone only seemed to stare at each other, not really moving an inch. He smirked, his blue eyes lighting up a bit. 'It's time for a big distraction!!' He thought, knowing exactly what to use.

After all, he was the master in the art of distraction. He was also the master in the art of escaping (for some reason, he was so sure that he would escape with Kagome, giving no real thought that Uchiha Itachi was actually present, who could easily follow them and snuff them out quicker than a blink of the eye).

Naruto jumped from his hiding spot, his hands forming into the seals that would effectively distract everyone from this mess. 'Haremu no Jutsu!' (Harem Technique).

Almost immediately, about twenty nude, blond girls filled the street, all of them flocking to the confused Uchihas and the even more confused Kagome still in Sasuke's appearance. All the Narutos giggled and laughed, wrapping their arms around the Uchihas, rubbing their well-developed bodies up against them seductively.

The real Naruto jumped from the confusion, landing not-so-gracefully in front of the shocked Kagome. "Let's get out of here!" He shouted, almost laughing as she merely stared at him like she had never seen him in her life.

The blond grabbed her hand, effectively dispelling the transformation jutsu she had upon herself. The 'Sasuke' turned back to Kagome, immediately shocking everyone in the vicinity, with the exception of Naruto and Itachi.

Mikoto only stared.

Sasuke only stared.

Sakura only stared.

Itachi only glared.

"Come on!" Naruto shouted, picking up the completely shocked girl bridal style as she didn't respond, only opening and closing her mouth like a fool. He snickered as he fled from the sight, thanking his lucky stars that Kagome was so light and that he had invented that harem jutsu in the first place.

"W-what just happened?" Mikoto asked, now preoccupied with the naked girls rubbing themselves all over her. She glanced back in the direction that the Kyuubi child and Sasuke… no Kagome ran off in, wondering what the hell was going on. She only glanced at the clone girls with a confused look, that mixed in with a little embarrassment and discomfort. She did not like naked, blond and beautiful girls rubbing themselves all over like that.

Itachi was actually shocked by the Uzumaki brat's jutsu, that he actually allowed the nude females hug him for a whole second, before grabbing the hilt of his sword and slammed it into the forehead of the female nearest his face. The girl squeaked pathetically before disappearing in a cloud of thin smoke. He repeated this until all the girls were off his person, before walking over to help out his mother, who looked like she was having a tough time even moving with all the girls swarming her.

"What the hell!" Sasuke glared in complete hatred in the direction that the dobe ran in, not finding this situation amusing in the least. Having all these naked girls swarming them all was definitely lowering the Uchiha name. "Get off me!" He yelled in frustration as the girls only giggled at him, he growled and used his hands seals at an incredible rate, effectively getting rid of them all as he used the Katon jutsu.

He glared up with his obsidian eyes, narrowing them dangerously. He smirked slightly, it would seem he would have to do something with his 'girlfriend' for imitating his appearance. She deserved some kind of punishment for that.

Sakura, meanwhile, had almost fainted the moment she had seen Sasuke-kun turn into Kagome, one of her class-mates. She didn't faint because it wasn't actually Sasuke-kun she had kissed.

She fainted because the fact simply was: she had actually enjoyed the brief kiss, even if she now knew it was from a girl!

A girl! A female! The same gender as she! A girl for Kami's sake!

"What the hell was that?!" Kagome immediately demanded as soon as they escaped. She towered over Naruto, her hands on her hips and giving off that dangerous enraged female look. Well, it certainly scared Naruto enough. "I thought you said Sasuke wouldn't butt in during all of this?" She demanded, slightly annoyed as the prank didn't work.

Now she would have a homicidal ANBU captain and her 'boyfriend' after her ass, and even worse, a confused and probably angry mother to boot.

It wasn't good to make enemies with the Uchiha clan.

"I thought he would be distracted." Naruto muttered, slightly afraid as Kagome put her face right up to his so that they were nose-to-nose.

"And how did you do that?" Kagome asked, lowering her voice dangerously. Naruto only shivered visibly. Kagome was scary when she was angry.

"I used a—" Naruto muttered, lowering his voice so quietly that Kagome couldn't actually hear him.

"What?!" She demanded to know, putting her ear up to Naruto's mouth so she would hear this time. "Say it again!"

Naruto muttered it into her ear, and Kagome immediately screeched, effectively making the birds fly away from the surrounding trees.

"Did you really think a tomato cake would distract him for that long!!"

"We heard that you have been… hanging around Sasuke-kun a little too much lately." A bunch of kunoichi gathered around Kagome, all of them sneering at the oblivious girl. She wasn't apart of the Uchiha fan-club and therefore was banned to ever hanging with them without their club's permission.

"Hmm," Kagome merely replied, trying to look for a way out of this. Sure, she was a pretty good kunoichi, but she couldn't take them all on at once. Especially since the leader was actually one of them…

"Say you'll stop hanging around Sasuke-kun and we'll let you leave without any incident." The black-haired girl demanded, every girl behind her nodding, thinking that this Kagome would listen to their leader.

"Whatever," Kagome said absentmindedly, still trying to find a way out of this. Now she was really wishing that she hadn't sent Naruto off, she could really use his help now. 'Where is 'Sasuke-kun' anyway? Isn't he my 'boyfriend?' Shouldn't he be protecting me from such an attack?' Kagome thought sarcastically, tensing a bit as the lead girl casually swung a kunai blade on her finger.

"Your answer is too late! Prepare to feel pain!" The girl cried dramatically, her obsidian eyes turning a red crimson, ordering the girls behind her to attack.

Kagome mentally sighed, but prepared herself for a fight. She finally noticed the lead girl had her eyes activated and actually panicked.

'What the hell?' The first thought that crossed her mind, only standing there to look in shock at the girl's features, the Sharingan. Kagome almost felt like pulling her hair from her head.

Were the Uchihas so arrogant that they were obsessed among themselves? The Uchiha clan actually had fan-girls amongst their own kin? Attracted to their own cousins and brethren?

What was this world coming to?

Kagome limped her way to the Uchiha district, spitting out a bit of blood along the way. She had to basically fight off all those kunoichi by herself, and did a pretty darn good job of doing it. Most of them spent time on their looks so they basically lacked the most basic training. It was a miracle that they even managed to graduate from the academy in the first place. The only one who was trouble for Kagome was the Uchiha female and a blond she knew as Yamanaka Ino.

But she was actually surprised that Sakura wasn't present, maybe she was still shocked that she had found out that she was actually kissed by another girl and not the Sasuke-kun she had hoped for.

Now a few minutes later, she was hobbling herself to the Uchiha district, complete with a twisted ankle and a large bleeding scratch on her pale cheek.

However, that wasn't the worst thing to happen during that fight…

Kagome sighed, leaning up against a wall of the Uchiha district, standing a little ways from the main house. She was waiting for… Fubuki to come out and make her take the little 'tests' she needed to do. She leaned against the wall, thinking up various ways to get out or prove that she wasn't Uchiha material.

She yelped out in shock as two large hands covered her blue eyes, effectively scaring the hell out of her. 'If it's Itachi, I'm dead! If it's Sasuke, I'm dead again! If it's Mikoto, then she might whack me on the head again!' The dreaded thoughts crossed her mind, the last one not sounding as eerie as it should. 'Those slaps really hurt!' She pouted in her mind, justifying the thought in her head and forgetting about the hands that covered her eyes (maybe the people were right, maybe she and Naruto did have ADD)

"Are you the Kagome-chan I've been hearing about lately?" A smooth yet goofy (if that combination was even possible) voice asked her, releasing her eyes to spin her around, probably breaking her ankle in the process.

"Wow! You are as cute as everyone is saying! Well maybe not the females of the clan," The man muttered the last sentence, oblivious to Kagome's reddening face. No one had ever called her 'cute' before, well maybe except Naruto, but did he really count?

"Uhhh," The only audible thing that came out of her mouth was a mere non-intelligible babble, not knowing what to say. Why did he act differently from the other male Uchihas? Wasn't he supposed to be cold and threaten to cut off her tongue for even stepping foot into the Uchiha district?

"My name is Uchiha Shisui, I've heard that you are dating Sasuke-kun, is that true?" He asked and grinned, Kagome only staring at him with disbelief. Was this all he was concerned about? Why didn't he notice her hair yet?

"Ummm," Kagome muttered, her gloved hand coming up to rub her hair self-consciously. Unfortunately in that fight, the Uchiha girl had used a kunai to chop off over half her long hair. The back of her hair was lopped off, just barely reaching her shoulders while the front of her hair was still its long length.

All in all, her new 'haircut' looked simply ridiculous. However, she decided to do nothing about it, maybe it would deter Sasuke from seeing her anymore and get him to 'dump' her.

"Come on! I want to get to know you!" Shisui grinned, grabbing her hand and teleporting away before she could even squeak out a word.

"Sasuke, are you sure that she is the one who want to date?" Fugaku asked his son coldly, both of them walking down the hallways of the house. The girl was odd, probably not Uchiha material at all. But if Sasuke still wanted to date her, then he could simply beat out her… naughty streak.

"Yeah," Sasuke answered vaguely, smirking a bit. He had noticed that Itachi did not seem to like him with the girl at all (not that he actually hung around her a lot, they hadn't even gone on a 'date'). He was only glad to find out that Kagome did not seem to be the fan-girl type, not badgering him to go with her everywhere. In fact, she almost avoided him, maybe he should try taking her out somewhere.

Fugaku sighed silently, but they both perked up as a noise sounded from Itachi's room. The Uchiha patriarch raised a brow, knowing Itachi was currently helping his mother out at the police station with the paperwork and reports.

Sasuke also listened, wondering what the hell it was. The two Uchiha walked closer to the door, shocked as they listened in to the conversation.

"We should do that again, Shisui-san!" Okay, that definitely was Kagome's voice, but why was Shisui in there and doing with said girl?

"Are you sure? Aren't you tired? You look tired, especially after what you had just did." Shisui's voice said, all smooth and low like.

Fugaku and Sasuke merely glanced to each other, at a total loss to what could be going on behind those closed doors.

"Me tired? No way! Besides this is really fun, real relaxing!"

"Are you positive?" Shisui's voice sounded really skeptical now.

"Yes! Let's go for another round! Hey, don't think of yourself first! You need to turn me on first!" Kagome's voice said, and Sasuke actually gulped. He could feel his pale face heating up as his traitor mind began to produce… images. It wasn't his fault Kagome was actually pretty!

Fugaku could only lean closer to the door, hoping to Kami that what was going on in there wasn't what it sounded like.

"You mean like before? I go up then down, right?" Shisui spoke, sounding like he was really concentrating.

"Yes, do that again, it's really good." Kagome spoke a bit slowly.

"Do I go in here?" Shisui asked, his voice sounding questioning, like a lost little boy.

"Don't go through that opening! Go through the other one! Yes! That's great! You're really good for your first time!" Kagome said, and Sasuke could tell that she must be smiling by now.

"You think so?" Shisui asked, his voice still obviously concentrating.

"Yeah, don't worry. I've played with this thing like a million times before. I know what to do!" Kagome sounded slightly breathless, and Sasuke found that he did not like that. He only leaned closer to the door; half wishing he had the Byakugan so he could observe what was going on behind the door without actually opening it.

"I can tell, you're skilled at this!" Shisui said.

"That's so good! Yes! Go higher!" The barely audible female voice said, sounding really happy by the sound of it. "Higher, just a bit higher! You're almost there! Just a bit further, almost there now!" Kagome's voice now sounded even more breathless and excited than before.

"Hey, do you think that Sasuke-kun would like to join in on this?" Shisui asked, meanwhile Fugaku almost fell to the ground at that and Sasuke choked on his own saliva, his face turning a beet red.

"As if! He's too good for things like this!" Kagome snorted, now sounding a bit… disappointed?

"What is going on here?" A cold voice suddenly cut through their eavesdropping, Fugaku immediately getting up from the ground and Sasuke covered up his face a bit so his brother wouldn't see him blushing.

"Nothing, Nii-san." Sasuke muttered, his eyes going wide as Itachi merely stared at for a moment, before actually opening the door to his room.

Sasuke instantly jumped up, his arms wrapping around Itachi's waist in a lame attempt to stop him from opening the door completely, but all he really accomplished was knocking Itachi and himself over. Sasuke could not help but look, his head slowly glancing up to the naughty scene.

Only to find Kagome and Shisui sitting there comfortably on the floor, looking at them weirdly, Sasuke not even noticing Kagome's new 'haircut' due to his shock.

In their hands was a portable hand-held gaming system, both linked together with some kind of cable.

"Sasuke?" Kagome asked skeptically, blinking her blue eyes at the sight. Sasuke was on top of an irritated-looking Itachi, the younger Uchiha looking the complete opposite of his normal composed self. She glanced up a bit, surprised to find… Fubuki standing in the doorway, looking equally as shocked.

And to complete this wonderful family scene, Mikoto came walking in a moment later to see what the commotion was. She gasped at the first sight of Kagome's hair, immediately forgetting that earlier prank.

"Kagome-chan! What happened to your beautiful hair?" She asked with concern and Kagome sighed.

Her hair was gone because of a stupid bet that seemed to have turned into something else completely…