CHAPTER 4 QUIZ SPECIAL!

You sat in a circle with the other members of your group. It was very quiet.

"I say no spending points." Kakuzu said to break the silence.

"That may not be the best idea..." Sasori commented. "There may be some things we need to get."

"Here is the list of things that can be bought! Make a youthful decision, kids!" Gai cheerfully handed out the list of items.

"How should we divide our points?" Konan asked. There are many different combinations.

"No spending" Kakuzu grumbled.

"Tobi sees so many fun things on the list!" Tobi squealed.

"Let's vote on it." You declare.

"Good idea." Konan looked at the list. "Let's see, we can get one ten point item, two five items, one five, one three and one two...." Konan continued reading out all the possible combinations. "Those below five points are not that useful though, so we should need at least one five point item, or we can take a ten point one." What combination do you vote for?

One ten point item
Two five point Items
One five point, One three point, One two point
One five point, One three point, Two one point
One five point, Two two point, One one point
One five point, One two point, Three one point
One five point, Five one point

"It looks like one five point item, one three point item, and one two point item wins." Konan pointed out.

"Tobi voted for the winning things, yay!" Tobi chirped.

"That is what voting is fo-Don't tell him" Zetsu argued. "Why can't I? He is annoying."

"So now we vote on what items to actually choose." The boy with piercings explained over Zetsu's arguing. "We start with the five-point. Some items are locked though, it seems that we need to meet some requirements before we can obtain them."

What do you vote for?

chair
Armchair
table
shelves
desk

"No fair, the fire making kit is locked, yeah." Deidara complained.

"Shelves win" Announced the piercings boy. "We can use them to store any future items."

"Like that absurd fire making kit? Really, something that lasts longer like a compass is much more useful." Sasori declared.

"Fire is more useful, yeah!"

"You won't need it if you can find your way back. Besides, you may accidentally burn the whole country down."

"Cool, YEAH!" Deidara cheered.

"Three point item......" Itachi mumbled. It was one of those rare times when he spoke without being spoken to. Kisamae on the other hand, seemed not to want to talk. You checked your list.

What item do you want to get?

250 sheets of (white) paper and 20 pencils
Clock
Cushion/Pillow
A chocolate bar for each team member
Earplugs

"Clock wins." Konan stated. "We will need it to tell us what time it is anyway, although paper will be very useful for coming up with strategies."

"Ha ha ha ha! Earplugs! Ha ha!" Hidan laughed.

"Aww, Tobi wanted chocolate."

"Well, I did bring a small stack of papers and some pencils, bur I'm using them for letters." You explain. " I can spare a few sheets."

"Two point stuff now." Kisame said. Vote."

What do you vote for?

Rug
Markers
plant
Frying pan
Random board game

"Frying pan won. How awful." Zetsu commented.

"Well, It is better to think in advance." Sasori explained. "We can get a stove, once we have fifteen points."

"And I can bash people with it." Hidan smirked. You had the funny feeling that "people" meant YOU.

"Well, we have decided. Now what?" You asked.

"Finished? Let me take these papers! I will bring back your chosen things!" Lee happily took the paper where the results of the votes were written. "Here are your schedules. You have the rest of the day to do whatever you want! You can train with me and Gai-sensei! But you have to come back when you hear the announcement!" Lee handed you your schedule. You looked at it.

Breakfast - 9:00 Your instructor will lead you to the dining hall.

Whatever has been planned for that day

Lunch-12:30 Your instructor will lead you to the dining hall.

Continue your previous activity, start a new activity, or free time until the next activity

Dinner- 7:00 Your instructor will lead you to the dining hall.

Free Time

You MUST be back in your respective cabins by 9:00

Wow, the schedule provided about as much information as a postage stamp. It was not time for dinner yet, so you had time to pursue an activity of your choice.

What do you want to do?

Train with Gai and Lee
Bug Hidan
Exit the cabin and just wander around
Explore the cabin
Read one of your books

(Results below)

BUG HIDAN (With REAL Hidan Quotes!Woo!)

You sigh, and looked around. Everyone dispersed, leaving you alone with Hidan.

"What the fuck are we supposed to do?" He complained.

"Let's play... Tortue Hidan." You suggest in an annoyed tone.

"No way in hell." He replied. "Murder _______ sounds more fun."

"Nah, sounds too painful." You explain.

"Then I'll make it quick..." Hidan smirked.

"Not if I can help it" You snarl, and pounced on him.

"Ow!" Hidan whined. "You're going to pay."

"Not if I make you pay first." You punched him.

"Dude, that was weak." Hidan taunted. You punched him harder."That fucking hurt!"

"You made me do it." You reply 'innocently' Hidan pushed you over.

"Ha, now I've got you!" He growled as he climbed on you.

"Get off!" You yell.

"You can't make me." Hidan sang as he punched you.

"Why you..." You struggled in attempt to get away.

"Won't work." Hidan punched you again. You grabbed his arm and somehow flipped him over.

"Now who's winning!" You declare, as you rain punches onto him.

"Ow, ow ow ow! Seriously, be the nice girl I know you are and stop! Pretty please with sugar on top?" Hidan asked sarcastically

"Nope. I won't stop just because you ask nicely."

"Bitch."

"Bastard."

"Twenty bucks on the girl" Kakuzu said to Deidara.

"Hidan will win, yeah." Deidara opposed. "No offense, _______"

"Well, _______ is winning." Kakuzu observed.

"What the fuck?! BETTING?!" Hidan cried. "What is this to you, some sort of fucking show?"

"Yep." Kakuzu and Deidara replied at the same time.

"In that case, lose like a man!" You taunt, and punched Hidan more.

"_______! Stop fighting with Hidan!" Konan yelled, making you pause. You suddenly realized that the position you were in was not the most... dignified.

"OH CRAP!" you and Hidan yell at the same time as you quickly stood up. "That never happened." You explain to Hidan. "Except the part where I punched you."

"Seriously, can I beat the crap out of you someday? Just once?" Hidan asked you.

"You lost your chance." You smirk at him.

"Aww... I guess the bet is off...yeah." Deidara grumbled.

"Seeing as no one won..." Kakuzu explained. Deidara and Kakuzu left. You also noticed that Hidan had 'mysteriously' disappeared.

"He started it." You explain nervously. Konan sighed. There had to be a way to make _______ get along with the others (Especially Hidan) better.

TRAIN WITH GAI AND LEE
"Training sounds like fun! Tobi wants to try!" Tobi squealed.

"Yosh!" Lee cheered.

"Tobi also thinks she should come too!" Tobi gestured to you.

"Wha-?"

"Youthful _______ Join us for some training!" Gai announced. Before you could accept or reject the offer, Tobi was cheerfully dragging you outside.

"Alright, Let's run fifty laps!" Gai announced.

"Yosh! Gai-Sensei!" Lee declared.

"Whee!" Tobi squealed as he ran in circles. "Tobi thinks this is fun!"

"That's the youthful spirit! _______ run with us!" You had no choice. You began to run the laps with Gai, Lee and Tobi.

"Tobi is tired." Tobi sighed after twenty laps.. "Time to rest." He sat off to the side. You used this as an excuse to rest too.

"It looks like they are tired. Now would be a good time to get the ordered things, Sensei." Lee observed.

"Excellent observation, Lee." Gai reported. "You get to carry the shelves."

"Yosh, Gai-Sensei!" Lee cheered. Lee and Gai ran off to get the things.

"Soo... Tobi?" You ask him, trying to start a conversation.

"Hello, Tobi is a good boy. Tobi likes candy!" He chirped. He was very cute.

"That's nice..." you say, and continue sitting with Tobi, listening to his squeals..

EXPLORE CABIN
You decided to take a look around the cabin. You walked into each empty room making a mental map on what furniture and items would be best to place where. You were not looking where you were going, so you bumped into someone.

"Sorry" you apologize.

"It's okay" Kisame, the person you bumped into, replies.

"Hello Kisame."

"Hullo."

"Why are you so quiet?" You ask him. "It's kinda strange..."

"Well," Kisame paused. "I haven't exactly been the most popular guy where I came from."

"I understand." you tell him. " Do you feel like saying anything else?"

"No" he replies.

"Okay then. See you later."

"See you" You continue roaming the cabin until you came by a second door.

"The cabin has a garden?" you ask out loud.

"Yeah. It's pretty cool." You recognized those split voices.

"Zetsu?"

"It's nice to have a garden. If only it was not so empty." He comments.

"Can I see it?" you ask him.

"Follow us." Zetsu led you to the 'garden.' It was more like a little field.

"Well, at least it has some plants in it. I think the grass is nice. What do you have to say, Zetsu?" No response. "Zetsu?" You turned around. There was a large green... thing nearby. It was likely that he closed his flytrap. "He's shy" you say to yourself, petting the green thing. You smile as you exit the 'garden'.

"Hn." You hear a grunt as you exit the garden.

"Hi, Itachi."

"Hn."

"Okay. See you."

"...Hn." You heard a door open.

"And the shelves go here?"

"That's good."

"Yosh! now the clock." Looks like the ordered things have arrived. The piercings boy was telling Gai and Lee where to put the things you had ordered. You decided not to interfere, and watch a little. Maybe you would learn something about him that could be put to use.
EXPLORE AREA
You exit the cabin just to wander around. You walk on the dirt path to see where it would take you. Going down the path, you pass some of the other cabins. Spiky Blond was also just walking around.

"Hey, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. Who are you?"

"I'm _______"

"Cool. I can't wait for tomorrow."

"Who is your instructor?" you ask him curiously.

"His name is Kakashi. He did not tell us anything else. He also like reading pervy books."

"That is interesting, Naruto. My instructor is called Mighto Gai. I think he is crazy."

"Really?"

"Well, he wears a green jumpsuit, likes to yell and make people run laps."

"Weird..." Naruto commented.

"NARUTO!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING WITH THE CHAIRS!" You hear a girl yell. She ran towards you. "Sorry if Naruto caused any trouble, he's an idiot like that." She explains as she towed Naruto away.

"See you!" You call to both of them. You continue down the path. You passed a few other cabins, then the the path forked out. You did not want to get lost, so you made your way back to the cabin.

"Hey, can you help us with the furniture?" Lee asked. He was carrying the shelves with the frying pan and clock stacked on top.

"Okay." You went into the cabin to help arrange the shelves, clock, and frying pan.


READ
You sigh and head upstairs. There was a really good book in one of your bags that you have been meaning to start. You rummage through your bags, looking for the book. You take the book out as Konan entered the room.

"Hey, _______ What are you doing?" Konan asked as she came into the room.

"I want to start reading this book." You tell her simply.

"Can I see it?" You hand her the book.

"Wow, this looks interesting. Can I read it with you?"

"Sure" You open up to the prologue.

"No!" She screamed as she ran down the dark alley. "No! Leave me alone! I'll do anything!" The man chasing her did not stop.
"You know why I want you" He hissed. "You cannot get away."
"No! I do not have it! Stay away from me! Go away!" The man chuckled upon hearing her words.
"I know you have it." He growled. "If you do not give it to me, I will have to take it by force." The man took out a bottle from under his cloak.
"Even if I do have it, I cannot give it to the likes of you!" The man opened the bottle.
"Then you are coming with me" He whispered, as he poured one drop of liquid into the ground. Immediately a portal opened.
"Mercy! Not there! I.... My son..." The man paid no heed to her words as he violently grabbed her and jerked her into the portal.

"I like it" Konan told you. "Can I borrow it sometime?"

"Sure" you reply. "By the way, who is that boy with all the piercings you sometimes talk to?" you ask her.

"Oh, um... He is a friend of mine. " Konan did not say anything else. You sigh. Maybe she would tell you more when she felt like it. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"I am doing a survey. Tell me some of the things you have brought with you." A voice came from outside.

"pervert!" you yell at the voice.

"I only want to know what you have that may affect the items we choose. There should be no unnecessary spending of points." The voice replies.

"Oh, I brought some books, paper, pencils and a bag of chips" you say, not wanting to reveal too much of what you had.

"Thank you." Whoever it was moved to another room.

"He does have a good point." You say to Konan. "Points should not be spent recklessly."

"That is true, but who was he?"

"I don't know. Want to continue reading?"

"Okay." Konan replied.

"It is now time for dinner. Return to your cabins and your instructors will lead you to the dining hall." Tsunadae's voice was broadcasted all over the grounds. At the cabin, Gai and lee thought it would be a good idea to have "A Youthful Race" to the dining hall. This led to a lot of complaining as you as well as the others in your team did not know WHERE the dining hall was.

"How do we fucking go to somewhere we don't know how to get to?"

"I don't want to run" Zetsu complained.

"But... Tobi is tired, and Tobi may get lost!"

"It would be a better idea if we lead them there" Lee told Gai.

"Good idea Lee! See if you can keep up!" Gai dashed off. You groaned, having to chase after him was not what you had in mind. Your team finally arrived at the dining hall all tired and sweaty. It was not surprising that you were the first ones there.

"At least we get dibs on-Don't! They will take all our food!" Zetsu complained.

"I'm fucking tired" Hidan whined.

"I'm hungry." You comment. Konan nodded and you went to line up.

"At least I don't have to pay..." You hear Kakuzu, who was behind you, mumble. "Going bankrupt..."

"You may only have one item in each category; Main, Drinks, and side." The lady at the counter said.

"I would like some pasta with juice and some soup" Konan ordered.

"Okay. Next!"

"I want pizza with cola and some fries, please." You tell the lady.

"Here. Next!" She calls to Kakuzu as you went to sit with Konan at the table marked '3'.

"Does that taste good?" You ask her.

"It's nice" She replies. You eat silently as table '3' fills up. The hall also filled up as more people from the other teams arrived.

"It's too fucking crowded now." Hidan complained.

"Shut up, I'm tired of your complaining" Kakuzu complained back to Hidan.

"You fucking shut up!"

"Make me."

"It's not that crowded, team '7' is not here yet" You pointed out.

"Shut the fuck up."

"I will talk if I fucking want to" You retort back at Hidan, who just stared.

"What's your problem? Never heard a girl swear before?" You ask him. Konan cleared her throat. "Oh, right. Sorry." You silently eat your meal until...

The door opened with a BANG. "I AM NARUTO UZUMAKI AND SOMEDAY I AM GOING TO--" It was Spiky Blond. His name was Naruto, it was obvious by way he announced it. Dead-Bird-Hair just rolled his eyes as Pink Hair Girl put a had over his mouth and yelled at him.

"Embarrassing me in front of-"

"But Sakura-" You noticed a boy with red hair and the word 'love' on his forehead in Japanese. He was watching Naruto, amused.

"Hey, hey, It's time to eat." A masked man with his face buried in a book announced.

"What was that?" Deidara asked. Your entire table erupted into conversation right on cue.

"Tobi is a good boy!"

"What a strange team..." A soft voice commented.

"What the fuck was that?"

"They seem nice- I don't think so."

"...Hn"

"Okay..." Sasori commented. The team went to line up for their food.

"I'm full." You push your empty plate away. "What now?"

"Well, I guess we could go back to the cabin." Konan suggested. "Unpack our stuff a little."

"Not like there is much to do yet..."

"Well, we should prepare for tomorrow, right?" You sigh. Konan was right. Who knows what could happen in a place like Camp Akatsuki?