A/N: Wow, I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't expecting such a positive response from this story! Thanks so much!

Now to answer some of your reviews:

StanleyPines: Thanks :D

Candykaykay2001: Tokyo Ghoul is literally my favorite anime! It's SOOO good! I was planning to do a Tokyo Ghoul story in the future ;) (I like your profile picture)

TheyTookMyUsername: You're completely correct! And yes, making puns is definitely a power that I am proud to somewhat have! As for his finger, he won't cut it off (spoiler alert!) ever seen Ben 10? I was gonna have a similar thing to how that one alien guy was trying to get Ben's watch off. It will be painful though. I planned on not cutting any limbs off though.

hyperphycomaniac: Why thank you. I enjoy writing things like this...is that bad? I agree. It was hard but I found Guy's soft spot! Your ideas are great! I will use some but others kinda interfere with the plot I had designed. I might twist them around a bit, though.

Now onto the story (sorry for the long author's note)


Guy was brought to a world filled with floating 1's and 0's. It had no gravity so Guy was stuck floating there. He looked at his surroundings and felt a bit nervous.

Everything suddenly became a dark room and Guy was forced into a chair where his arms were tied to his side and his legs were tied to the legd of the chair.

"Um...hello?" Guy's voice echoed through the room.

"Hello, Guy," Reiley's voice replied. Guy smirked a bit as he looked down at the pavement floor, "I'm sure you're willing to do as I say, correct?"

Guy nodded a bit, not saying a word. His expression didn't show any emption at all whatsoever.

"Bring it in," Guy heard Reiley's voice come through some speakers Mega Monkey brought in a futuristic device, "This will 'sheliminate' the ring from you finger. It will then extract all of its powers into this beaker. We'll take those powers and put them into a needle where we will inject Mega Monkey with your shemazing powers and take over the world!"

Guy audibly gasped to himself and decided it was about time to start the next phase of his plan.


Droosha, Boxter and Kelly opened the door to the house to find nobody was in it.

"Maybe Guy just went to Maz's house and forgot to tell us," Droosha hoped as her and Boxter searched the house for Guy. Kelly waited for them to look away before she snuck down to her brother's lair where she found Maz on his knees looking at Sheila with a sad frown.

Sheila's screens were off but the chord was still plugged in so that raised some suspicions.

"Hey, Maz. Where's Guy?" Kelly said casually.

"Honestly, I have no idea," Maz said as a hint of worry made its way into his response.

"Do you have any idea where he might be?" Kelly asked worriedly as they made their way back upstairs to tell their parents.

"He was taken by a bad guy right after getting his feelings completely shestroyed!" Maz said assuming that Reiley was most likely not one of Droosha's friends.

The two were sprinting down the stairs as Kelly called for her parents, "Mom! Dad! Guy was kidnapped!"

Droosha and Boxter ran over to Kelly to try to calm her down, "How do you know?" Boxter asked.

Kelly froze, "Um..." She looked over to Maz to get an answer but he just shrugged. That had somehow went over their heads.


Guy flinched as his hand was suddenly grabbed and yanked out of socket. He winced in pain and felt his arm be put into the machine.

There goes my plan. He thought and the machine was turned on. Guy screamed as the ring was taken from his finger.

Mega Monkey smiled as he watched the powers slowly drain into the beaker. He began to laugh his monkey laugh which was drowned out by Guy's screaming. The machine began to smoke and guy calmed down, the pain going away.

"What happened!?" Reiley yelled angrily. Guy used this moment to his advantage and used his other hand to get his arm out of the machine. Once he did that he, ignoring the pain, untied his legs. Mega Monkey and Reiley didn't seem to notice as they tried to figure out what the heck had just happened to their machine.

With a wince, Guy popped his shoulder back into place and said a confident, "You go girl!" His all-to-familiar logo circled around him but nothing happened, "Oh you've gotta be kidding me."

That was when Reiley noticed Guy's escape, "The boy got away! Get him!" Mega Monkey yelled when Reiley brought Guy's absence to his attention.

Guy began running and didn't look back. He Moctopus suddenly jumped from out of nowhere right in front of Guy. He stopped in his tracks and got ready to turn in another direction just to find that he was completely cornered.

The former super-heroine spotted the beaker with the ring's powers almost completely in there but noticed he had to get through Reiley—who seemed to be his biggest threat so far.

He backed up a few steps before getting ready to make a run for it.


Kelly and Maz were currently in the back seat of Boxter's police truck. The sirens wailed loudly as they sped through town ignoring any traffic lights. Droosha held her breath as her husband drove recklessly through town.

The two got away with telling their parents that they were pretty sure Guy was taken to SICK Headquarters and they know this becuase Maz heard the bad guys talking about it while he was hiding from them. He said that his GPS could take them there. In all actuality, Maz and Kelly were just going by memory from riding around with SheZow in the Shehicle.

The cop car rounded a corner with a screech and Maz told them that they had made it to SICK Headquarters.

Little did they know, that was their old base. In fact, Guy wasn't even trapped in any of SICK's previous or current locations. Guy was trapped in a place some people referred to as the extracting room. Located in the basement of an abandoned house.


Guy got ready for it and charged full speed ahead. Reiley got ready to stop him but he dodged her attempt and continued to run for his powers. Reiley chased him down as he ran. He got back to the machine, grabbed the beaker and, when Reiley was perfectly positioned, he kicked over the machine causing it to fall down on Reiley.

He found a small lid on the ground and was about to cap the beaker when a punch was sent to his back, pushing him forward and knocking the wind right out of him. He let out an "oof" sound and stumbled around a bit before catching his composure. He was way too used to some of the 'get out of pain free card' the SheZow suit gave him. It didn't get rid of pain but it made it seem like it hurt less than it did.

A kick was sent to his lower back, pushing the boy down to the ground and dropping the beaker. To broke into hundreds of glass shards and Guy let out an upset, "No!" As he watched his family's name wash away before his eyes. Literally.


A/N: I don't know how I feel about this chapter. I kinda like it but it feels kind of 'meh' to me. Should I start making more puns that range from SheZow puns and anything else I can think of? Tell me in the reviews.

How long has it been since the last update of this story? However long it was, I just wanna say that this chapter was made in a day. Not two, not three, one honking day. New record! In fact, this was surprisingly easy to write.

Thats exactly why I'm questioning how good it is. That and it's 10 minutes away from one in the morning so I need more sleep.

I guess that means goodnight and I'll see you all next time! Bye!

(R&R please)