Heyo, Vee's back! So, um, yeah, my computer crashed and I lost my bookmarks so I had to find where I was in the Manga, horrible! I also lost my place for my Legend of Korra fanfic, but…I'll find it.
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me.
"Sounds fun," Sasuke smirked. "I'll do it."
"Oh…" Sakura exclaimed, looking towards the clock on the wall which read 3:34. "Sasuke, don't! We only have half an hour to get to the meeting!"
"Don't worry," Sasuke said, rolling his eyes as he took off towards Lee, who was awaited Sasuke's attack. "I'll be done in five minutes."
"Uwahh! Sasuke-Kun!" the pinkette squealed into her hands.
Once Sasuke got close enough, Lee leapt into the air, spinning his body in midair, and threw a kick at the Uchiha, yelling, "Leaf Spinning Wind!" Sasuke ducked, dodging the aerial attack, but Lee was ready, adjusting his weight once again and his leg shot out into another attack.
Sasuke tried to block the attack, but as soon as his hands came up, Lee's foot made contact to his jaw, sending him flying into the air. "Sasuke-kun!" Sakura shouted, worriedly.
Sasuke's body made a clunk as he landed on the ground and he stood up, almost groggily, from the ground. The two genin stood facing each other, and Sasuke bowed his head slightly, closing his eyes. "Hn." Once he raised his eyes to look back at Lee, they were different.
Sasuke had activated his Sharingan, and took off towards Lee once again. Lee smiled gently as he raced to meet Sasuke, again landing a kick right on Sasuke's chin, sending him straight up into the air.
Sasuke spit out a little blood, grimacing. "Whoa…" I muttered, as Lee squatted to the ground, ready to leap up and attack his airborne opponent. "If Sasuke can't read it, then that means, he's only using…"
"Yes," lee replied, springing up into the air. "My techniques are neither ninjutsu nor genjutsu…"
"Sasuke!" Naruto called, after finally coming to. Oops, I guess I forgot about the poor guy!
Lee appeared underneath Sasuke, mimicking the boy's position. "Leaf Shadow Dance!"
"Yes, my techniques are simple taijutsu, Sasuke-kun," Lee told the boy. "You may not believe it because it is so basic, but they say the Sharingan has the ability to reveal all types of ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu. While it is true that by reading ninjutsu or genjutsu which need to be raised and seals performed. You get an advantage through the Sharingan, but taijutsu is a little different."
"W-what do you mean?" Sasuke demanded, as Lee poked him in the back.
"Even if you are able to read my movements with your eyes, your body simply does not have the capacity for the speed to react to my taijutsu," lee replied. "Basically, even if you see it, if your body cannot move then it is useless."
The wrappings around Lee's arms began to unravel, as he continued to speak. "Do you know this? Among strong people, there exist genius types and hardworking types. If your Sharingan is a genius type from the Uchiha blood, and I am simply a hardworking type who has mastered only taijutsu, then you could say that my ultimate taijutsu is the worst possible match up for your Sharingan. And I will prove it with this technique….That hard work surpassed genius!"
As the wrappings were about to wind themselves around Sasuke, one of those windmill things lodged one to a nearby wall. "That is…"
There came a popping noise, and standing right in front of us, was a giant turtle. "That's enough, Lee!" it demanded, angrily.
"Oh…Jashin…" I muttered, staring at it in awe. "It's…it's…So Cute!"
Lee retracted away from Sasuke, spinning to recoil his wrappings, and Sasuke began to plummet to the floor as Sakura raced to catch him before he hit the ground.
Lee landed in front of the turtle, bowing in respect. "Are you alright, Sasuke?" Sakura asked, concerned.
"So you were watching…" Lee muttered, looking ashamed as he addressed the turtle.
"Well, Sasuke, if you're alright," I hummed, my hands behind my back as I shifted my weight from foot to foot excitedly. "I'll just go over and…pet the turtle!"
I skipped over to them, but stopped, once Lee took a defensive pose, almost slapping me in the face. "But I wasn't planning on using the other one!" he insisted, sweating.
"Hey! Hey!" Naruto called, addressing Sakura and Sasuke. "What?" the pinkette replied.
"That's…a turtle, right? Right?!"
"Isn't that obvious?"
"Hey! Hey! Can a turtle become a ninja?"
"How would I know?!"
"You Fool!" the turtle bellowed, snapping everyone's attention to it and Lee. "You think you can get away with an excuse like that?! You already know what I t means for a shinobi to reveal his special techniques!"
"Yes!" Lee replied, bowing in shame.
I cleared my throat, stepping closer. "Yes?" the turtle asked, turning to me slowly.
I smiled. "Hi!"
"Hello," he replied curtly, turing back to Lee. "Are you prepared to-"
"Can I stroke your shell?" I asked.
"What? No!" he shook his head before he addressed Lee once again. "Are you prepared to-"
"Mr. Turtle! I do so hope you would reconsider!" I announced, staring at the turtle.
"What is wrong with you?" the turtle demanded. "I am trying to have a conversation!"
"What's wrong with you? I just want to lick your face!" I retorted.
"Please leave!"
"Let me stroke your shell!"
"Go away!"
"Let me stroke your shell!"
"No!" he yelled, turning back to Lee after shooting me a chilling glare. "Now, Lee, are you prepared to pay?"
"Yes…" Lee replied, looking ashamed.
"Then here comes Gai Sensei!" the turtle announced, an in a puff of smoke a man, dressed similarly to Lee, bushy brows and all, appeared, standing on the turtle's shell.
"Geez! You guys are the epitome of adolescence!" the man announced in a loud voice.
"Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey!...Hey!" I growled, turning to Lee. "How come he can touch the shell of the turtle, but I cannot?"
"Ewww! Those eyebrows!" Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke whined.
"Super weird…" Sakura noted.
"Those are incredible eyebrows…" Naruto said. "I've never seen that before…"
"Hey! Stop insulting Gai-Sensei!" Lee yelled at the three.
"Shut up!" Naruto yelled back at the boy. "All these freaks keep appearing! How the hell are we supposed to react?!"
"What did you-"
"Lee!" Gai called.
"Oh! Yes?"
"You fool!" Gai yelled, punching Lee in the face. As Lee lied on the ground, his face throbbing, Gai lowered himself onto one knee, whimpering, "You are…you are…"
"Sensei…" Lee moaned in pain. Both Lee and Gai had tears streaming down their faces. "Sensei…I…I…"
"That's enough, Lee," Gai exclaimed, hugging Lee tightly. "You don't need to say it!"
"Sensei!"
"Wha?"
"Uhh…"
"…"
"That's…disturbing…" I grimaced, walking over to the turtle. "Hey…hey…"
"What now?" the turtle glared.
"Can I pet you now?"
"Will it make you go away?"
"Possibly," I nodded. "Yes."
"Go ahead…"
"Yes!" I exclaimed, stroking the shell repeatedly. "So silky!"
"Aki! Get over here!" Adam shouted. "You'll catch their weird!"
"Indeed! This is what youth is all about!" Gai told Lee, still holding him tightly.
"Sensei!"
"You know…that's some good stuff!" Naruto told Sakura, pointing over to the two.
"No Way! Too Dangerous! Way Too Dangerous!" Sakura replied, shoving her finger in Naruto's face angrily.
"It's alright, Lee," Gai said, pulling away from the sobbing boy. "Youth and mistakes go together!"
"You…you are too nice, sensei," Lee sniffed, wiping his tears away.
"But, you did start a fight and almost broke my rules," Gai sighed, his hands on his hips. "Your punishment will take place after the Chunin Exams."
"Yes!" Lee saluted.
"Five hundred laps around the practice range!" Gai announced, posing.
"YES!"
"…"
"Stupid…"
"Hey! Hey! What the hell was that turtle?!" Naruto demanded.
Gai looked over to us, both Sakura's team and my team. "Ah! No, he's looking over here!" Sakura said, sounding mortified.
"Hey, you guys," Gai asked. "How's Kakashi-sensei doing?"
There you go! Anyways, I'm tired!
Loves and hugs, minions~
Yours psychotically,
Vee