Sorry for this being so late! I really don't have an excuse. Procrastination occured. Thanks for being so patient. Next birthday: August 9th, Eliza
Also, read Sons of Libertea on ao3 if you haven't already. This references it, but you don't need to understand the references to understand the chapter.
Roo-doo-doo-doo, just taking a sip of my iced tea, roo-doo-doo-doo, totally inconspicuous, roo-doo-doo-doo, just chilling at the local Sons of Libertea.
I checked my watch. It read 6:66. Time for the plan to begin. I shared a glance with Sammy the Sealbury from across the room. We nodded and got out of our seats to make our way up to the counter.
"So, Alexander," I began, addressing the barista.
"We've heard," Sammy the Sealbury continued, placing his fins on the countertop.
"That you"
"Have a"
"Boyfriend now."
"Which means"
"That your"
"Relationship status"
"Is no"
"Longer single."
"We just"
"Wanted to"
"Inform you"
"That you"
"Are not"
"Welcome in"
"The No"
"Longer Single"
"& Eff Off"
"I'm Currently"
"Already Mingling"
"Club. As"
"A happy"
"Couple, you"
"Should know"
"That -BTW"
"This is"
"Coming from"
"Experts- we"
"Truly care"
"About your"
"Emotions towards"
"John Laurens"
"And it"
"Is OK"
"To be"
"GAY!" Sammy the Sealbury and George cried together.
Alexander gave the pair a look of horror and called John over from the break room, where he just finished watching Hercules fail to catch a Pikkachu on Pokémon Go!™.
"John," Alexander said with a pout on his face. "These boys are scaring my young adolescent mind."
John gave a confused look at his 21-year old boyfriend and said to George and Sammy the Sealbury, "Bye-bye!"
John jumped over the counter to shove the couple out the door, leaping in the air to hit the Sons of Libertea flag hanging above the entrance.