This oneshot is also inspired by a Maximum the Hormone song. The song is called Heisei strawberry Vibe (well duh…)

Summary: Basically, Sora hates fruit. Riku loves perverted thoughts.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

Heisei Strawberry Vibe

"I hate fruit…" Sora complained as he threw strawberries into the cart.

"Why can't we have Chocobo salad instead of fruit salad?" he threw in another pack of strawberries to make sure he had enough so Kairi wouldn't be pissed.

Kairi had sent him and Roxas to the store to get the food for dinner.

But Roxas of course ditched Sora as soon as they stepped into the store to go flirt with three girls.

"Okay" he said checking his list, "I have everything finally..."

He went to pay for everything. He didn't see Roxas and planned to leave him there if he didn't show up.

'It'll serve him right,' Sora thought with his first smile ever since being told to go shopping.

Sora wheeled the kart to the car (Tifa's corvette was lent to Sora for this occasion), and packed the groceries in the trunk.

"Wait!" Roxas yelled running out of the market, "don't you leave me here you douche!"

Sora sighed and gently closed the trunk, "get in you idiot" he told the smiling blonde.

They got in the car and Sora started it.

"Pulled those ladies numbers," he bragged to Sora, "told them this was my corvette."

Sora sighed again as Roxas laughed like he had won something.

"And what happens when they see you don't drive a corvette and they see Tifa driving it Roxas?"

Roxas stopped laughing and looked at Sora, "Hey how come she lets you drive it and not me?"

Sora smiled, "because she doesn't trust you."

"And I'm better looking than you." He added.

Roxas was in a bad mood all the way back to Merlin's house.

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"Good job guys! You can just set it on the counter. Thanks so much!" Kairi told them.

Sora didn't plan to bust Roxas out about not helping.

Kairi was preparing dinner tonight and Yuffie had volunteered to help because she wanted to learn how to cook better.

Everyone expected disaster.

Sora was walking back to his room to get his towel to go take a shower, when he saw Riku coming out of his room.

"Uh, what're you doing?" he asked the startled Riku.

Riku's face was red as he stuttered an answer.

"I was looking f-for my… socks!"

Sora raised an eyebrow, "In my room?"

Riku tried to cover his embarrassment with anger, "I thought you were at the store!"

"I got back… to find you in my room"

Riku started backing away, "I wasn't looking at your magazines!" he shouted as he ran away.

Sora sighed in anger as he entered his room, which now smelled funny, and grabbed his towel. Walking down the hall to one of the many bathrooms in the house, Sora saw Tifa walking from the kitchen.

"Hey Tif-" Sora stopped when he saw the two cartons of strawberries in her arms.

She was eating out of one. "Hey kiddo, how'd the car run?"

"Uh, fine" Sora responded, "Does Kairi know you're eating those?"

She looked a the strawberries and held one up, "what, you want one?"

Sora held up his hands and shook his head.

"Oh wait I forgot!" she said and pulled a canister of cool whip out of her pocket (Sora had also bought this at the store). Tifa topped one of the strawberries with the whip and ate it.

"They're yummy Sora, and not bad for you" she coaxed holding up another strawberry.

Sora stuck out his tongue, "fruit is the scourge of the earth."

Tifa giggled and stepped at Sora with the strawberry raised, "here it comes."

Sora backed away (he really must hate fruit…) and held out his arms, "not funny Tifa, Kairi will be pissed."

Tifa ignored him and started coming at him.

Sora started to run down the hall and ran into the first room he came to.

"So you're cornered in my room now" Tifa said from the doorway. Sora looked for an exit like a trapped animal, but Tifa's room had no windows.

Tifa stepped in and closed the door behind her.

"What the hell are you doing Tifa?!"

"Shhhh Sora, eat the strawberry" she held it out as she walked toward him (he was now pressed against the wall on top of her desk)

Tifa held the can of cool whip up to Sora's face and giggled. But Sora quickly disarmed her and pointed the can on her.

Too surprised to react, Tifa was sprayed all over her face.

"Ahhhhhh Sora stop!" she yelled and started throwing strawberries at him. One landed in his mouth and he started screaming.

Tifa laughed and stuffed more berries in his mouth.

Sora was so disgusted he tripped and landed on the bed, spitting the whole way down.

Tifa pounced on top of him to continue the berry barrage.

Riku walked by the room whistling, but stopped when he heard the noise. He creaked open the door and was shocked at what he saw:

Tifa straddling Sora on her bed stuffing his mouth with strawberries while he sprayed her with cool whip.

"Oh my god…" he whispered and looked around to make sure no one was looking.

"Riku!" Kairi shouted from down the hall.

Riku jumped and quickly stepped away from the door.

"Riku, have you seen the strawberries and cool whip? I need them for the fruit salad!" Kairi told him.

Riku looked at the door then back at Kairi, then back at the door, "well you see…."

"Yes?" Kairi questioned.

Riku gulped.

"Sora and Tifa are using them."

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Hahaha, what's funny is that they weren't doing anything perverted.

Thanks for reading.